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Chapter 31: A Good Show
🕑 Added 2025-04-18 07:13:00 +0000 UTCIn the dormitory.
Seeing Oscar with a smile on his face, followed by Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun, Diyi Hong silently opened the live broadcast room.
[“Phoenix God”: The host finally started broadcasting!]
[“Phoenix God”: Is there any content that we can’t watch?]
[“Phoenix God”: The beautiful woman turned into three rough men, I protest!!]
[“Nine Colored Goddess”: Fatty, don’t make trouble, this is the main show, okay? Another small question, the host should not be so fast, right?]
Diyi Hong: ‘…’
‘You are already a goddess, how can your thoughts still be so dirty?’
‘I just practiced with her and taught her the skills.’
[“Phoenix God”: Practiced together? According to the host's personality, it seems not simple.]
‘Don’t make trouble, I just taught her the skills.’
[“Phoenix God”: Ah? You didn’t do anything else?]
[“Phoenix God”: Zhuqing is like that, you didn’t do anything?]
Diyi Hong rolled his eyes.
Oscar and the other two will be here at any time, what can he do?
[“God of Speed”: Actually, at that time, I was still looking forward to a peerless hero who could save me from my life.]
[“God of Speed”: Host, you have the God-given martial soul, the Netherworld White Tiger, which can be given to her martial soul fusion skills alone. Even if you don’t attack, she will push herself onto you.]
Oh? A cold and strong woman chasing after a male?
It sounds quite exciting.
‘Then I’ll wait and see.’
[“Nine-Colored Goddess”: Let’s not talk about love for now, let’s start with the main course!]
[“Nine-Colored Goddess”: Let’s practice the introductory chapter tonight!]
Introduction. Thinking of the heaven-defying Tibetan Vajra Zen, Diyi Hong’s eyelids twitched uncontrollably.
Looking at Oscar and the other two with pity.
[“Phoenix God”: Wait a minute, host! Find a reason to kick that fat guy out first!]
[“Phoenix God”: Tibetan Vajra Zen is not for humans to practice! That fat guy is still young, he can’t handle it!]
Diyi Hong’s eyes fell on Ma Hongjun.
Because of the long-term torture of evil fire, Ma Hongjun indulged in lust and overeating for many years, and became very fat.
“You are too fat.” Diyi Hong said critically: “It is not in line with the practice of Tibetan Vajra Zen, get out first.”
Ma Hongjun’s face fell.
Unwillingly, he said: “I can make double the effort!”
“I said it is not in line, not unsuitable.” Diyi Hong said calmly: “But I have another method that I can let you test, but before that you have to prove that you are worth my investment. Run 100 laps around the village, and I will give you a chance.”
Ma Hongjun’s mood was up and down like a roller coaster.
100 laps? !
Do you know what that concept is?
But Diyi Hong had ignored him, and took out two Singular Velvet Sky Chrysanthemum and threw them to Oscar and Dai Mubai.
“Eat the stamens first and then the flowers. Once you eat them, there is no turning back. Even if you die, you have to revive and continue to practice.”
The words were heavy.
But Oscar and Dai Mubai looked at each other and ate the fairy grass without hesitation.
Are you kidding!
Fairy grass! How could I give up the opportunity to change my fate?
And it also comes with a technique, a guarantee of death and resurrection, and even the help of the mysterious Diyi Hong!
Even if they can’t reach Titled Douluo in this life, Soul Douluo should be guaranteed, right?
On the side.
Ma Hongjun saw that both of them had fairy grass to eat, how could he bear it?
Turned around and left, running laps!
[“Phoenix God”: 100 laps, I'm afraid that I can’t finish it with my physique at that time.]
[“Nine Color Goddess”: Be more confident, remove the word “afraid”.]
‘I never thought he could finish it, I was just curious about one thing.’
Diyi Hong casually said –
“If he fainted while running in circles, it proves that he is determined to become stronger, but was dragged down by the evil fire before.”
“Then the failure of the Fire God test was purely caused by Tang San.”
‘But if you give up halfway, it means you are lazy and greedy.’
‘Then..’
‘I will still give him the Phoenix Origin. This is what I promised you, the Phoenix God.’
The Phoenix God was silent.
In the past, did I insist or did I give up?
[“God of Speed”: The market is open! Let’s bet on whether Fatty can persist!]
[“Nine Colored Goddess”: I bet a God-given soul ring. Fatty can persist to the end!]
Tsk! A God-given soul ring? It’s obviously a friendly bet to comfort the Phoenix God.
Then there was a few seconds of blankness.
Diyi Hong almost thought that he was stuck.
[“Nine Color Goddess”: Why is there no movement?]
[“God of Emotion”: I am not familiar with the Phoenix God. It’s bad to lose, and it’s not good to win.]
[“Nine Colored Goddess”: From what you said, you also believe that Fatty will give up.]
The God of Emotion didn’t reply, but this was also a tacit agreement.
[“Phoenix God”: Heh. I’ll bet on a divine skill, bet on me—I’ll hold on to the end!]
[“God of Speed”: Fatty, you have a lot of confidence in yourself.]
[“God of Speed”: A divine skill, I’ll bet on it.]
Are you confident?
Everyone knows it tacitly, but it’s just a roar of unwillingness. It’s just that the relationship is too good, so no one wants to expose it.
Diyi Hong also thinks so.
So. ‘Then I’ll also bet on a divine skill, betting that Ma Hongjun won’t hold on to the end?’
[“God of Speed”: Ah! The host is forbidden to participate in the competition!]
Tsk! Diyi Hong curled his lips, just afraid of losing.
“Ah——”
A refreshing exhalation sound.
Dai Mubai was the first to complete the absorption of the fairy grass, and his body exuded a faint golden light, which was the indestructible body of Vajra!
“Level 40!” Dai Mubai said in surprise: “It’s worthy of being a fairy grass! It strengthened my physique, dredged my meridians, and can also increase my soul power by more than 3 levels?”
As soon as the voice fell.
Oscar also opened his eyes, with his mouth corners grinning high.
“I’m also level 30. According to you, Boss Dai, from level 37 to level 40, I should be at least level 33, right?”
The two looked at each other and laughed. This time, they really made the right bet!
[“Nine-Colored Goddess”: I’m not happy when I see them laughing. The host should go and deal with them!]
[User “Nine-Colored Goddess” sent a gift: “Tibetan Vajra Zen Cultivation Materials” × 2]
[“God of Speed”: Please don’t show mercy!]
Diyi Hong nodded.
He said—
“The foundation has been laid. Now I will teach you the Tibetan Vajra Zen Heart Method.”
“Sit down and I will take you to familiarize yourself with the soul power route.”
Oscar and Dai Mubai obeyed.
Diyi Hong took one in each hand and injected soul power into it.
At the beginning, the first level was not difficult and they mastered it in half an hour.
“Very good.”
Diyi Hong laid the groundwork –
“The original intention of the creation of Tibetan Vajra Zen is to enable people to achieve the ultimate sublimation through self-control, self-discipline, rejection physical temptations, and endurance of oppression from harsh environments.”
“So those who practice this technique are also called ascetic.”
The two people’s faces changed slightly when they heard it!
Ascetics? This is a devastating blow to the playboy Dai Mubai!
Oscar was also a little reluctant.
Diyi Hong smiled.
Where are we now?
A good show is about to begin!
