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[NSFW/SLAYER] They grow up so fast <3

🕑 Added 2025-03-26 20:29:31 +0000 UTC

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Pandora's box

Kudos to Astarion for being so stretchy and thanks for the meal! I'm not into monsterfucking but DAYUM! Slayer looks nice

beiju

a meanboss sceleritas. we are blessed

Astarions_Tadpole

This better not awaken anything in me

Tasmanian

Oh to be folded 🫢😆

Barbarella

*mumbles something without sense*🙈

MEANBOSS

I think this may be my proudest moment as a gay elf artist.

MEANBOSS

WHY DO YOU GUYS STILL DOUBT ME

MEANBOSS

I promise you he is having a grand ol'time (also it probably isn't going any deeper than that LOL)

MEANBOSS

He put some points into Acrobatics LOL

MEANBOSS

Sorry rits LOL

MEANBOSS

I was about to freak out until I saw you said ALMOST

Mz Amnesia

god i love it when they're just FOLDED

Ludivic Ulf

YEP

Jess

To shreds you say?

Lexi

Soooo good!! So devious I love it!!!

Anon the-third

holy fuck you never disappoint bossbabeart

Blinded by Delight

*squeak*

funshinebear

Gods! Everything here is perfect, but Astarion’s face and that tongue 🥵 Obsessed is an understatement, this is officially my roman empire for the next couple of months ❤️‍🔥

ihavenolife

Sceleritas proud butler and happy spectator

nightsongluna

HAHAHA HELL YEAH

geekinlikeaboss

AND...not a scratch on him. Imagine being that careful with all those claws while still dicking him down so hard his heart thinks it's trying to kickstart.

tenderroni

a diabolical frot

Fish

I love how he’s watching like a proud dad 😭😭😭 lmaoooo. Also the way you’ve done the slayer form is *chefs kiss* I love your take on it. And WHEW THE SCALE. Astarion is so tiny haha. 😭🥴

Vee

Sceleritas’ little hat popping up is killing me

Deniel F.

We are all scleritas right now. 💯 just staring, in love lmao.

Surya Asura

The way you said that reminds me of that one video where tiny lobsters were murmuring "hands hands scared!"

Surya Asura

*POINTS* LOOK AT THAT!! Words can't begin to describe how much this is making me lose my mind, RJ. Absolutely astounding and the meaty supple weight on these two. I have achieved pure ultimate euphoria.

Andy

hans hands hands hands hands hands h-

Andy

Oh my gooddddddd I'm being soooo normal about this. The folds of the blanket under Astarion's ass. The tears in Dudrow's skin. Sceleritas's ruffled sleeves and wagging tail. I'm being Super Super Normal about this and absolutely not going into frothing feral theybies mode... unless uhhhh that's what you were going for then in which case mission accomplished a;dlfijasdflhasdfjh;alsdfjkasdf;ojioigfd

Wiggleman

I'm pretty sure Astarion is having the time of his life RN

NOOGIT9000

This is a reminder to me how lettering is so nuanced and under appreciated

I.K. INHO

😻😻😻😻🔥

fiestabootcamp

the devil works hard but astarions hip flexors work harder

Teo (like Neo)

We’re gonna find out!

Lisa-and-Shadow

Aside from the absolutely diabolical dicking down he's receiving, I'm in love with the very sensual way the Slayer is holding Astarion's legs. So many hands. 🫠🥵 I am Sceleritas. 💜💜💜

Rebecca not Rachel

The tongue 🥵🥵🥵🥵

IcyKitty

the peen grippers.... this makes me wonder, what if astarion put his dick between dudrow's 2 dick halves

Azurami

I just want you to know I almost dropped my cereal bowl while looking at this post

tyshalae

that is one flexible vampire ♥

Abby Knight

i have no other words lmfao

Abby Knight

AGFFSGGDAYYRSGSHDTJTDH5TU

corra

god bless this mess

rits

Cursed 💀💀💀

Anita Tee

I could stare myself blind on this. Good god! 🥵🤩🥵😍

Simbioza

Well, well, well. "There's plenty you can do with a dick besides shoving it into holes." Mmhmm. MM HMM. And now look at them. Shoved. Hollowed. What was it I once said? "Canyon". And I do love to see it... Do vampires benefit from kegels, you think?

steelsp

Damn. Wow. Damn. Sceleritas also very cute😭😭

Widiot

Don't mind the noise. It's just my brain short circuiting...

