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Valerie Gladiator

I’m watching this 6 months later and I still can’t take it

lindy

Y’all need to leave angler fish alone

Jessica Gillen

I swear there not a single but if exaggeration in my next sentence… I laughed harder the last 3 minutes of this episode than I have in a LONG time! Stomach hurting, tears coming down my face laughing! That just made my night!🤣😂🤣😂 that roar was something serious Frankie!

Faith Casler McCready

Not all fanfic is smut/sexually explicit. It can just be a story using characters/people or a world that you don't create yourself.

Dallas Mitchell

How are you going to be in Astoria, the home of the Great Stavros Halkias, and not do a pod together?

Jeremy Rideout

omg dudes. honestly, this last part is my therapy. jesus i cry laughing every time holy shit, tears, snot, throat hurts, just literally laughing my ass off. THANK YOU

Mary Cameron

Who’s gonna tell them that platypus (es?) (platypi?) are also bioluminescent

Avery

If you guys like glow sticks you should look up radium girls

Jessica

Me a classicist being proud of frankies knowledge of Greek mythology/history

Kacie

welp...just watched the roar and now i'm not so sure...

Kacie

aahh as a fellow july leo, i felt that countdown to your birthday. always knew i related to frankie lmao

Star Quattrocchi

any other car listeners, when they just as much as tap the table it sounds like the doors are pounding in? lol

Ben littleton

Why did Frankie roar in Scottish??? 🤣🤣🤣

Samantha Garber

That roar from Frankie was hilarious 😂 he sounded like the lion from the wizard of oz. Joes contagious laugh and ants gagging. Those last few minutes can heal a bad day.

Ashley

Same, was halfway through the video and I can't reload to finish it.

mads🍄

is it? mine will not load at all

Makiabel

what happened now? it's privated

Victoria Correa

they NEED to do this!! I’d buy 100s of everything 😭😭

Paige VanMeter

It’s funny because frank really is SUCH a Leo.

Angelina Vancheri

Exactly. Having a 3rd person and a computer also distracts them - they don’t look at each other when talking anymore!

Sarah Jane

I’m definitely struggling to get into the new look and format of the show tbf it’s giving too much production and doesn’t feel like just 2 mates hanging out, it’s just not the same anymore for me :(

Erica Presson

I like it

whosthatgurl

DEADass!!! My vision was blurred with tears!

Angelina Vancheri

Is anyone else not digging this new format? Fact checking kills the vibe and flow and comedy :(

Anna Hernandez

ants commentary makes these just that much better “that sucks….”

Jillian Hedges

How is there not merch with Joe as a frog and Frank as a toad or vice versa??

Marissa

Love when Frankie makes Ant gag. . It’s so hilarious 😂😂😂

Dru Dru ❤️

You know how Frankie thinks he can fight every animal and win? Well that roar really gave him the upper hand 😂🤣 no animal will want to fight him after hearing that boot shaking roar 🦁

carmen godboldo

So we’re all gonna act like Frankie don’t remind us 90s babies of the lead singer of deftones??!!!!!

Kelsey

And this is why I need Becca on the pod

AJ

Yeeees, fun patreon ad Frank is back

Reghan

I have literal tears streaming down my face after the roar

Erik Vandever

The Roar!!! Laughed so hard I almost threw up!! The best!!

Hailey Shewchuk

Slyly telling on themselves (Hollywood) 🤔

Rowan

Please don’t watch this while driving I had to pull over

Dominique Lepper

I need y’all to watch Severance and then review it just like you did with The Substance

Gale.mancer

wHatS MeSoPoTaMiA? Lost it 🤣🤣

Wyatt

Joe starts ad. “Aw alright I was gonna talk..”- Frankie @ 48:31. Joe proceeds to not give a shit 😂

Blythe

Oh my god I showed the end to my coworker and it gave her an asthma attack

Sandra

What about spiking a mouse?

