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#491 - Joe's Birthday Episode

🕑 Added 2025-02-17 12:00:13 +0000 UTC
#491 - Joe's Birthday Episode

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Vitoria Costa

We need slam poetry back

Sharon Carroll

I believe the point of that bill was to basically troll the right. 😂 Because it’d be the only legislation specifically for men. If the right had proposed it, there’d be no exceptions for the lgbtq+ community ha

Sharon Carroll

The whole cordyceps conversation - you need to watch the last of us, cause that’s the premise! Frank even referenced the show on the Patreon episode cause Bella Ramsey is in it!

Kailee Haddock

How have neither of you had Baja blast?! That blows my mind

Emily Garcia

For Mexicans a mariachi band on your birthday is such a special gift 🙂‍↕️🥹😂

Elizabeth

Frank doing the clap at the end and the band starts playing up in the truss was incredible🤣👏🏻🔥

Emma Hermann

Blueberry Wine is very good but it’s a bad hangover

Miraeshi

I was not prepared for where the mariachis were going to be at the end

Gabby Santopolo

you forgot the part when she came out and screamed at montoya for cheating first and then she immediately turns around, starts crying and saying she wants montoya to go back home with her so they can be together like she wasn't JUST getting rabbit f'ed 💀😭

vanna marie

agreed!!

Victoria 🩷🫶🏻

finally some sex repercussions for men

Natalie

Agreed! Like come onnnn 😅

Natalie

I was literally like 🫣🫣🫣 come on guys the point is RIGHT THERE

TayMar93

A blaaaaaast from the past!!!

Joey Lehto

you’ve never had a baja blast😟

regina red

WAIT!! I'm catching up on this episode after the Vancouver show (😭) and the fact that they got mariachi for Joey makes me SO happy as a mexican lmfaooooo it made me homesick idk

Kristin Kirby

birth control has horrible side effects, like…every single one.

Jasai Holmes

Happy Birthday Joey !!

Skylar

If i ever go to a hokey pokey and hear that song… 😂

Emily

I have never smelled sex and people always talk about it and I feel like I'm missing a sense. To be clear, I've had sex.

Lizzy

the bill was introduced by two democrats, its not a serious bill but meant to demonstrate the ridiculousness of regulating women's bodies but not men's and the absurdity of making pregnancy entirely the responsibility of the woman.

Lex ☠️

YEAH ONE STATE AWAY AND YOU DIDNT COME HERE TO OHIO ON TOUR AND I WAS UNDER EVERY VIDEO YELLING AT YOU GUYS FOR IT

Farron

Respectfully, I need an Ant cam please 🙏🏻 hbd joe!

Iona

🚬 🚬🚬 ..Settle Down Kids....I've not heard that name in years....🚬🚬🚬🚬

Christine Hunter

Omg I am watching this after a few tokes and it’s amazing.

em

Thank you for mentioning it isn't for everyone/certain mental health conditions!! I absolutely cannot do that because of my specific mental illnesses but I know people with depression who have had great experiences!

em

I know they don't read comments but I HOPE they look at this: please do an updated Q&A 🙏

Lindsay

The end was PERFECTION!!

Jenna Smith

i know!! I did too, but my friend swears that nothing he did was because someone told him to do it!

S N

Damn fr? I always thought they be planning that shit out to make it dramatic

Kelsey

Yes mushrooms get you high, but micro dosing really helps with depression and anxiety. Many places will give small doses to people over the course of a few weeks and stop as it seems to almost reset the brain. I’ve done them at higher volumes and I feel VERY connected to nature and always wanted to be outside. It made me really think about all aspects of life and society and I realized I didn’t want to be apart of it, but I HAD to to survive. Sort of depressing but gave me a ton of amazing insight and I live more peacefully every day. It’s only great if in moderation. Certain individuals taking too much or with the very wrong mental health concern can actually lose themselves completely and can’t find their way back. It’s important to always consult a doctor if interested. Hope it helps!

