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Chapter 4: Choosing Nicknames!
🕑 Added 2025-01-31 08:18:56 +0000 UTC[Makoto Ito: You guys really don't take me seriously at all, do you? Believe it or not, I'll ban you two permanently!]
[Senju Tobirama: ...]
[Uchiha Izuna: ....]
[Senju Tobirama: Kid, do you know who I am?! I'm the Second Hokage of Konoha!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Kid, do you know who I am? I'm the second strongest in the Uchiha clan! My older brother is the strongest]
Makoto raised an eyebrow at the messages. "Is there something wrong with these two?"
[Makoto Ito: Haha! What does it matter? I don't give a fuck about your identities! Just stay quiet for a moment!]
Meanwhile, in the Pure Land, Tobirama was staring at the screen, his eyes burning in anger. "This damn... this little brat!"
He just got a chance to mock Madara, but now he was being laughed at.
[Senju Tobirama: Kid, did you hear me? I'm the Second Hokage! Show some respect!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Yeah, show some respect!]
[Group leader Makoto Ito has banned Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Izuna for three minutes!]
[Namikaze Minato: Pfft...Hahahaha! Sorry, sorry, I couldn't hold it in. The group leader, these two are just too funny!]
[Makoto Ito: Haha, that's the price for messing with the leader of this group!]
[Senju Hashirama: Hahahahaha! Tobirama, you always call me the talkative one! Now you've been banned twice by the group leader, and I've been banned only once! Are you still going to talk about me?!]
[Uchiha Madara: You deserve it, Tobirama! You're not even worthy to talk to me! And you, little brat named Ito Makoto! You dare ban me? Do you know who I am? I'm Uchiha Madara, the nightmare of the Ninja World. Did you dare mock me? Tell me, where can we fight? I'll teach you a lesson!]
[Makoto Ito: Oh, so you're the nightmare of the Ninja World?]
[Group leader Makoto Ito has banned Uchiha Madara for three minutes!]
[Makoto Ito: There you go. Let me say it again. If you don't behave, you'll be banned next]
[Senju Hashirama: Wahahahaha! Madara, you're making me die laughing! The ban was just lifted, and now you're banned again! Hahaha! Ito, You're just too much!]
Meanwhile, in the Pure Land, Madara stared at his chat interface, seeing that he was banned again.
"Ahh! Damn little brat! You dare mess with me!"
[Hyuga Hizashi: Haha, I can't believe the legendary god of shinobi, the First Hokage of Konoha, is so... talkative! No, no, I mean amiable! Amiable!]
[Uchiha Shisui: Yeah, I didn't expect that too]
[Senju Hashirama: Hahaha! Only Tobirama and Madara put on airs. I never do that!]
[Uzumaki Mito: It's not that you don't want to, you're just plain stupid]
[Senju Hashirama: Wife, how could you say that? Am I really stupid?]
[Uzumaki Mito: I don't want to talk to you anymore. Shut up!]
[Senju Hashirama: ...]
[Uzumaki Kushina: Grandma Mito...]
[Uzumaki Mito: Ah, little Kushina!]
And so, the group continued to chat, sharing some family moments.
[Senju Hashirama: Alright, little one! It's time to introduce us to this so-called chat group! Tell us, what is the purpose of this chat group?]
[Makoto Ito: Little one, huh? You all are the little ones! Do you know what I've got in my pocket? If I show that at you, you'd probably faint! If you keep talking nonsense, I will ban you and let you stare at the screen, just like madara]
[Senju Hashirama: Uh.....]
Hashirama was starting to get confused. What was this kid was talking about? What was he even going to show to them?
Meanwhile, Madara was going crazy in the Pure Land.
"Ah!!! This brat, He's messing with me again! And only....only I can be rude to Hashirma!"
No one knew about Madara's tantrum, but if they did, they'd be questioning his priorities.
Finally, after some more banter, Makoto felt a sense of relief.
"It's finally calm again! Being the group leader is hard work!" while speaking, he gave himself a nickname.
[The kindest man in the world]
His nickname gleamed in gold and everyone saw it.
[Senju Hashirama: Group leader, what's that text on your avatar? The shiny gold looks good]
[Namikaze Minato: Group leader, the name is really cool! But I think something like "Most handsome man in the world" would suit you better.]
[Uzumaki Kushina: Minato, shut up!!]
[Namikaze Minato: Oh, wife...]
The three minutes of ban were up, and Uchiha Izuna and Senju Tobirama were released.
[Senju Tobirama: Tsk, tsk, tsk... the group leader is really narcissistic…]
[Uchiha Izuna: Yeah! I dare not call myself the kindest man in the ninja world!]
[Makoto Ito: do you all want a nickname?]
The group fell silent as everyone thought carefully about their nickname.
[Senju Hashirama: Group leader! I want a nickname! It should be "God of Gambling"]
[Senju Tobirama: Brother, you're really shamelesss. Everyone knows you are bad at gambling. Aside from that, I think "Ninja World's Greatest Brain" suits me quite well!]
[Uchiha Izuna: You two are really full of yourselves! Just give me the nickname "Super Handsome" and I'll be fine.]