Miles Hawkins

I can’t listen to this shit at work man, Jesus Christ. Thanks guys I needed that laugh

The Sensible Llama

I need merch with a drawing of Frank doing lion shoulders and just RAAAAAAAAAWR underneath with his unhinged facial expressions. That first attempt sounded like Elmo in combat 🤣 and then not seeing Frankie at his desk and then cutting back to him and it's just his head gagging is SENDING ME omg

Kristi Leigh

Thank you. I will now be setting his “roar” as my alarm sound including the laughter. Best day of my life

Ash

please 😭 i listen to the podcast when im at work and im in TEARS at my desk listening to Frank’s roar 😂

Jessica Steeves

I think the last 5 minutes of this is the funniest thing that’s ever ever happened on this podcast. And this podcast makes me laugh. A lot.

SK Southerland

Joey please watch Titane and get back to us this lady has a baby with a car

Sara Fulcher

This one is going in the mythology books.

Angelina

The direct eye contact when fake gagging from Frankie 😭😭😭

Samantha stedman

Ant dying laughing in the background is sending me! He’s a great addition to the podcast !

Amanda Staege

why is his roar scottish

Gillian

Not the big build up for that 😂😂😩

Shaun Campbell

As someone going to a UK live show can I request Frankie to do his Scottish accent

Tigger Mckay

The roars 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dani

I didn't think the show could get any better, but Ants recent addition has been awesome!

Julie Good

This was probably the funniest episode I’ve ever seen lol

Reagan Martinez

Frank I IMPLORE YOU to try to do the Mike Wazowski yell

Georgio Glinsky

The substance did not win the palm d’or

Tiffany Lynn

That’s the best idea! 😂😂😂

demi

BLIND KARAOKE PRETTY PLEASE!!!

Kristin Kirby

yeah frank acts like a leo

Nichole 1991

How many times I looped His Roar and Joey's reaction is unhealthy LMAO!

Marc

Crazy how they had close to the exact conversation ab glow sticks from a past episode

Linn G

Never mind i’m An idiot

Linn G

I’m new here can you not listen without being inside the app?😂

CDC- Burnout77

Just watched the ending of the substance and there is absolutely no way in hell people think that was the BEST movie of last year.

Amber Toogood

Frankie’s last roar sounded exactly like the scream from Scooby Doo in the real life Scooby Doo 2 😭 please someone understand what I’m on about

Becky Friday-Helsen

Right? Like those fish just out here catching strays for existing when Frank will never swim with one in his life 🤣

Emily Wilson

Ant just saying “that.. sucks.” to Frankie’s random birthday shenanigans was so funny

Miraeshi

do the roar

Miraeshi

Frank being a Leo makes unfortunate sense

Renae Rieden

Funniest things about the last 3 mins of this episode 1. Frankie looking directly into the camera before the last roar 2. Hearing Ant or Greg(whoever googles)choking laughing w/o a mic 3. whoever farted 4. The gagging 5. Whatever Frankie’s hands are doing while he roars

Kristen

Frank thinking all wars are mythologized is giving holocaust denial adjacent

Nadia

currently trying to figure out how to make Frankies roar my alarm clock ringtone lololol

Monica Stein

I always forgot Frankie’s birthday is two days after mine until someone sends me their clips and compares him and I 🤣 it makes so much sense

Rachelle

Holy fuck I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG time and it felt good 🤣 also had laughing tears hahaha I need to have Franks lion roar on standby whenever I need to laugh 🤣🤣

demi

my name is demi i really loved that part .. like i really loved that part

Milky 9527

I feel like this movie tells you about adrenachrome

Alexis patnode

The ending tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!

Alexis patnode

It absolutely kills me when y’all forget you talked about something. Frank has already told Joe about that Celebs bakery and Joe legit had the same reply as the last time! Y’all need to rewatch your videos bc you repeat ALOT of shit 😂

Alexis patnode

Frank wants to bomb those fish but it’s like they live in depths that we’ll never swim in?