Chelsey

Love that you brought back the phone on the wall! Hilarious

Sara

It’s already becoming handmaids take for woman …so only even to make ejack bill on the men 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

Jenna Smith

as someone who is friends with a reality tv star, it is def not staged

Nicole Taylor

The new studio is insane! Happy birthday Joey! Btw, 40 isn't so bad....

Ayleen Cordova

I love this episode

Sam

This is the best and funniest episode in a while, I was laughing the entire time

Anna

Right? Ant could have tried looking up a female perspective on it, maybe that would have helped in the conversation

Ruthy

Omg saaammme!! And Frankie was so proud too!! 🥹 I love them

Anna

Exactly, women are already punished for having sex without the intention to have a baby. This would force consequences for a man who conceives a baby without the intent to parent it.

Emily ward

The studio is huge

neda

frankie hating on the wobble is insane work

Dani Hand

the ohio thing is to make men more conscious about how women are treated about sex in the courts

Lauren Salas

Did Frankie pay or did he use the company card for the band?!! 😂😂❤️❤️❤️ they were amazing!!

Lauren Salas

Big birthday joeeeee!!! Hope it was a good one!! His face during the band 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Willow

lemonparty.org turns into this weird chatroom that looks like it was pulled from 2008. There are only three rooms available and one is locked with a passcode

Chelsea

Blueberry wine is top tier

Kimberly Carrillo

Ayyyyeeee happy birthday Joey! The joy the came across your face when the mariachi band came in 🙌🙌🇲🇽🇲🇽

Sammi Boyd

Joe and Frankie! My dad owns a winery and makes blueberry wine, peach wine, cranberry wine, jalapeño wine, strawberry wine, etc!!! We’d love to send you some to try on the show! His company is Boyd’s cardinal hollow winery! If you reach out directly tell him his daughter sent you! My email is Samantha.boyyd@gmail.com if you want to reach me that way too! We’d love to send you some!!’

Zakk Ross

It’s not that they’re two. They’re on their 2nd year. They phrased it poorly. If you turn 33 your brain usually goes “oh this is my 33rd year on this earth” but in reality you’re starting your 34th. It’s very much how we’re in 21st century but the year isn’t even 2100 yet

Mary

I live in ohio and this is the first i’m hearing of this 😂

Ximena Reyna

YESSS he got the mariachi treatment 😌

Chey Bonelli

Ant’s throat is always so… wet. 😬

Mariela Guzman

I love this episode that mariachi song my mom used to played for me on my birthday💕 happy birthday, Joe!

Lucas Kirby

The poem took me out lmao

Kels

the "oh you're actually 34 because you just completed your 33 year" argument makes me irrationally angry 😂😂😂 like you would not look at a one-year-old and go "you're actually 2 because you've completed a year" the logic is just not there 😂😂

Brittany Manning

Happy Birthday Joe!! 🎉🥳

Sim Uppal

Happy birthday Joe! Can't wait to see you guys this week :D

LimonPeppaSteppa

Right, I am sure they picked up on it eventually (would hope), can't imagine at least Becca didn't talk some sense into Frank haha

Millie

They’ve beeeen controlling where semen is going and what happens with it !! But Only on the Female side. .Now seems they want to include this for Males. Kinda Nice. I’m sure a good change will come after this. 🥹😆 Love You Guysss! 🎉🫶🏽

Millie

I was like “ Hellloooo !! guyysss!! They’re trying to INCLUDE controlling you TOO now. “. If anything , Suuuure let the entire Nation do this. (The They’ll Notice How Fd Up it Is )

LimonPeppaSteppa

Happy bday Joe. Will say it was kind of a yikes that they didn't catch the irony in the ridiculousness of the law and realize that's how laws against women have been for the longest of times. Unfortunate they went "straight to oh, us men can't j off that's stupid"

MamiitaG

Happy birthday big CEO Joe 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

Elizabeth Beason

Happy birthday Joe!

