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Chapter 32: A Load Of BullShit Questions
🕑 Added 2025-02-02 16:27:01 +0000 UTCAfter completing the second question, Makoto moved on to the third question on the test paper.
[How do you throw a shuriken when there is an enemy ninja directly in front of you and another to your left? How do you accurately hit both? What angle and force should you use to maximize damage to the enemy?]
Upon reading the question, Makoto was utterly dumbfounded. ‘What kind of question is this? '
'Since when did one need to calculate angles and force when throwing a shuriken? Isn’t it enough to just throw it and kill the enemy? Why overcomplicate things?’
At this point, Makoto just wanted to complain. There wasn't really anything wrong with the question but he was just too lazy to write it down on the paper.
Just the thought of doing math to throw a shuriken made him annoyed.
Naturally, he wasn't the only one who didn't like this method.
[Uchiha Madara: What the fuck is this nonsense? Do ninjas really study things like this nowadays? Calculating angles and force to throw a shuriken? How fucking ridiculous!]
[Senju Hashirama: Tch! You are just ranting since you don’t know how to solve this question]
[Uchiha Madara: Oh? And you do? If you do, why don’t you solve it then?]
[Senju Hashirama: I never said I could!]
[Uchiha Madara: Then why are you acting so smug? Can anyone in this group actually solve this? If so, go ahead and show me.]
[Namikaze Minato: Ahem... This question requires a specific formula… First, we assume the enemy ninja A… The shuriken must be thrown at this angle… With the force set at X… And with that, the correct answer should be…]
[Makoto Ito: Fourth, you are a savior!]
[Namikaze Minato: Did you understand it?]
[Makoto Ito: Not at all! But that’s fine. I’ve already written the answer down!]
[Hyuga Hizashi: As expected of Minato. He was the top student after all]
[Uchiha Madara: What’s the point of all this? No wonder the new generation of ninjas is getting weaker and weaker. Instead of honing their skills, they waste time on useless calculations]
With Minato’s guidance, Makoto managed to complete one question after another.
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[Who is the strongest hokage in Konoha since the village was founded?]
[ A. Sarutobi Hiruzen ]
[ B. The Third Hokage ]
[C. Sannin’s Master ]
Makoto stared at the question. ‘Isn’t every answer just Sarutobi Hiruzen?’
The moment the group saw the question, they were all speechless.
[Uchiha Madara: Damn, this is beyond shameless! ]
[Senju Hashirama: Why am I not an option? Am I not the strongest Hokage?]
[Namikaze Minato: This…]
[Senju Tobirama: Damn that Sarutobi! Shameless monkey! Is this what they’re teaching in ninja school now? He actually dares to call himself the strongest Hokage? Where does he get the audacity?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: This is pure propaganda! At this rate, the students in the ninja academy will only know Sarutobi Hiruzen as the Third Hokage. They probably don’t even know who the First Hokage is!]
Tobirama was filled with frustration. He once again felt the overwhelming urge to strangle his apprentice.
The more he thought about his clan’s fate, the more he recalled Hiruzen’s actions—and now this blatant propaganda, He genuinely wanted to turn back time, find his younger self, and slap himself for choosing Sarutobi Hiruzen as the hokage.
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Makoto casually wrote an "E" in the answer box.
[Uchiha Madara: Kid, Can't you see properly? There’s no E option! ]
[Makoto Ito: I know. I did it on purpose!]
[Uchiha Madara: Hahaha! Good Job, Kid. You got a savage personality!]
After some talk with the group members, Makoto moved on to the next question.
[What should you do when surrounded by 100 enemy ninjas who are hostile to your village?}
[Uchiha Madara: Isn’t this obvious? Kill them all! ]
[Senju Tobirama: Naturally!]
[Namikaze Minato: I’d use the Flying Thunder God Technique first, then Rasengan, followed by the Flying Thunder God Second Step, and finish with the Rasengan Lion Roar Nimble Third Technique!]
[Senju Tobirama: …What is that?]
[Namikaze Minato: It’s Flying Thunder God combined with Rasengan…]
[Senju Hashirama: I’d just go full Sage Mode and unleash Wood Style: True Several Thousand Hands]
[Hyuga Hizashi: These guys are monsters! Is it just me who thought of escaping?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: I won’t lie… same here.]
After reading through the responses, Ito Makoto confidently wrote four bold words on his test paper.
[Kill them all!]
He was certain there was nothing wrong with his answer. If he was surrounded by enemy ninjas, he obviously couldn’t surrender, nor could he afford to flee.
The only logical solution was to eliminate them!
Surrendering was absolutely out of the question.
As for escaping, Why should he run when he had the ability to kill them, there was no reason to retreat!
Satisfied, he moved on to the last question.
[Write a 10,000-word essay discussing the Third Hokage’s Will of Fire.]
‘Ten thousand words?!'
[Uchiha Madara: Oh, come on! Is there something wrong with Sarutobi Hiruzen?]
[Uchiha Izuna: There’s definitely something wrong! And it’s very serious!]
[Senju Hashirama: How can you possibly write 10,000 words about the Will of Fire?]
[Senju Tobirama: I swear! I really want to go back in time, find my younger self, and tell myself to strangle Hiruzen on the spot! ]
[Namikaze Minato: They require 10,000 words now? I remember it was just 5,000 words when I was in school!]
[Senju Tobirama: ……..]
[Namikaze Minato: Actually, it’s pretty simple. As long as you pay attention to the Third Hokage’s speeches, you can just copy them down. That’s basically a guaranteed full score!]
[Senju Tobirama: …… ]
Comments
Harish S
I am currently updating the chapters for 2nd tier. After i finish it, I will update the regular chaps!
KotoriEx
more chapter plz !!
Karim723
Are you gonna help Naruto or is this a translation with preset plot