Crash Cours

omg the ending LMAO and Frankie putting his serious face on to scream/roar lmaaaao

Sammi

I would give anything to watch the roar for the first time again

Carley B

Gagtonio at his finest 💚

Courtney M

Ant… ‘I can’t google porn’ had me crying jahahaha

Laurin

Joey needs to watch A Portrait of A Lady On Fire - purely bc he loves to yearn and be devastated and i just know he would love it

Sarah

My throat hurts just listening to Frankie’s roar

Hannah Alton

I need more of Joey describing moves, I would watch any movie like that 😂

Rdc797

Frankie at this current moment at red lobster right now these cheddar biscuits are actively making me bust a load 1st time here

Samantha Mata

You should get Frankie a stuffed lion for his birthday that has the sound of his roar put in it 😂

Nicole

The last 10 minutes of the episode - I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, literal tears hahaha

Abigail Mcdowell

Crying laughing at the end💀

Alexandria Walker

Oh god the audio. I'm so glad it's fixed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alexis Torres

I realize they go off topic ALL the time but today for some reason I really noticed it 😂 like how did we go from joe going to get emotional reading comments about the fish to grinding economics 3.01 💀😂. Like how’d they get there!!!!!

Megan McKinley

I text my family every year in February 25th (happy birthday, Joe) and inform them it’s my half birthday. I am 32 years old 😂

Nathan Crowe

I’ve got the same birthday as ant, that’s just made my day

ali hayes

I am crying laughing that was the best ending

Firepolice69

I love you guys!! You never disappoint!!

Rachel Meyer

The demon that came out of frank has been DYING to come out for years 😭

Mr Crocker

Joe better roar for this fridays patreon

Emy Fox

That is the most I've laughed in a long ass time. Thanks guys ♥️

Naol Mamo

Now we know what broke the audio 🤣🤣🤣

CDC- Burnout77

That just sounds ridiculous to be honest

Jackie Napoli

Hearing ant gag without being able to see him his HILARIOUS

Anna Hernandez

YALL BETTER NOT BE MEAN TO THAT ANGLER FISH ILL CRY RN

Elizabeth Marie

No bc why am i upset that they’re bullying the fish😭

Elizabeth Marie

DO NOT HATE ON THE ANGLERFISH !!

kevin russ

The roar has me struggling to breathe 🤣🤣🤣

regina red

LMFAOOO that roar just set me up for a late night I literally woke up my baby laughing that was diabolical 😭😭

Tahlia Storrie

The way they ignored the part describing Leo’s as “theatrical” and then Frank starts swinging his shoulders around roaring like a horny lion is crazy

Tahlia Storrie

You might even say it commanded you to wake up

Jade McGrane

Ant’s “I can’t google porn” so early took me out

Melissa

What happened?? I’m here after they fixed it lol

David

This is so niche but Frankies “roar” sounds like Scooby doo screaming in the live action version 😂 I had to stop making dinner because I couldn’t stop laughing

Faith

Dude those roars just took me tf out 🤣🤣🤣💀

Angela

I fell asleep watching this (was super tired not bored) and was woken up by Frankies roar

Heather Britton

Joey’s giggle gives me life. Excellent roar Frank lol

Erin Deeyung

Dying at the ending 😂😂😂

Anthony

Yo!!! The best ending ever😂😂 I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂

Richelle Brooks

OMG i have not laughed that hard in a long time !! the last 10 min was so funny !! that alone was worth the $10 monthly fee lol and i just signed up today! lol

AdrianaLily

I found your outro Joe-“and as always, we’ll see you next time on. .” Frank-“DA BASEMENT YARD!” He can try different variations and pick the funnest one

annie

frank giving joe a hard time for purposely killing a lightning bug but has talked about feeling a bugs soul leave its body when he crushes it 😭

Amanda westfall

Ommmg the ended with the roar was absolutely the best!!! I never laughed so hard in my life I had tears rolling down 🤣🤣🤣

Jeska

Of course Frankie wants to completely destroy all of a species that he will literally never see in person in his life.. just because he doesn’t like the way they look 🤣🤣

kayla boyd

need joe and frank to make a letterboxd I must know their top four etc etc

jess

We need a camera on ant

Rachael Domino

The end was an involuntary ab workout. I watched 5 times 😂

Nat

wait til they hear the angler fish was only 6 inches 😭😭😭

Nat

“Reading Our Birth Charts” Apr 22, 2022 !! :)

Kelsey L Proffitt

Having ant now to google all the insane questions means everything to me

Sim Uppal

If y'all want another unsettling movie - watch 'Tusk', you'll hate it

Delaney Hickman

As a 6th grade teacher who is just started the Ancient Greece unit today and the Trojan horse was the lesson today, I’m cackling!!!!😂😂

Kaysie

😂😂 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Poor Ant being the sympathy gag scapegoat.