Jessica Rojas

A mariachi on your bday is the highest of the highest honors ever!!! 🥰 happy bday joe!!!

Bianca

Happy birthday Joe 🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂

Ayla Lopez

Frank and Joe please look up why the bill was introduced 😭

Heather

Happy Birthday!!! 🎂

Sydney

I was sure Frank was gonna clock it and he never did :(

Julieta Sanchez

This episode started so awesome !! Happy Birthday Joe !

Chloe

I’m so sorry for our Vancouver rain on your birthday

Celine Universe

Happy birthday Joe!!!!!🥳

Meghan Mcculloh

Joe’s face at the end after frankie claps 👌🏻

Rose Lemieux

The greatest fucking episode EVER 😂 absolute masterpiece fellas. Bravo. 10/10 no notes.

Jaeden Ellis

It’s my bday today!!

NDU Drizlly

Big Birtday Joe!

Kelsey Alysse

You guys are literally what I look forward to every week 🥹

Danielle Adams

it makes me beyond excited to hear frank still using the three time slam poetry champ bit. I was literally told not to bring the sign and I was so scared it wouldn't land with them. I can't stop smiling. you guys make my day every day.

Charmayne Merrill

My mom can do that whistle and I’ve tried to do it my entire life!!!

Jessica Hendricks

Frank: “if I ever go to a HOKEY POKEY” and I hear that song..” So surprised nobody caught that 😭😆

Leah Murphy

I wanted to scroll before I pointed out this too. Lol. 💜👏🏽💜 good job you! I agree.

Alicia Ferguson

Happy Birthday Joe!!!

Creese.tee.nah

My Mexican parents had me play the begining of this episode for them multiple times. i love it 🇲🇽

Annacas

Ok, I think you need a mariachi band to do the sign-off every week now 🥳🎺

Myranda

Them not catching the hypocrisy of the bill in Ohio actually surprised me. Like the point was to be as ridiculous as laws are governing women’s bodies

Renata Contreras

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVED THE MARIACHIS, MEXICO LOVES YOU

breanna boothe

happy birthday!!! where is the annual slam poetry?

Raziel Norwood

Best. Episode. Ever!!! Happy Birthday Joe!! Love you

Lexie Alvarez

As a Mexican I was very confused like … Y’all don’t normally have mariachis for your birthday ? 🤔😂

Brianna Hernandez

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE I LOVE U

Lisa Pisaniello

Man, now if any birthday doesn’t have a mariachi band, is it even a birthday celebration? Great gift Frank! Happy Birthday Joe!! Turned 40 last year- its not so bad lol you’ve got PLENTY of time to enjoy your 30s. Oh and Handmaids Tale shit is right … too bad the focus is so so much on what women do.. good on Ohio for pointing out the sheer ridiculousness of it all.

Lauryn

The implication that the mariachi listened to this entire episode is killing me😭😭

Princess Ns

I wanna see more of the studio!!!!

Jen Pisaniello

The mariachi band was fantastic! Separately, isn’t it absurd to want to police men’s sexual freedoms? Almost like how people love to be all in women’s business….. Happy Birthday Joe!

MamiitaG

Was that a birthday poem or a diss track 😆😆😆

B

The mariachis are such a BEAUTIFUL gift. Joey you’re so loved. Happy Birthday!! 🥹❤️

Taylor Ashford

So since Omaha steaks is now one of your sponsors you guys gonna do a show in Omaha? I feel like it’s only fair.

Zakk Ross

The bts of the Stu was so strange!

