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We Learnt How To Defend Ourselves From The Knife-Crime Epidemic

🕑 Added 2025-03-04 23:31:18 +0000 UTC
We Learnt How To Defend Ourselves From The Knife-Crime Epidemic

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Local Lesbian

okay but... wouldn't you also scan your environment if you were to flea from the confrontation?

toe tickkler

i have that exact spatula...did you break into my house boy and boy?

Thwoawya

There's no need to find excuses to cuddle with the homies

☭ DSF 🦇

I feel like Aleksa was hornier for Alex than usual in this lmao

Nate Bishop

17:35 67!!!!!!!!!!!!

Janne

whats better than this? *points at the boys wriggling on each other on the grass* just a couple o' guys being dudes :)

Alejandro Resinger Grandal

As someone who has done a course on "Ringen", wich is basically medieval eurpean close cuarter combat, that is deffinitively not how to effectively counter a knife attack, nor should you ever even engaje on a knife fight, but if for whatever random scenario you end up having to defend yourself from a knife, just kick the atacker on the crotch and run away, and leave the bullshido and the tactics for sports and the like

careb0t

This was so hard to watch. The instructors mannerisms and like weird uneven staggered way of speaking really made him seem socially awkward at best and like dark triad spectrum at worst.

Foxtoss

The best way to win a fight is to never get into one in the first place.

lia!!

this made me happy when i was sad thank you boys boys

Pistacchio

This feels like one of those conversations you’re having when you’re outside a bar or club smoking a cigarette and some borderline psychotic guy comes by asking for a cigarette and starts talking your ear off

Jamie Scholl

lol Ethan Klein is a terrorist.... I laughed so hard!

B

Why not go on linked in? Otherwise you are just preaching to the converted in a bubble. Everyone is actually using linked in as it helps them get a job and get on with their job and these are workers who you can’t ordinarily get to. The good thing they are all over to the right so will give you bad comments, but the good thing about linked in is this actually propels you faster and there is no thumbs down option.

Hay

as a londoner i needed this bc even the babies are armed with knives, very useful

elise d

the slow stabbing attack is actually killing me, how do these people think you get attacked???

Madeline

thank you for the homosexual content boy boys

phlubdub

Freya 👀

Carter Duquette

💙🫡 my heroes

TribalTree

A very useful expertise to have. Especially on September 8th 2022

Boy Boy

You're so on-top of it. I thought no one saw!

Boy Boy

We're always reppin 2150

Boy Boy

I'm terrified of this quote being attributed to us

Boy Boy

You've been a knife expert for a long, long time

Boy Boy

Everyone knows knife-crime is a crime of passion

Boy Boy

thankyou?

Boy Boy

We love tomfoolery

Boy Boy

congratulations!

Boy Boy

We initially just wanted to giggle-fight in the backyard... we built this video around that imperative

Boy Boy

We believe in you!

Boy Boy

make sure you lie on top of eachother and reverse blink

Boy Boy

Beautiful

Boy Boy

I'm surprised by how many of those guys there actually are out there

Boy Boy

we'll keep the smooches coming!

Boy Boy

just trying to embrace my newfound culture

Boy Boy

I knew it!

Boy Boy

hahahaha make sure you're always grooming

Boy Boy

does every swedish person wear an "instruktör" t-shirt?

Boy Boy

I'm glad our observations are categorically correct

Boy Boy

We're always looking for new ways to be gay

Boy Boy

omg that's awesome, I wanna watch that one!

Boy Boy

I'm not sure how many trained knife-weilders are out there doing knife-crime

Boy Boy

We'll get on it asap!

Boy Boy

oh my god, please no

Boy Boy

We'll keep the homoerotic content coming

Boy Boy

you're welcome hahaha

Boy Boy

Most of my life-or-death encounters begin in that exact position

Boy Boy

You should consider running a self defense course

graceica

the best form of self defense is to confuse the attacker with homosexual feelings

WKE

19:01 lol

Carter Duquette

"okay let's say we're in this position..." 😭😭😭

Raptie

Those initial tips are unironically really good, all jokes aside. This guy is legit.

