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Chapter 41: Eat Shit! (Literally)
🕑 Added 2025-04-23 18:00:13 +0000 UTCIt really hurts, but the improvement is also really fast!
It makes people feel pain and happiness, and has a tendency to make people become masochistic.
“Now I understand the sixteen-word mantra at the beginning of Tibetan Vajra Zen.” Dai Mubai said, covering his face.
Oscar facepalmed and nodded.
——Endure the pain, adapt to the pain, accept the pain, and enjoy the pain!
“Gugugugu——”
Dai Mubai’s stomach growled.
He took out his water bag and took a big gulp of water.
But it didn’t help his hunger.
Especially when Diyi Hong who started a fire and started grilling meat.
The aroma of the meat makes people salivate.
“Gugugugu!!!”
Now Oscar’s stomach also growled.
The two looked at each other.
“Even as soul masters, the daily training is too intense and we can’t do without eating.” Oscar said with a grim expression.
“Then eat?” Dai Mubai suggested.
Oscar was somewhat tempted.
Then he stood up suddenly!
“I’ll squat for a while and try to poop cleanly.”
“Lets do it together.”
Half an hour later.
The two of them returned tremblingly, looked at the people eating meat, and silently took out the clay pot that contained the enoki mushrooms.
They chewed It with great care, and was reluctant to swallow it.
That is, the enoki mushrooms are hard to chew and a bit choking.
Also because this will be the only “clean” food for some time to come.
They have to eat it and cherish it!
“Huh?” Oscar rubbed his belly. “It feels warm, just like a recovery sausage, but better.”
Dai Mubai had some guess and immediately started practicing.
He opened his eyes in surprise!
“As expected of a grass from the divine realm, it actually strengthens the meridians and internal organs!”
The two of them hurriedly meditated and practiced their skills.
…
Everyone rested for a night.
The team set off again and soon arrived at a nearby town.
But they did not stop and headed straight for the Star Dou Forest.
There are many people hunting for spirit rings this time. The time is tight and the task is heavy, so there is no room for delay.
In the afternoon, they arrived at the outskirts of the Star Dou Forest.
Flanders then said, “Everyone, eat something and replenish your energy.”
“We will set out in half an hour to hunt for spirit rings!”
Everyone rested on the spot and ate some dry food and dried meat.
Only Dai Mubai and Oscar took out the clay pot again with bitter faces and walked to the side.
“Mubai, where are you going?” Zhao Wuji asked.
“To empty our stomach.” Oscar said with difficulty.
How can you eat if you don’t poop?
Zhao Wuji didn’t think much about it and told them not to go too far.
Diyi Hong used a trace of speed consciousness and quietly followed the two.
[“Nine-Colored Goddess”: Hahaha! They are finally starting! ]
[“God of Speed”: It’s a bit disgusting, but if it were to see then suffer, I’d be happy to watch it. ]
[“Phoenix God”: I want to watch it but feel sick, so conflicted! 】
[「God of Emotions」: Host, can you let Tang San eat it too? 】
Diyi Hong touched his chin.
This is a bit difficult to do.
After all, Tang San has his own skills and a strong sense of self-esteem.
[“Nine-Colored Goddess”: Okay! Stop changing the subject! Hurry up and follow them! ]
Diyi Hong flapped its phoenix wings and followed silently.
The first food show since transmigrating here!
(Author skipped the pooping part)
The two of them dipped the enoki mushrooms in the river water over and over again like they were cooking in a hot pot.
They picked it up and took a look. It is worthy of being called the weeds in the divine world. There are not even any teeth marks on it, and the excess has been rinsed clean.
But the two of them couldn’t help but imagine how hot they looked when they first came out.
Oscar put on a mask of pain and couldn’t eat for a long time. The same is true for Dai Mubai.
“How about we stuff each other’s food?” Oscar suggested, “I really can’t do it myself.”
“Good idea!”
The two stood facing each other, holding each other’s mouths with one hand and holding a handful of enoki mushrooms with the other.
“3!”
“2!”
“1!”
“Stop!”
They stuffed a handful of it into the other person’s mouth, and then covered each other's mouth tightly to prevent each other from spitting it out.
If you didn’t know, you would think they were having a fight.
In the live broadcast room.
[“God of Speed”: Hahaha! Eat shit! ]
[“Nine-Colored Goddess”: Interesting, interesting. It was Oscar who first came up with this idea. He even mentioned it to me when we were dating. I can’t tell you how disgusting it is.]
[“God of Speed”: This is what you sow. 】
[“God of Emotions”: Um. There is one thing that might make you happier. They stuffed their own handfuls into each other’s pockets. ]
Oh shit! Really!
Isn’t this the same as feeding the other person’s own…
The two of them obviously realized what was happening, but the food was already in their mouths, so they couldn’t spit it out, right?
They could only force themselves to swallow it.
Then they buried their head in the stream and drank it all in one gulp to dilute the taste in their mouth.
“belch—”
“Strange.” Oscar exhaled, “Why is there still a bad smell? Is it my illusion?”
“I feel the same way.” Dai Mubai frowned and said, “Forget it, I finally ate it, but I vomited it again.”
“That’s right. I’m starting to feel it. Let’s go back and practice to strengthen our meridians.”
Diyi Hong looked at the group of soul beasts that were defecating upstream and felt a little sorry for the two of them.
The purpose is to eat your own food or the other person’s food.
As a result, they filled their stomach with soul beast’s food this time.
They really ate a lot.
Diyi Hong felt a little physically unwell and turned around and flew away.
“You two, this is the only time for eating live.”
‘It’s disgusting. I don’t want to watch it again.’
[“God of Emotions”: I don’t want to watch it either.]
[“God of Speed”: After the fun, it was really disgusting. ]
[“Nine-Colored Goddess”: Do you all feel the same way? I thought you were very happy, so I couldn’t bear to disturb you. ]
[“Phoenix God”: We should be the ones saying this! ]
[“God of Speed”: Sigh, I can’t be as shameless and take it for granted as they are. 】
[“Nine-Colored Goddess”: Who says it’s not true? ]
Diyi Hong secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
…
Returning to the team.
Zhu Zhuqing spotted him immediately and walked over.
But she didn’t ask anything, just sat there leaning against him.
The first thing Diyi Hong do is to slow down a bit as well. The air feels fresher next to Zhu Zhuqing.
Ten minutes later.
The duo with ugly faces appeared and stood there with sullen faces.
After a while.
Flanders said, “Now that everyone is here, let’s go.”
“Although there are more people hunting spirit rings this time, we still have to follow Shrek’s tradition. We teachers will not take action until you are in danger.”
“The hunting team will be…”
His eyes wandered between Diyi Hong, Dai Mubai, and Tang San.
Who will be given the command?
“I have to lead the charge, so I’m not suitable for commanding.” Dai Mubai took the initiative.
Tang San said nothing, looking at Flanders expectantly.
He still likes to command, and as a control system, it is easier for him to control the overall situation.
The commander of a general team is also a control-type soul master.
But…
Diyi Hong is also a control system, and is better than Tang San in every aspect.
“Let the command be handed over to Diyi Hong.”
