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Meowskulls Follow-Up Poll (CLOSES 11/19 @ 5PM EST)

🕑 Added 2024-11-17 22:08:18 +0000 UTC

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thatsme

My legs are broken the kneecaps are stolen im forever bound to a CHAAAIR

thatsme

Could you say its the only thing ive ever known?

cubeduniverse

could we say that there will be blood shed? maybe some rip and tear?

thatsme

no let us. LET US SEETHE IN RAGE. WE ARE OPPRESSED BY THE MAN, THE BIG COMPANIES HAVE US ALL BY THE NUTS AND WE HAVE TO JACK THEM OFF! in other words, let there be PLOP and BLARGLE

turborenegade

okay, let's not get VULGAR now

cubeduniverse

plop

thatsme

thank you so much for your thoughtful response. I am a critically acclaimed writer for the new york times and it really took me a tremendous amount of effort to come up with something so thought provoking. If you have ever read Aristotle, you may know the quote "There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man". I believe I am this man, or otherwise referred to as, the silly. There really is a shortage these days of thought-provoking comments and often times I really do find myself stumped by the true lack of humor in patreon porn subscription comment boxes. As the saying goes, calm down sir, this is merely a instance of dark humor. I think this just gave me some sort of disease after i finished writing

turborenegade

exactly what i've been saying for years glad to see someone finally stepping up and showing the courage to say what the rest of the world has been too fucking afraid to. it brings tear to my eye to see that despite everything, there are still folks out there who really get it. thank you and god bless.

thatsme

blargle

Literally Your Mom

It’s a rough life

turborenegade

the grim reality of foreplayers living in a penetrator's world

Literally Your Mom

I fw foreplay heavy but imma be real shit not winning


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