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Lifetime Supply Of Assassins
🕑 Added 2025-02-28 12:00:13 +0000 UTCWhat makes one an ASSassin really?
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Katlyn Dorsey
Did I miss something? Frankie gave condolences to the CEO’s family. How is that saying good things about him?
Dillon
I came back to comment this an hour after watching this podcast still laughing about how frank ended this episode lol
Sharon Carroll
The whole assassin conversation I kept waiting for Frankie to say frogs and toads
Alexis Medeiros
My very Portuguese great grandfather used to keep his hunting whistle near the phone and blast that shit when telemarketers would call. I still have the whistle and I do plan on using it some day.
Khlan MacDonald
You guys went to van on my birthday but I couldn’t go god I would have shit myself laughing if I did
antonio sanchez
hairflip joe needs to happen
Lex ☠️
Free Luigi 🤷♀️
Lex ☠️
I love yall so much but you saying good things about a murderous CEO genuinely fucking broke my heart.
Jennifer Conner
It's the blink at the end for me 😂
Eden Heisler
you guys need to start a Santagato Studios D&D campaign. all of what you described is just d&d HAHA
Chloe Kent
I agree with Joe. An assassin is multiple. If you’ve only assassinated once, you’re just a murderer.
Chloe Kent
ENERGY SWORDS 🔛🔝
Chloe Kent
I love simlish 🧎🏼♀️ sul sul
Allison Goodman
The axe and sword part 😂
Jon Duffey
Okay, so Frankie can stand toe to toe with Apex Predators and NOW he can gingerly brush aside weapons of death 😳 🤦♂️😁
Ally T
Someone needs to make an edit of all of the times that Frank has "revealed" to Joe that he took creatine in college, because I can remember at least three times they've had that exact conversation ON POD.
Jacob Carter
When will you come to Australia
Ayleen Cordova
I immediately smiled when Frankie brought up the leviathan axe
Natalie Richards
I saw the cover and FREAKED! Not because I like assassin’s creed or anything of the sort but because my husband does and he gave our son Ezio as his middle name and I thought they’d be talking about it so I sat my son with me to watch so I could say “this is where your name comes from.” Lol
Geri Spillers
looking to sell a London night 1 ticket if anyone is interested!
Cassidyerin93
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Samantha Kirkwood
As a total fantasy nerd and weapons (not guns) lover this is hands down one of my favourite episodes 😂
Raven Maloy
We learned braille in like 4th grade? We had no blind students at our school tho lmfao
Jemalee Kissoon
biometrics is da fingerprinting tech
Cameron Harris
Are people who assassinate, assassinators?
Johnny Panic
I love ant being behind the camera. So worth him always almost being fired
Kiara
'if they get like died' killed me
Zach Martin
Google Order of Assassins if you want the real history.
Sandra Garcia
Vormir is not where Thor got his weapons frankie cmon😭 also the entire assassin debate pls im screaming, an assassin/hitman carries out hits for money and typically assassins kill high profile people without getting caught the guys who killed the presidents are just murderers theres a diff
Sandra Garcia
oh they would EAT THIS UP
Kyle mazzur
Frank getting away with Eminem bar is not okay
mae
it literally kills me every time frankie goes to say “ew” because he ALWAYS says it like it ends with the letter L but joe never calls him out on it lol (1:02:46) 😂
marlene vargas
I’d like a lifetime supply of diabetes supplies like my pods and dexcom sensors. It would be such a weight off my shoulders.
Stephanie
The amount of times I jumped due to the bangs/thuds on the table is embarrassing….
paigeryan
I havent seen Frankie freak out with happiness like this bc they are talking about stuff he LOVES and Joe is going along with it hahaha
Three6Five
Easy fix to the uber eats restaurant situation: order for pick up, tell the restaurant you changed your mind and would like to dine in but u can just take the to go stuff and eat it at a table. This would only be an issue at really fancy places but with the money you saved everywhere else u could afford double eating at a really fancy place every 6 months or so.
DamiaAnati
Joe as Altair and Frankie as Ezio is 10/10 PERFECT
DamiaAnati
The thumbnail is badass
Isabel
I had a pixie cut in high school and then grew it out and Joe is totally right. The in-between phase is ROUGH
Jasper
Satisfaction
Desared Calaku
Koffing evolves at level 35 Frank
Mary
East Palestine native here 🫠 It’s been two years since the derailment and still no settlements in sight. Big companies can legit gaf less about paying people out. We’ve been getting the runaround
Ashli Maduena
Frankie saying he would kill a whole group of seagulls for cookies had me dying
Katie Robinson
100% a phrase
Katie Robinson
Assassins don’t get paid?? They get something tho right?
Podge
If I don’t get Frank on Um, Actually freaking immediately I’m gonna lose my mind
Podge
I hope you guys know that you would freaking love, LOVE playing DnD w Brennan Lee mulligan and he will LARP w you too. I stg a TBY Dropout crossover would be the best content on the planet
Alexis Cothrun
Throwing therapy in at the end is wild, but same 😂 the cost doesn’t help my mental health
Nat
i actually had a work study job in college doing this and it was from like 5-8 weekdays lmao surprisingly never got any angry pick ups
MaiLinh Nguyen
Not bankrupted, but Chili’s revoked N*SYNC’s lifetime of free Chili’s because they used it too much
Rachel Shaw
Did Joe say “Frankie by the Foot”? Is this what we’re calling him when he gets way too hung up on semantics?? I like it.
Michael Eenhuis
I'd like a lifetime supply of cucumber Gatorade
Amanda Hayes
Hitmen get paid. Assassins kill people of importance without pay.
