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A Real Jam - Monthly Vote
🕑 Added 2025-11-21 17:00:18 +0000 UTC"CALEB! JOSHUA!" Victoria shouted as she held an empty jar of jelly in her hand. "What's up?" They both asked as they entered the kitchen before seeing both the jar and the anger in Victoria's eyes. Immediately, they both pointed at each other, yelling, "He did it!" "I don't care who did it because you are both going to replace it," Victoria scorned before throwing her hand out, capturing the pair in her magical web. "Do you have any idea how expensive that stuff is?" She said, getting in their faces, "Luckily for you, I have another way you can repay me."
The pair started to feel... sticky? Their skin started to shift, turning from a general mix of tan and brown to a deep purple reminiscent of an amethyst. The duo started to press up against each other, pushing hard enough to induce pain, had their bodies not started to merge instead. Their limbs started to retreat where they touched, leaving the other half exposed to the air. Soon, only half their body shape remained, attached in the middle like Frankenstein's monster, except a lot more purple.
The two tried to thrash and flail, but the magic kept them completely still, subject to its whim as it merged both men into a single body, but it wasn't done yet. They started to turn translucent, their conjoined skin fading to show their internals, which also converted into whatever the purple liquid was. The pungent smell of grapes filled the room and their nostrils, informing them about what was happening. A deep pressure formed in the fused man's chest, throbbing as it grew in power until their chest started to inflate, filling with more of the purple goo until they would need to special order bras.
Their hips were next, widening without any trouble since no bones existed to restrict the changes. Their waist narrowed, any excess fat shifting to their ass, growing it enormously until it would jiggle from the faintest of touches. The area between their legs smoothed out, not being replaced by a female's slit but instead fully removed like a mannequin. Small pockets inside of them formed into ovoid shapes before it became apparent that they were grapes floating in the medium. Their collective face showed the terror in their souls as the two men were forced to come to terms with becoming a singular, fused jelly woman.
"Great," Victoria said, running a butter knife along her skin until a purple glob formed on the blade. She rubbed the grape jelly across the piece of toast and took a bite. "Can't have you going bad," she said and flicked her wrist, sending the new woman flying towards the empty jar. She felt her body get drawn thin as she was forced through the thin neck of the bottle, filling it to the brim. Victoria popped a cork in the opening, sealing the girl inside, who protested by banging on the glass. Her mouth opened as she tried to shout, but no words came out.
"That jar you ate should've lasted a couple of months," Victoria told the woman, "So I'll turn you back in time, but until then, you will be a part of my breakfast." She picked up the bottle, enjoying the face of the girl as she sloshed about before placing it in the fridge. "Don't worry," Victoria said with a smile, "You'll regenerate anything I eat... probably."