Kendal Subia

Y’all were so close to the point on that bill lol guys, it’s basically a joke to point out how hypocritical it is for there to be so many bills about what women can do with their bodies

Adriana Harris

As a Mexican I LOVED the mariachis 🤍 what a beautiful gift! As a Mexican Girl- I’m jealous that Joey lived my dream of being serenaded by Mariachis before I did 😂😂😂

Erik Vandever

"I'm racking up a bill" hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesse McCombs

Cotton eyed joe is about STDs guys, not everything is racist🤣

Kealohilani

im actually genuinely surprised the guys didn't get that the bill is supposed to show how wild it is that the current bills control women's bodies the same as how this proposed bill could control mens. like the point smacked them right in the face to the point where frankie said "this is handmaid tale shit" and they still didn't connect the dots LOL. it's hard out there for straight men.

Alexandria Walker

The double mariachi was phenomenal!!

Katie Robinson

I loved that they just played the boys off! That ending was great!

Nicole

One of the best episodes to date 😂😂

Christina Ayres

While I’m here though: Dr. Louvakis in Central Ohio is the absolute best if you are a woman looking to prevent pregnancy. She did my bilateral salpingectomy when I was 26 y/o with very few hoops to jump through. Stay safe, everyone 💗

Katie Robinson

Love that Frank is like “this is some handmaids tale type shit”…yeah dude lol part of it is to make the point that we need hold men accountable for their part in the whole making a baby thing. It’ll never get passed to be enforced in any way.

Christina Ayres

Shout-out from Columbus, Ohio! That bill is being brought forth to prove that conservatives have no problem policing women’s bodies but would find it outrageous to do the same to men; so it will never pass.

Allana Polinske

SAME! 😂😂😂

Leslie Martinez

I love ant and his lil songs at the end of the vids <333

Joehoejoe

Happy birthday! Is it just me or does joes side profile look like Wallace😂

Ruthy

This will forever be one of my favorite episodes. The mariachi being above them had me dying!! Also I love how much Frankie was enjoying himself 🥳🥳

Sarah H

My dad had a weed whistle. If we heard it, we knew it was time to smoke 😂😂

Skye

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!!!!

Sarah H

Absolutely incredible! Favorite birthday episode yet ❤️ 🎂

Yassmine

Definitely best episode ever😂💜

Kayla Hedzik

I LOST IT at the mariachi band. Happy birthday Joey 🥳

Amanda Hayes

Here is my opinion on the Ohio Bill. No one actually thinks this will pass. The purpose is to show men how ridiculous it is for the government to control men’s bodies in an attempt to demonstrate what is happening with women right now.

Anally Campos

Maury show reposting and commending the camera man running after the guy 💀

Conner-Jeré

Is it just me or does Frankie sound like Marge Simpson when he does the high pitch voice? 🤣🤣

Babby Bertie

I’m so used to the thumbnail being photoshopped that I didn’t think twice about the mariachi band and I was still fully surprised when they came out 😂

biddies hate nate

Me too I thought it was tripping at first but it was actually pretty cool😂

Alexandria Waroway

Omg I started cryinggg when the mariachis came out! So beautiful and meaningful Frankie!

Rueben

I switched to the video after i heard it😂

Yassmine

As a Mexican, the mariachis were a beautiful gift frank!🥹💜🇲🇽

Cammy

probably my favorite episode ever

Zoe McIntyre

Frank needs to do surprises every week

Vanessa Pineda

As a Central American big fan of the bday mariachis this episode.

Reagan Keck

Happy birthday Joe! Lmaooo the mariachi band

Tory Dixon

Fr they were so confused and I was like… you should be on a watchlist for not knowing this song , a classic

Tory Dixon

it would I’ve always thought I’d love to see them react. Not to say stuff like commentary, but just to strictly see their reactions 😂

Anna Banana

That whistle was INSANE 😂 I thought it was a firework!

Zulema O

I cried, it's lovely to see a huge part of my culture being appreciated 🥰

Anally Campos

I thought the mariachi was added in digitally after !!! I love this! Happy bday Joe!

Chelsie Morrison

joeys face immediately dropping when he heard it 😂💀

Kimberly

That Ohio law, policing men’s bodies, gives a ton of power to women. What a thought 🤔 “my body, my choice” all of a sudden means something?

