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[FINAL] Modern AU where they are somehow worse.
🕑 Added 2025-05-07 00:12:05 +0000 UTCEDIT: Now in the proper context 😂
Final-ish because I plan on doing some more shenanigans to it - on that note, I need you all to help me come up with an Instagram handle for Astarion, LOL.
Here's that much-requested modern AU where the boys commit tax-evasion, frequently dine-and-dash, and are probably at least a little bit into bitcoin. Astarion makes a living skirting the line of what he is allowed to call (and charge for) legal advice on social media. DU drow (Drew?) has an obscure punk band called The Dead Four that gets kicked out of every venue and does, erm, controversial contemporary art on the side.
They have a LOT of social media followers.
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ThornedDahlia
Shadowheart is being cute on main, but the DM says “if you’re in there taking a bump without me ISTG 🗡️”
PokeBon
I have never cared about BG3 AU until right now.