Tipips

Someone trained will use it with the knifepoint to the other side to manage to slash instead of stab is what i was taught in self defense class anyway.

kotenk

are they gona kiss

Bemi Schneider

"They compared me to a piece of carton with bullets in them... this is a provoation to get me killed!!"

rae

Oh yeah i think i watched this swede gym porn vid a while back thank you boy boy for sharing meaningful entertainment

Ali Trejo

I'm New in here, this is the first video I see in your Patreon. Very homoerotic, I love it in here 💕

Boy Boy

Holy shit, it's always been my dream to be seduced by a CCP agent. I can't wait to watch this!

Aretha

Hooooooly shit, if boy+boy don't react to this, I swear I'll become a youtuber with my Aleksa-level-funny 40% albanian leftist girlfren and react to this ourselves! That's a threat, I'm also begging you to react to this + spare us, Boy Boy

Matt Volk

Ethan going to pay to sub to get that clip of you mentioning him

D8353

the rituals are intricate

Cat M

Bro I literally tell u ever day to watch the 9/11 cheerleading tribute routine and you have the audacity to ask for video suggestions 🫨💔

low value dog

hahahaha what the fuck is this. the music. the fake "pan asian" accent.

Sebastian Staaf

No, still In the closet

Warulv

Oh shit, I'm actually planning to visit FMJ to check out the range. Now I'm gonna get all weird if I meet Mr CantReverseBlink and be embarrassed on his behalf. This was awful, and cute, at the same time. And the way someone not drunk actually uses a knife is short, fast and multiple stabs like the amatuers at the end did it. Its not a fking sabre.

DrowsyLynx

I generally like this Jesse guy because I like martial arts and combat training but man he sometimes does videos with actual loons like Steven Seagal lmao.

Kat Reynolds

i'm glad y'all found a new way to be gay

py

I can confirm ; I’m swedish and gay and autistic.

Emem

Are you gay too?

hercla

as a swede i did fully not believe this was in sweden until i read "instruktör" on their tshirts lol

Aemelia Thompson

If you really want to learn about the culture of knife culture you should definitely watch "Surviving Edged Weapons"

Eve

Thank you, or should I say "Tack"!

Ryan

Not the best How to Seduce a Swedish Man tutorial, but some strats worked for me, so 🤷‍♀️

Sebastian Staaf

i am swedish. and yes. i am autistic.

Abigail ✨

Also a stabbing tutorial right after aleksa announces to the world that he's actually Albanian... 🤔 🧠

Abigail ✨

Love and miss you phlubdub 🫡 (make BoyBoy Twitch great again 2025)

Abigail ✨

Two references to smooching in this vid. This is what my $5 are for. Thank you Boy 🇷🇺 and Boy 🇷🇸 😌❤️

Andrew Rapp

Incredible as always, don’t stop making fun of dumb American men in head scarves

Kaisa Kaaleste

one of those cutouts is from s.t.a.l.k.e.r. 2 i think 😭

SkaveRat

You're so brave for coming out. congrats

Tenami Saffigna

Can't wait to teach my friends!

That One Guy

Thank you for the Lesson Boy Boy I'm following Along at home with my Own Knife to hopefully Become a successful Knife Murderer 🙂🔪

Sean Sanders

Holy fuck, lol

Gnome Chomsky

This should've been called "We learned to giggle-fight with a spatula in a backyard"

Eve

Today I found out I am Swedish.

Jeremiah

This is hilarious. I second this. Boys, please watch this

phlubdub

these two always just looking for an excuse to roughhouse

Shlimp dong

My Boy boy go boing boing : D

Freya

i don't use discord but boys please watch this fbi propaganda film about a guy getting seduced by the chinese into selling out the usa https://youtu.be/R8xlUNK4JHQ?si=ICOksxNt8_PY2pTW

xolumira

the worst part about the knife defense video is the complete lack of chemistry between the two guys

TribalTree

why do I feel like I've seen this video like 2 years ago

dogwheatbread

I think we can get a lot of mileage out of "Gay ❌ Autistic ✅"

niamh

parramatta mention!!

Uncle Lauren

It feels good to laugh again, thanks boys :)

cbx

Next lesson: How to strangle a guy with the stupid buff on his head. Also, I wonder if there are armies who give their soldiers nunchakus for close combat instead of knives.

Chris

Fuck me boys keep putting out bangers

Mackenzie

Don't tease me like that😭

Gavin

Is learnt a word?😅

Ebony Vella

you edged me the first time with the upload/delete tsk tsk


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