Emma

I literally am in pain from the roar

Monique Roussel

Full hyena!!!

Sydney Handy

i CANNOT watch this shit at work OH MY GOD

Julie Yalda

the Mesopotamian people are the modern day assyrians that (Frankie you were right) are from the regions of Iraq syria iran and turkey :) slay Frankie our smart king

Lylo Pamphile

I have never laughed this fucking hard!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Justin Sill

The height of just too muchery

Cait Elizabeth

Was his second scream just him trying to talk in his Scottish accent?! I’m crying 😂😂

Shaeleen Power

Or the end of Jurassic park with the trex loll

Tori Jimenez

Joey: show us your roar Frankie: ahaaaahhhh 👹👹 I’m in tears! 😂😂

Osmari Rosario

I’m so glad they fixed the audio because wtffff was that ending lmao

Jordan DeAnn

The way I watched the whole video hoping we would circle back to Joe’s reaction to sad anglerfish comments and we never came back 😂

Ashley Kizlyk

And joe a pisces? He wonders why everything makes him cry

Ben

He was. I swear!

Ashley Kizlyk

Stop

Ashley Kizlyk

It's always the year of our Lord! The calendar follows the AD (after death) of Jesus, so this is the 2025th year of our lord

Ashley Kizlyk

I need to see someone put Frankie's face and roar into that production company lion intro

Ashley Kizlyk

Watching you two become astrology girlies is everything to me. Do a chart read for a Patreon episode!!

Ashley Kizlyk

The addition of Ant brings Joe and Frankie together in collaborative bullying

pagey.plzz

Holy fuck I kept trying to pause the video after the 2nd roar, but I couldn't see thru the tears, ended up accidentally skipping to ants sympathy gag😭 I had to take my earbud out because I was getting light headed. That was 20 minutes ago. Fucking hellllll man

Mariela Guzman

I almost crashed my car from the tears in my eyes 😂😂😂

Don Luis

My stomach hurts from that roar 🤣

Allie Faszczewski

Regarding The Substance - I left the theater saying "I'm sure some weird French fuck made this movie"...looked it up and lo and behold haha. LOVED it though

Austin

Had to try so hard not to fucking lose it at work at that ending 😂

Kadie Kaae

Ok that roar was so fucking funny 😂😂😂 I have not laughed that hard in a long time!

Emily Sandel

I don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard

Andy

Frankie wants to kill fish for being ugly

Nya

ant giggling in the mic has me dying

Alex

The roar nearly killed me 😂

Casey

Poor Ant

Janna

I thought I was only one that hated the new studio audio. SO glad they fixed it

Alexandria Lombardi

I’m wheeze-laughing right now 😂😂💀💀😭😭

Alexandria Lombardi

The roars are SENDING me LMFAOOOOO

Laura

"Non whatever" instead of "non whatsoever" KILLED ME

Mr. Anderson

The substance was honestly not that great

Liz Brinkmoeller

I. Am. CRYING. ☠️☠️☠️

Jen Pisaniello

Ok. Watching this 1000 times because that roar is an instant BY classic moment. CRYING. LOL. If anyone needs to get directly to THE roar, go to 1:07:08. Tears LMFAO

Lisa Pisaniello

Omg INCREDIBLE ending. I can't stop laughing. Oh Frankie - never change. lmaooooo

Britnee

i watched the last 10 min of this 5 times laughing so hard im crying actual tears hahahahha

CDC- Burnout77

Am I tripping or does literally every year people say it's the fucking "year of our lord" 😂

Joseph Villa

I would want to see your guys’s take on the movie under the Silver Lakes with Andrew Garfield