Tosh
I concur with Frankie’s usage of the word “bitch”
Jenna Smith
realistically, if I won a lifetime supply of something, i would want it to be like toilet paper, tampons, or a toiletry of some sort. Now, if I could get a lifetime supply of whatever, it would be like concerts, traveling (limited to 2 trips a year), or like therapy.
Reilly Niles
Take a shot every time Frankie’s says “bitch”
Danielle Rapposelli
An assassination is typically only called and assassination when the assassinated is famous.
Danielle Rapposelli
I was screaming at my speakers lol
Finn
i fear that is a real phrase (at least in the mid south where im from lol)
Alexis patnode
I’m so shocked Joey didn’t call out Frank for saying “it’s just another feather in the cap” like what gahahahaha there’s no way that’s a phrase
S N
Yea that Luigi dude is definitely not a hitman 😂 (free da boi)
Alyssa Gray
Fleet week in Fort Lauderdale.. wild times.. I can confirm. 😅😅
Tiffany Lynn
I won that year’s supply of the everything bagel hot sauce! It was a bottle a month - best prize ever! Still my favorite hot sauce ever 🤤
Austin
Back to back episodes that have had me in tears. First Frankie’s Roar now Joe unloading into the phone 😂
Jake Miller
tell ant to clear his throat
Erik Vandever
Swiping a credit card SUCKS!! I'm all about the tap, so fast and easy!
Katie Harkrider
“I’m trying to think of which one to use” had me in TEARS 😂😂😂
Thomas Parker
Right 🤣
Thomas Parker
Joes impression was spot on 🤣👍🏼👍🏼
Sarah Kent
Thor got stormbreaker on Nidavillar Frankie cmon I thought this was ur specialty
Hayley Roby
So glad the phone is back!!!!!
Libby
These titles are getting out of hand 🤣
regina red
bunch of dorks my favourite weapons are razor chain whip, spartan sword and the sleeve gun from taxi driver looool
Jeremy Rideout
That end spew. I can picture Frankie up at night doing that exact thing. Lolol some ppls memory.. lol
Emily Adreani
We need a sign off for the Patreon!
Sara Hamilton
Ant's search history must be nuts since this new studio was built
Lisa Uselman
Free TBY Patreon for life!
Sierra
DUDE when Frankie started rambling off at the end I lost it. He just kept going lmao.
Clayson
Nice to see Joe nerd out with Frank for a change I loved it LOL
Mariah Vaughn
Frank needs to play Pal World
Lisa Pisaniello
As a home baker who uses Oreos quite often - shipping a thousand pounds at one clip is NOT a lifetime. They'll stale out way before you can eat that amount of Oreos. lol - That kind of stuff needs to be monthly. Just goes to show the amount of disposable money these companies have!
Ambryel Moder
Joes Pokémon trainer impression 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Tori
As a Military Spouse, the navy definitely still considers Fleet Week as a very horny time. LOL
Grace DePietro
My college calls me at 8pm for donations and its a legit person like sir GO TO BED??? STUDY???
lynsey
nerdiest episode to date and thats saying something lol
Ryan B
Yo, I LOVE having Ant behind scenes, his laughs in the background are hilarious 😭
Bri Peek
We NEED something special for the 500th episode!!! IM BEGGING
Sofia Reumert
They're really looking up EVERYTHING except the fucking definitions of hitman and assassin. 😂 A hitman is hired to murder. And assassins murder "important people". 💡
Britnee
THIS
Alexis Torres
Anyone notice when Joe was talking about his dads wedding suit colors, that Frankie is basically wearing the same ones but opposite 😂 (brown trim, red jacket)
Kara
I'm here for this ultra niche club 🤣
Kara
Watch Home Alone 2! They do it at the hotel 😄
Sofia Reumert
I'm the same age as the boys but I have never heard of the credit card copy thing. 😅 I've worked in so many places and handled so many card payments, the machine just printed one receipt for the seller and one for the buyer. The US is so weird. 😄
Aracely Aviles
When Joe screamed 😭😭 I’ve replayed that idk how many times and I’m still dying 😂😂
Hailey Shewchuk
Party game idea - take a shot every time Frank says “let’s make that very clear” 😂
Mr. Anderson
My opinion…. Hitman kills for money. Assassins kill for political benefit. Thoughts?
Maria
YES omg a fellow book girlie that tunes into the basement yard😭❤️
Zakk Ross
27:46 love that Joe calls sais “the Carmen Electra’s”😂 referring to Elektra from daredevil
Katie O’Keefe
Love when the boys just absolutely nerd out
Mr. Anderson
Storm breaker was cooler than Mjolnir, hands down
Olivia Vaccaro
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HungChachi
Frankie really thinks he's invincible lmao
Chelsea
come LARP at the MD Renn Fest haha
Tiffany
Eivor 😍😍
Cass Daley
Frankie.. Thor forged storm breaker at Nidavellir. 🤦🏻♀️😂
Chloe Shortino
i was wondering the same thing!
liss
Ant fighting for his life trying to google all the weapons
Steph Buja
firing up my PS to re play valhalla so fast 😂😂
Nicci :)
Ver early yat
Tiffany
Well now I want to replay AC odyssey.
Rose
the only assassin i consider is celena sardothian aka ailen ashryver whitethorn galathyinus 🤭
Kara Law
“Why do you think your mom married him?” Ant just cracking up in the background 😂
Adam Straughan
This thumbnail WINS the week
CedarDiamond915
😛love Monday and Friday mornings
Emily
8pm in Asia! Fav time on a Friday and Monday 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Chelsea Duffy
What are we doing for the 500th episode coming up?!
Haley Quintiliano
Good morning yardie peeps, let's fuck this day in the mouth!
Ainsley Pearce
First😁 happy fridayyyy
Destinee James
Good morning basement yard!!!!
Sabrina
Favorite time of the week!
