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#495 - We're Gonna Fill The Grand Canyon

🕑 Added 2025-03-17 11:00:12 +0000 UTC

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Zoe Walker

OMG YES COFFEE PISS IS A THING!

Issy Arshadi

Doesn’t everyone do the toilet paper in the toilet before they poop? I thought they did 🤣

Erik Vandever

Peeps are TRASH! Thank you Joe!

Brianna Mercado

I can smell the coffee I drank later in my pee as well 🙇🏻‍♀️

Erik Vandever

Thin mints in the freezer, THE BEST!!

Maria

Anything mint is delicious ... 😔

Kimberly S

Definitely have learned this lesson as well.

Kimberly S

The thumbnail picture is horseshoe bend…famously not part of the Grand Canyon.

Kimberly S

Maine is my favorite place on earth. I second this petition…even though I don’t even live there anymore

Kimberly S

I have not

Rebekah Molnar

Petition to stop skims add because Kim is evil

Jonathan

Yall are wack. Lemonades are so good 😭

Annie Bien-Aime

Is anyone else getting a “sign in to prove you’re not a bot” prompt when you click play on the videos?

Simone Messervey

Cool, bro. Who forced you to watch it? No one. Was your comment necessary? No, it wasn’t.

Taylor

I find the online ordering hilarious, I ordered a sweatshirt from them and it was like 3 weeks late due to inventory 😂 still love my boys though 🫶🏽

Luci Rose Milo

Came to say this

Cade

THOSE are women’s faces?! 😂

Stephanie K.

Just like Frankie kept Red Lobster around..I am the one keeping mint chip ice cream and thin mints around 🤤

Kiara Chapman

That’d be awesome for giggles to have a cam haha

Amanda Hayes

Gentlemen, it is time for Joey to come upta camp with his much taller counterpart, Frankie. Maine is waiting for you with bated breath, lobster, and cans just WAITING to be shot at with big ol’ guns. The Cross Insurance Arena has 6,200 seats. Book it. I dare you.

Isaiah Lawrence

day 5 of asking for an ant cam

Gwen

Coffee pee is 100% a thing. It’s hella wild.

Ashley P

Peeps and candy corn are absolute trash

TrueBarnett10

Joe you aint alone I got coffee piss too

Kristin Kirby

girl scouts like set up outside on the roadside here with signs and stuff and their parents i don’t think they’re allowed to set up outside out stores here anymore

Katie Lupo

i can’t believe it’s taken me 23 years to learn this

Rachel Mintz

was brushing my teeth during the poop conversation and couldnt stop gagging

Chelsea

but also how long would it take horses? lol

KaitlinBungHole

Ant: “sorry, I was crying” If I had a dollar for every time I have said that, I would be rich.

Meghan

I think it was just a …normal? episode. Like no game or theme or anything which they’ve been more of lately. Not sure if that makes sense. I actually liked this episode cause I love just hearing how their conversations flow

Renae Rieden

I am not over exaggerating when I say my ketchup bottle farted A SPLIT SECOND before Frankie said “did you fart”, it tripped me out so bad. P.S. I’m stoned

Quiana Flack

You can have asparagus pee or not and there's also a gene responsible for you smelling it or not

Arica Miller

Just a heads up... "gyped" is absolutely a slur

Baylee Reeves

I was legit eating a Girl Scout cookie when he started talking about about them and I froze and my eyes got so big 😳😂😭

Danielle

Hahaha I said a couple days 🤣

Katie Lupo

when I would go to my friend’s family’s lakehouse they had a sign above the toilet that read “If it’s yellow let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.” I too would always flush the piss

Clarkie

Today I learned what chives taste like lmao

regina red

frankie is so michael scott coded it's crazy but the politically correct version

Mr. Anderson

Just my opinion. Didn’t enjoy it. Seemed forced

Libby

I really need to reconsider my choice of listening to you guys on my lunch break.. lmao

cori hann

SAME

Michael Browne

Ninjas to Gas Masks, the next logical step is Samurais

Lisa Pisaniello

Say all you want about the cookies, but the Girl Scouts (and their moms- aka our generation) are innovative- set up your tables outside dispensaries and boom- sold out!

Sofia Reumert

I know, they were talking about crapping and "courtesy flushing". 😫

Kathryn

Ant’s laughter in the background makes me laugh even harder

savannah shaw

Drape a few squares of toilet paper over the automatic flush censor.

Maureen Trunk

Joe …hair looks fire babe…10/10

Emilyy Elizabethh

Joe you want a case of the toffee ones no one over here eats them

Dallas Mitchell

gypped is absolutely a slur for Romani People. gypped is short for gypsy, which is a slur. cancelled

Amber Toogood

I’m so ashamed I said 6 minutes for the Grand Canyon question 🤣🤣

Anna Leasa

Yes, but men don’t typically sit to pee.

Kristin Kirby

coffee pee is very real Frank

maggie glanc

why do you say that??

Ciel

I give you guys so much grace every episode with some of the shit you say. No matter how bad I wanna yell. I stay quiet. But THE TAKE ON THIN MINTS. Wild. Atrocious. Disappointed. Disgusted. How dare both of you. Keep the metal in I’ll still eat the fuck outta them

Jen Pisaniello

The episode looped around so much I forgot about the coffee piss. Definitely an espresso pee girl, not regular coffee. What a funny episode!

