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Friendzone Franziska
🕑 Added 2025-06-06 09:37:27 +0000 UTCReleasing my mascot. Get fucking friendzoned, bro.
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Friendzone Franziska, the dream in a skirt,
She’ll flirt just enough to emotionally hurt.
She texts you at midnight with “thinking of you”—
But she meant your vibe, not your body, dude.
You help her move house, you help her move on,
She cries on your hoodie—then Chad’s got it on.
She says, “You’re my sunshine" - her platonic delight,
Then Instagrams Chad at her place for the night.
Friendzone Franziska, the queen of the tease,
She’ll drop you a wink, then ask for the keys.
She texts “u up?” at a quarter to two—
Just to vent about Chad, not to Netflix with you.
She posts from your couch, looking cute in your hat—
But adds “just with my bro” so no one gets that.
She calls you “soulmate,” her “emotional zone”—
Then livestreams a kiss with Chad on her phone.