Eleanor Bland

had to switch to the video version once the band walked in😂

Connor Macy

I’m gonna need a link to that hat Frank

Kasey Richards

Love to all, but Frankie’s comment about the bill becoming ‘real’ Handmaid’s Tale both makes the point and misses it at the same time. 😂 The whole idea is to highlight the hypocrisy of legislating women’s bodies—yet people only start paying attention when it affects men’s bodies. 🙄

Tia Profitt

the grey is absolutely the best! I don't if the lights are different, but this new studio really highlights the grey hair joey, and it is LOVE

Amy

The poem. I can’t. 🤣😭

Kerry Cortes

Loved the “behind the scenes” view we got for a second as the mariachi band walked in!

Elisa Michelle

Montreal mention !!! Yet we never got a show here 😪

Ryan B

I can only imagine audio listeners like, “…..what the f*ck?” 😭 🎸

Susan ortega

Feliz Cumpleanos Jose!!!

Susan ortega

Can we please have a video of how each dude helps on the show? Like what everyone does? I think it’d be cool to get to know who’s behind the scenes!

Korrie Mondoux

Such a fantastic episode

Mr. Anderson

Prank Frank droppin’ bars 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Emily Wilson

The band member just putting his hand out to Joe killed me 😭

Sarah Laird

Happy early Bithday Joe. I love the band!!🎉🎊🎈

Jack Schufreider

A Patreon episode of just Joe and Frank reacting to a horrible reality show would be an amazing episode

Eden

Happy bday Joe ☺️🎊

Katie O’Keefe

I was also thinking abortions. Like trying to curb it by slapping the guys with fines to try and reduce the amount of people with unwanted pregnancies. Wild law nonetheless

Ariana Krieser

Mariachi AND Francisco in one episode is a great start to the week 👏👏

Amy M

Happy Birthday Joe! I’m past 40 and I’m still alive and kicking, so don’t be to hard on yourself.

Paul

Love that they faded out with the band at the end rather than the normal sign off.

Brodo

The Caraway ad link doesn't work...thought someone should know haha.

Neo

whenever frank was talking about the ymca song it sounded like he almost said "that song was taken from us NORMAL ppl and giving to the gays" 😭

Blayne Griffin

God I love mariachi bands

Irafadhila Ahmad

happy birthday joeee!!! wasn’t feeling good but after watching this, instantly cheered me up!!🤍

Elizabeth Young

ayeee happy birthday joe i love the mariachi 🥹🥹🥹

Mystique

I’m so weak at the poem 😂

Alexandria Trejo

I think this might be a new fav ahahahahahah

Heather Fricke

Joe better do SOMETHING for Frankies bday episode this year after this 😂

Tristan Adams

I think the Ohio thing would mostly be for 🌽?

Amber Frost

me in ohio NOT being 10 states away from

Mila Johnson

NOO yall were so close to listening to boot scootin boogie!! It’s such a good country song my papaws favourite

Fawn

8 min into this episode and I’ve laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe more than once. “And got paid in saxophones?!” took me outtt. Happy Monday, basement buds. 🎷🎷🎷

Miah Whitmore

Today is my birthday 🥰

Danielle S

Ant’s outros FOREVER ❤️❤️

Heather Fricke

The Mariachi band lmaooooooo

Amanda B

Omg the mariachi band killed me 😂 happy early birthday Joe!!

Sarah Feeser

I love that even in his own studio he can still be surprised. Happy birthday Joe!

Rebekah Elderfield

I thought the band were PHOTOSHOPPED into the thumbnail 🤣🤣🤣

Sarah Kent

7am mariachi band is a wild way to start the day

Heather M

The look on Joe's face was PRICELESS!!!!

Kat Mena

omg joe’s bday is 2 days after mine

Shaye The Ghaye

We're so back

Kiara

hello hello can’t wait to watch this

Gio Thagodd

second wsg yall

Alex

Happy Monday everyone


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