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[NSFW] No I'm serious this one is so very and profoundly Not Safe For Work.

🕑 Added 2025-04-17 15:30:02 +0000 UTC

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Lady eat

I keep coming back to this post. Like on a semi regular basis.

Morallygreychaoticneutral

The simple details are insane. The blue veins in Astarion's face, neck and thigh. The pressure marks on Drow's ass from Astarion grabbing at him. The way the pressure is conveyed on Drow's balls against the chair. The size difference of Astarion's sack between panel two and three makes it looks like they've lifted ahead of a spasm. Words...

Simbioza

I just noticed Astarion's leftover handprint. Beautiful

IsaakButler

Oh... Gracious.

Omvendtesofabord

I swear every time I revisit these pictures my stomach does this weird hippity-hop

Anon the-third

Slop that hole UP

Moon_raccoon

God damn

ChristinaB

The fucking angle of that cake 🤤🥵

tyshalae

i seriously cannot get over these panels. the absolutely filthy sweet talk does things to me ♥

MEANBOSS

Oh, the shaft isn't bent, not in the way you're thinking. You can just pull the whole thing back like that and it's not painful.

Lawresg

Serious question from a non-dick haver. Wouldn’t DU Drow’s shaft hurt being bent back at that angle?

Lawresg

Me too! 😂 nothing like some NSFW content at 6am in the morning

roguegrove

i was like 666 this is a sign this is good as hell

MEANBOSS

Welcome aboard! : D

Jess

👁️👄👁️

Rask

Fuck yes 🤤

Akiwuff

I have thought about nothing but this for the past 24hrs

Danielle G

The ass and titty grab. Has to hold onfor dear undead life

lala

this is the post that finally broke me and made me subscribe

frothy

ummmm i’m unwell :3

Livin

Fuck yes.

Bald Egg Man

Nothing does it for me like the dirty talk 😩😩😩😩 honestly elevates everything to a whole nother level

nicole rose

im deceased

Lyssa

The cake on this drow is just... Astarions hand on it in the second panel... *falls down*

Sam van Vugt

THE WHIMPER?! Oh my Gods, you make dirty talk romantic, like HOW?!

Angiespice

I woke up to this and on God i had a great day, im gonna say it was bc of this

Surya Asura

They have such a way with words. I will admit, I love it when Drow gets so sentimental with Astarion while in coitus and does a little bit of dirty talk...as a treat

Nyastia

ok but Drows hole completely engulfing Stars cock is so good?? Looks like it must feel absolutely incredible

Sindyscribbles

holy smokes

vamph8r

men whimpering FUCK YES

DrinkingGasoline

GOOD GAWD

feminisTina

THE WHIMPER?! I am dead.

AP

OH MY GOD holy shit (the WHIMPER)

tenderroni

A great bday gift ✨

ChaosDragon

I die for whimpers

Marasha

I can't get over the whimper...

Jamesbam

DU Drow WHIMPERING?! 🥵

Ter

holy fucking HELL

3lenoreC

The way I stampeded over here on my lunch break. Was handsomely rewarded, and no regrets! Godsdamn!!!

Mz Amnesia

ssshhhhhhhhiiieeeegooddamn

Deniel F.

Another moment of silence for DuDrows beleaguered linen undies. 🥵🥵 also, I see that tiddy grab in the last panel. Me too, Astarion, me too.

NiKo

Profound nsfw deserves profound screaming. I would not be surprised if you could hear it all the way over there from the other side of the world.

QueenOfTriforce

I opened this with a full ass mirror behind me and whoever saw well CONGRATS! I am in love with the first panel and how sweet they look like that. And AND I’m dying over DU Drow’s words all over this… my man knows

Jessie Bush

Unfortunately to my own detriment when I’m told not to do something I automatically do it so here I am at work checking this out. 😂

Mars

the unhinged dirty talk is SO GOOD!!!!!! whimpering drow is so good for the soul ❤️ edit to add that i am sooooo freaking obsessed with their expressions too. so tender!!! i love when astarion looks so lost in the sauce when they fuck

Tsaristo

Man, why did I have to sell Astarion’s underwear?? It looks so nice here. Also leaky pp while getting stuffed is always a fav of mine 🙏🏻

Simbioza

"Not Safe for Work" My office has a shut door policy. Perfectly safe! And thank God for it because look at this. Would you just look at it.

IcyKitty

he's gonna get pregnant at this rate

MEANBOSS

Yes, though for obvious reasons I can't link it here 😅

Misha

Fuckkk man

Gabriel Lacaille

Was there ... A reference for the last two panels?

Abby Knight

*AGGRESSIVELY FALLS OVER*

rits

A moment of silence for all the breeding kink babes in the comment section

Bash Sídhe

hellmo.gif

Mme PhuPhu

Nothing like a good palette cleanser to get you back on track

Bash Sídhe

my grandmas driving me to work 🤝

Vanessa

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Veestah

My face is full tingly and now I’m gonna be trying not to imagine this again while grocery shopping. “Dear, why are you buying peaches?” “No reason.”

corra

💜____💜

Silverrabbitart

The way i was shooketh in the first panel. Take all the breaks you need babes. 🤤

geekinlikeaboss

That beeg man does some good dirty talk.

sleepwellplease

Now I want to get Astarion's dick tattooed on my ass. (Kidding!... or...) 🤤

Marasha

I love that everyone points out their favourite details in the comments. I read them and realise I have missed (some of) those details and then I can go back to the picture and appreciate every single one.