Sarah Valencia

Wait till they find out about the 🔥 musical about The Odyssey

Maliyah Price

Actual tears at work bc of that ending rn 🤣

Nicole

Omg I just got to the roars 😂😂😂😂

Mollie Cochran

I’m in TEARS at work because of the last 10 minutes of this episode 😭

Nicole

Ant’s “that sucks” was amazing 😂😂

the void

this felt like one of them og episodes BLESSSSS

Sofia Reumert

Someone PLEASE put together the BASEMENEYAH and the roar to a nice BASEMENERAAAAAH! 😂

Gabriela N. Candelario

MY BIRTHDAY IS ALSO JULY 30TH AND I FACETIME MY FRIENDS AT 12:01 REMIND THEM IS MY BIRTHDAY HAHAHAHA

Nichole 1991

I never laughed so hard. i'm crying lmao

Shelby Clark

Alright do me a favor? Get on TikTok… search Booktok growl…. We’ll revisit this whole roaring thing. Cuz THAT? Was pitiful 😂😂😂😂

Ben

Chris brown was on that super sweet 16

Chelsey Freymuth

I replayed that roar about 6 times and by the end of it I was wheezing so hard I started gagging like Ant. Talk about full circle 😅

Marissa

I’m literally crying laughing at the end

Erika Wilson

Laughed so hard at franks first roar I woke up my 4 month old

Reagan Keck

The roaring 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kayleigh Doran

petition to get Ant a camera PLEASE

Tiffany

😭😭 the roar. I can’t breatheeeeee

Kim Guzman

The way I cried laugh!!!

Sarah Laird

The roar at the end took me out lmfao 💀

Nicole Cooney

I cry laughing every time they make Ant gag like in the sour video

Sam V

I wasn’t ready for the first roar. 🤣🤣 then the mock made it better. I spit my drink out. 🤣 when joe has to put his mic down to laugh you know it wont stop. 🤣Oh no not Ant gagging in the background. 🤣🤣🤣 ah man.

Allie Joy Zangeneh

Little sass at the end of the roar lmaoo

sydnasty

I have not cry laughed in a long while but the roaring sent me to the moon

Cassie Braun

I had the same thought 😂😂

Troy Ivey

If the basement yard ever falls they can always start another called frogs and toads 😂

Allison Wilson

Alright.. who shit my pants laughing?

Megan Jefferson

I have never laughed harder than the last few mins of this episode 🤣

Emily Lascelle

frank being a leo makes SO much sense

hind

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER AT A TBY MOMENT MORE THAN THAT ROAR MOMENT😭😭😭😭

grace

plssssss the roar is killing me

Vanessa Pineda

The roaring, the gagging 😂☠️

Caitlyn McIntosh

Omg so glad you guys fixed the audio the roaring is SENDING MEEEEEEE😭

Felipe Moretti

Hands down the best way to end the show 😂😂😂

Lisa Uselman

The last five minutes were the best five minutes of my life 🤣🤣🤣

Emily K Mannix

the roar.... my god

Kate Cornett

why did the roar sound scottish LOL

Ola Nowak

I’m CRYING at Frank’s roar wtf 😭😭

Orlando Morton

This is the content I paid for lmao

abby

i don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard in my life 😂😂 that roar really took me out 😂

Chelsea

the last ten minutes holy cow haha

Michael Eenhuis

Joe needs to watch Inside Out 1 and 2!

Alyssa

I’m never forgetting this episode 😭😭😭

Halley Plata

It blows my mind frankie use to have a SLICK BACKED man bun 🤭😂🤣

Charlotte Capon

So glad we got the audio back for that ending 😂😂😂

Haley Quintiliano

So glad we got the sound back to hear Franks roar

Aviva Cousley

that last roar SENT MEEEEEE SO BAD LMAOOOO

lex!

frank gagging and pointing at ant really got me HOLY FUCK

Bailey Raab

Watching this before going to work, as an archaeologist, sent me into a spiral.

Caitlin

I just happened to be rewatching ep # 383 so when the sound cut out I went back to finish that one, and Frankie was talking about retiring from grinding in that ep too 🤣 I know they retell stories but just thought that was quite the coincidence