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[NSFW-ISH] Corellon's blessing

🕑 Added 2025-01-28 16:46:56 +0000 UTC

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Lunisas

Beautiful and murderous.

Amanda N.

Holy shit, I'm absolutely FERAL for fem Astarion!!

S.N Zeta

Part 2! Part 2!

Endless Night

Corellon - "He thinks that's funny, well I'm about to be hilarious" Astarion - *gets pregnant* (yes this is a double post from tumblr but to be fair I could not remember my patreon log in yesterday and I like it here more)

Rask

This is so fucking good 🤣 that's how I pray too

Surya Asura

"Dear Elf jesus, please give me a bodacious body that'll drive any man wild"- Astarion probably

Lunisas

Hehe Astaria 😏

Maardat

HNGH. You do realize you have a moral obligation to continue this comic and not let your people starve?

Hope Keeley

Good god. She’s perfect

Hope Keeley

That’s the whole conceit of my cleric character

Hope Keeley

No, my cleric of correllon prays exactly like that.

3lenoreC

Poor (or lucky) Drow! He was not ready for all that!!!

Endless Night

DU Drow is about to go fucking feral and I want to see it so bad. I love your fem Astarion so much too! Also, Drow just hanging out in his grody undies/hot pants like dude...never change

MEANBOSS

You're welcome!!!

MEANBOSS

NAH IT MAKES SENSE FOR THEM LOL

MEANBOSS

I said once and I'll say it again wrt this: Astarion is praying to Corellon but DU Drow is praying harder.

MEANBOSS

I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WAS GONNA CATCH MY DUMB JOKE...

MEANBOSS

LOL, I assume girl Astarion since she has the equipment.

MEANBOSS

😇

Misha

God I love how pretty your fem!Astarion is, she has such a cute little face

Lusty_Nexus

I need a continuation of this.

Lawresg

Drow has a breeding kink!!!??? How did I not know this 👀 that’s so hot 🥵

sinfulAuthor

astarion really be like "my gender is what's funniest in the moment" (he's just like me fr)

tyshalae

astarion is such a little shit and i love him so much. someone mentioned drow's breeding kink and i am fully in support of him trying it out in this situation.

Kitty Dorkling

oh god this is too good. The trolling potential. Superb!

tenderroni

it’s CRIMINAL to leave us on the edge like this

Akiwuff

This is my new Roman empire

Hive

LMFAO I LOVE THIS

Teo (like Neo)

Plot twist: Corellon didn’t answer shit and he had Gale send over a scroll of polymorph.

AngryLILCyclops

NOW KISS??? RJ??? RJ NOW KISS???????

Sonomi Fawn

Astarion: 💁🏼 Drow: *SWEATING PROFUSELY*

rits

"What beautiful children we'd make, if..." Here's your chance to prove your point, durge, baby

geekinlikeaboss

So...about that breeding kink our Durge boy has...

Azurami

I think you just opened another door to hell... or heaven. Probably heaven for most people

ihavenolife

*on hands and knees* Part 2 please!!!

Meesh

*Evil laugh*

Ferencec Imanar

Pfffft. Just the idea of Astarion making such a request in a prayer just for fun. And the deity looks down on him. .... hm... but you're no longer elven..... and really unbelieving.... and it's pure self-interest.... but man, then I have something to watch when I'm bored. So. why not?!?! Approved.

Bash Sídhe

i thought the thing you said in the ask was just in alignment with the the prior knowledge of drow twink's crossdressing aldjaldjls

LuminousDecay

The darling made me snort really hard

Kayden the Goldfish

His reaction is valid. The world would be stuck on their knees if Astarion had that power 😳

Andy

sihcjsbdjshd astarion ‘for the bit’ ancunin

Me it's Me

Me, a cleric of Corellon, sweating profusely when I realized Astarion would NOT approve of my character's life choices :)

Kake4Daze

This is fantastic 😆🤩

Aishaduh

Doing it for the lols is the best reason for anything

OogBoog

So heres my question. Is DU more into the idea of Boy or Girlstarion getting pregnant? Or does it break even?

xo_gutterflower

Is that a fucking article about a lingerie store being sacked by femStarion 😂

Naarii

I love this fact about Corellon/elves and I don't give a crap, it still exists in my campaigns cause I can...😤 (Or at least for those that want to do it lol)

BriReed03

MeanBoss was giggling and kicking their feet when they posted this I just know

Valerie

Oh shit I can't fucking waitttt

Gale

Oh I am FERAL for this idea!!! Astarion doesn't give the vibe of someone who particularly cares for his sex/gender presentation, but doing it for a bit? Absolutely. I love Drow's reaction. I'd also spit my drink if my partner magically changed sexes too xD

tetsuhiro

Like Astarion, I am begging on my knees and praying for more of this 👀

Lana

Drow's breeding kink bouta become a realiy🙏🏻🙏🏻

tenderroni

I’m going to have a bi-panic attack, stop playing with my heart rn

tenderroni

I love her I love her

Shandora

Even the fish in the paper is gawking 😂😂😂 love it!

Starry

Corellon: "...Yeah you're right okay."

steelsp

I would kiss the ground she walks on, i fear

Vic

astarion doing this for shits & giggles is canon, surely! like 'im an atheist, but-'

Syntia

Omg I love this so much ahhaaha

whineborg

would that be enough for Drow to start worshipping Corellon? 🤔 (also, peak motivation for the usage of this blessing)

HalloQueen15

Opening prayer by absolutely insulting the God is the most astarion thing. Hilarious, love this.

faerunechoes

I have been blessed with fem!Astarion on this hard day, praise meanboss amen 🛐

caro

HAHA DROW SWEATING AT THE SIGHT OF FEM ASTARION same dude. the first line really reminded me of that one audio going "daaaaarling... guess who just broke out the psych ward" which is totally unrelated but made me chuckle regardless