LuminousDecay

HELL YEAH, they look so pleased on the first panel! Also, the tities grab ✨

EatsBees

opened at work 🤤

Sarah Lippens

He WHIMPERS!! THE NEEDY BOY!!

Teo (like Neo)

wdym the drussy is always work appropriate 😭

Ludivic Ulf

FUCK YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT BBY

Coco

Not at work, but I did open this with my grandma next to me and I have no regrets

Frenetic

Holy shit, RJ. Beyond being hot as hell — the DETAILS. I’m obsessed with the veins on Astarion. Beautiful, beautiful work!

Icecreamandradness

What a great week to be on holiday, now I'm getting paid to lounge at home in my pyjamas and feast on morally complex horny men 😎👍

Luca Senpai

Yeah, it's my fault that I open the notification during class. But *chef's kiss*

EldritchMuffin

The way you draw Astarion's veins is doing things to me, damn

BARBATUS

i gotta clock back in in 15 minutes man sheesh 🥵

CammYah

Opened it at work anyway No regrets

Evan

opened it anyway in the breakroom

Lezzerlee

Thank goodness I work from home! However if my mind can recover enough to get back to work is to be determined.

faerunechoes

forrrrr realllll

faerunechoes

THE TITTY GRAB F U C K

faerunechoes

yeah bro *eye twitching* I'm totally normally about this one bro *teeth clattering* trust me bro

tyshalae

*gasps* desperate needy bottom Drow is delicious 💜

RogueisaDogue

I opened it at work anyway and am hiding in a corner

Towgli

Nothing is hotter than a giant man submitting 🙂‍↕️💕

Zamona

The whimper of Du Drow🫠🫠❤️‍🔥 gosh it is so hot! They are soooo lovley together! I'm more and more obsessed with them

catana

thank you for the food🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

MEANBOSS

😂You and me both

MEANBOSS

Happy to provide as always! He's been a whiny one this whole time 👼

MEANBOSS

Sigh.

MEANBOSS

Those balls ARE pretty tight.

bagelbarton

*opens at work*

Maria Pugyova

Next time I’ll listen when you say NSFW, cuz the metro is not the right place for that masterpiece

Halla Ribar

Me in the corner at work despite the warning: 👁️👁️

Maskedfan

That tit grab... Uh. Thank you.

Vax

My day juuuust got better, thank you🥰

Anita Tee

Sir. My good lord. Thank you for. ...Everything. 🫡🫡❤️❤️❤️

Syntia

This dirty talk reads like sweet talk to me. Oh my god their romance is going to be the death of me

Divinsymnia

SUB DURGE NATION LEMME HEAR YOU SAY HELL YEAH!!!!

E Camville

I just adore how lovingly you draw their balls, every time 😂👏♥️♥️♥️

Vic

im obsessed with how star's fingers dig into that booty meat and the marks his grip left on drow's skin 🥵 thank you so much we're eating so well today 🙏

Em

My toes are tingling 🧍🏻‍♀️

Shandora

I want to be that chair. Can I be that chair?

E

the drow's expression in that first image...

Rebecca not Rachel

Sometimes I'm not sure which of them to live vicariously through. This is one of those times.

Max

oh my gawd 😩

ess

my ass is sweating

Vamp

That titty-grab 👀 I love it

Samu2201

HOLY ASSCHEEKS I love how whiny DuDrow is

Azurami

And don't think I didnt notice that titty grab

funshinebear

OMG, I can't! 💔 DU drow is such badass and fierce, but then he’s so sweetie pie next to Astarion! I love it!

Azurami

When you think you're down bad but the character you're down bad for is even more down bad

Blinded by Delight

Well…I opened it in line at the grocery store. My ice cream melted and the eggs all hatched.

PlatonicWithBenefits

And you sir are the entire reason I have a privacy screen protector. You are doing the lords work. (Lord of Murder, respectively. 😁)

morg

i have butterflies lol omgg

Kathrin H.

Knowing this would be NSFW, I just opened this during work hours... Gosh 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Miss Fortune

Yet another perk of working from home 😈 aggggh this is perfection Drow is such a bbgirl

kgr320

Ho -oooo- ly 🥵 Did not know I needed that in my life until just now. Like me some subby Durge. The whimper, the begging, and all that cake and balls is just *chef's kiss*. Gods I just LOVE 💜 how you do that glistening effect on every fluid in everything you post. And the low angle on this was amazing by the way.

Newt

Holy fuck

kim

Oh my fucking god thank you SO MUCH for this🥵💜

caro

HA! I actually didn't open this one at work, but thanks for the explicit warning anyways. In other news, I just realised how much I am into the thought of Drow begging and whimpering. Well ya learn something new every day!