Alan Romero

Crazy that I sent this to you guys on Friday on IG And I don’t get credit? Ok 😂😂 but glad it was talked about lol

Nikita Menon

Literally two weeks back I realised Joey looks like Dylan Efron too, so hearing Frankie say that on the episode is hilarious!

sarah :)

AGREE- THIN MINTS SUCK

Jason

When are you guys coming to Tampa FL

Zakk Ross

Love learning about Frankie’s old job! Was very interested in what he did if his degree was in criminal justice or whatever.

Mr. Anderson

HOT TAKE…. This episode kinda sucked

Jenna Smith

Frank has a power of making me feel more normal

Fawn

I’m not from NY but I *think* it’s a NYC subway token? I could absolutely be wrong but that’s what I’ve always assumed.

Rachel Shaw

You coffee pissers need to drink more water.

Danyelle Kaposy

Opening of this is WILDDD

Amber Wilken

confidently was thinking the grand canyon would start overflowing after 2 seconds of 8 billion people peeing in it

MarshmallowsMama

How's Joe gonna trash talk thin mints while dressed like one?

Avorie

Can yall please stop doing 30 minutes of talking about piss and shit in ur episodes. Love yall to death but im literally going to throw up and no matter how much i fast forward yall are STILL GOING

Kennedy

Samoas are from one bakery, the trash caramel delites are from the other.

Ethan Price

I have never GAGGED at an episode. Until "it got to iced tea level of dark" FRANKIE, JAIL.

Emily

I'm currently nauseous and the beginning of this ep is not helpful to me

Denys

Coffee piss every single time lol I thought it was everyone

Zakk Ross

“Yes I’m a billionaire”

Rose Lemieux

just bcuz of the mint chocolate slander im gonna get some mint chocolate chip ice cream today. and it’s St. Patrick’s Day so it’s appropriate.

Rose Lemieux

are you TRYING to get ppl killed??? 🤣🤣🤣

Kyla keetle

Thin mints are the best especially when frozen

Zo

I get the coffee pee too!! I thought everyone did but my sister was so confused when I told her😂

gianna -

frankie mentioned dylan efron and i NEED to know if he’s seen the traitors

Brittany Istre

I thought I was the only one that had coffee smelling pee!

Sofia Reumert

Flushing while you're sitting on the toilet is crazy.

noa chilton

never agreed with frankie more than i do in this episode about the easter snacks and definitely about the robins eggs

Alize Mccabe

What does the Y on Joeys chain stand for?

Mia Rivera

THE COFFEE PEE IS SO REAL

Sara Nelson

I also have coffee pee. It’s crazy

coleton

petition for Ant to get a camera

Maddie H

Joe - Green is a great color for you

Eden

give joey a bunch of chives to munch on and see what happens

Eden

Does it work when you try the link to youtube?

Eden

The impressions of Gordon Ramsay weren’t actually bad 😂😂 can’t wait to see you guys, to quote friends, in london babyyy! Big love guys ❤️

Brittany Daughenbaugh

The Thin Mint slander is CRAZY. But Samoas are the best hands down.

Courtney

I feel like I still haven't recovered from the green ketchup winning the snacks

Sarah Weeks

Bro Chives definitely have a flavor 🤣 they’re like smaller green onions. Maybe he’s confused with Parsley?

Joe Pransky

I get coffee piss too. Might be a Joe thing. And it brings a whole new meaning to calling it a cup of Joe

Isabel

anyone else tryna eat breakfast during the piss and bathroom talk 😭

Mollie Cochran

People shit on me for hating thin mints, glad to know y’all hate them too 😂 but the smores cookies are FIRE

Taylor Ashford

Pop those thin mints in the freezer and it will change your mind. They are the best

Natalia Vigil

Don’t fire Ant! We love him

Becky G

the coffee piss is real

Becky Friday-Helsen

I won't stand for this Thin Mint slander. Also Samoas still exist, it just depends on what bakery your state gets their cookies from. On our side of the US, it's the Caramel DeLites bakery.

Jonathan Purcell

I definitely have coffee piss

Jill

“The customer is always right” is and always has been a matter of taste, not company policy

bleghh_girl

I 1000% have coffee pee...

T

Ant! I thought I was the only one that did the toilet paper cushion for #2. Dry butts

Abbey Weidler

Such liars we all have had a coffee piss come on

Brit

Horseshoe Bend in Glen Canyon

Steve VanDerMaelen

Pork can be rare you fucking donkeys!

Julia

Frank, the population has been more than 6 billion since 1999. Where have you been buddy

Makayla Folendore

From GA and live in AL now and some of the kids fundraisers around here are selling giant bags of Vidalia onions. ONIONS. Like 10 pound BAGS of onions.

Chelsea

I definitely have coffee pee too lol

Jon B

Don't think we suddenly forgot about the ketchup, Frank.

Bex

As a former Girl Scout we got prizes for how many boxes we sold and a badge. But some grocery stores (HEB) have off brand girl scout cookies for half the price and taste better imo.

Bailey White

When I was in japan we went to a fancy restaurant that served raw chicken. We were apprehensive and our tour guide told us 1. he's never had anyone get sick from the food there and 2. it would be so rude not to eat it. So we ate it and it was so so so good and i didn't die