Rask

Hot diggity damn 👀 this is the shit, thank you for the yummy meal 🙏😄

QueenOfTriforce

*me staring at this pretending I’m in an art gallery with a glass of the most exquisite choco milk on my hand* YES. Perfect. The colors, the composition, the expressions 👌🏽 I’m glad Astarion can regenerate cause DAMN

tenderroni

just the tip 🤌🏼

Ferencec Imanar

Holy kdijrbxe 🫣.... holy.. With all nine hells. I no longer expected that. I was shocked and closed Patreon again. But. Yesssssss!

LuminousDecay

Also got few ideas with hand holes as I was staring at them, many possibilities?

LuminousDecay

Oh my lord, this is magnificent, hot and beautiful, the details and the tension, amazing! And we really can relate to Sceleritas for once (and I guess even an undead will not be able to walk after being fold and stuffed like that XD)

Denimaww

Oh I love how one of Astarion's hands is on Du Slayer's hand

Shandora

Does your Astarion do yoga? 😅😅

faerunechoes

torn between "goddamn that's hot" and "goddamn that looks like it might hurt"

Al B

Wowowow

Mme PhuPhu

Voyeuritas Fel

tetsuhiro

I knew he could do it ♥️

catana

the attention to detail is as crazy as astarion’s flexibility🙏🏼 this is so good tysm for ur service

TheEvilPannenkoek

PFFFTTTT THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHA

Takaani

It's extremely hot to look at, but we know that when Astarion is actually super into what's happening, he's kind of quiet. A great detail for those who know.

BARBATUS

NOT THE HAT FLYIN OFF LMFAO

Fabienne Schriek

Ngl i stared for a moment or 200

caro

everytime I see an NSFW warning/preview on here I think "it can't be THAT NSFW, I can open this at work". I'm wrong everytime lmao (but happy to see it all the same)

Kestutis

During the rest period, my dorm mate saw me admire this magnificent work of art (I'm in the Navy) but just as I thought he was going to roast me with his homophobic shit, instead I've made a life long friend who's now also a big fan of your work👍 Now you'll know there's two dudes out there in the Navy fangirlling over your art

Silverrabbitart

Oh. Oh my.

Lawresg

Exquisite 👌🏻 the way slayers tounge is wrapped around Astarion’s chin, the veins and tension in the skin on slayers sack/dick and the fact you even drew the detail of the fringe of the sheets in the bottom corner because the bed is getting messed up from how rough they are moving around

Ashley S.

Ohhh....oh my, shit!

MEANBOSS

10000%. Fully aware. This is just normal.

MEANBOSS

To be fair I do not think he's taking more than 1/4 of that thang 😂

MEANBOSS

To an extent! He can flex his pelvic muscle and they draw closer together, or relax for the opposite. That's about it.

Frenetic

Holy smokes 🥵🥵🥵

MxNasty

I know you’ve drawn them with slayer form before, but my hc is this was their first time. 🥺 Hence why sceleritas is over the moon (as are we all)

MEANBOSS

That's basically a simultaneous twin birth

Corina Andrei

YES!!

Lyssa

Same Sceleritas 😍

Merlyn + Arielle

Gyawddayumm

Endless Night

boy howdy that's basically fisting huh

loviatarsluv

OH!!!!!!

Lex de Lioncourt

Im barkin like a dog over here

ThornedDahlia

Like a pretzel 🥨💕

Sab

WHOOF

Jeli

Can DU drow in slayer form actually control his "banana split" and well....split it on command? As part of the act? 🍌

Bash Sídhe

bhaalist sewer lair budget keeping the local lube economy afloat

WickedVikingArt

I never clicked "Open Patreon" THIS FAST

Vic

sceleritas is me whenever you post anything 🥰

TimeKnife

“The henchman stays IN BED with us 😤😤 or I will refuse to lay down this unholy pipe”

heich (hey + ch)

Oh my gOD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

E Camville

Oh my GODDDD♥️♥️✨✨✨

Liubov Ricci

Holy shit! They must have had to prepare for this for a very long time🫠

Aeryn

Really putting that high dexterity to work there. Super hot, but damn

Jess

Sceleritas is all of us fr

Signy

OmfgOkay but are they aware he's there or— 🤔

Fern with Googley Eyes

Me upon reading the email: Please tell me it's the one with Fell....YES I love how you just made him more unhinged. Or is it the exact amount of his usual hingedness? Whatever. Love it!!!