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AUDIO: My Near Death Experience!

🕑 Added 2024-07-08 10:59:00 +0000 UTC

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MacKenzie Purdon

The way I’m laughing out loud in the middle of a small busy gym lol “Rattle around your pipes a little bit”

denise

hi im selling 2 tickets for the LA 8/1 show if anybody's interested!

Veronica G

I hate coffee, hate the smell, hate the taste, and it triggers my migraines, so I’m glad I don’t like it

Brittney

Make me an offer! I just don’t want an empty seat in third row lol

Simen Udnes

Gee whiz

Genevieve Dodson

How much?

Beck

Then unsubscribe tf

Kacie Reynolds

bonesaw is a brewery in south jersey. yall should visit when you’re in AC bc it’s an actual place and not a restaurant LOL

Brittney

I HAVE AN EXTRA THIRD ROW TICKET FOR CHICAGO! SOMEONE PLS BUY IT OFF ME

Dennis Hall Jr.

“If you put a fence on a window, is it a shutter ?” .. I’m pissed this is a real question I need a answer to 😭

Clara

I’m from Finland and I have never heard ‘our’ euphemism lmao

Mads

Anyone interested in 2 tickets to the 2nd Atlantic City show? Circumstances changed and we can’t go anymore.

Hannah redd

Afrikaans is a language 😂😂

Drewski

The sketch thing already didn’t age well

jasminekazooie

The sketch comments hit so much harder in a good way after the last few days with him. Love the love he’s getting

Leanna Facemire

Brown rice is so much better than white rice.

Meaghan

Ducks in fact, cannot get rabies.

Kelsey Brunner

“BLOOD! NOW!” In Frankie’s German accent made me laugh out loud at work and people looked at me so THANKS 😂

Sami Estevez

Thank you, Jasmine! Patreon fam giving me some heat right now. 😅🫣😂

Lindsey Weaver

I think throwing shells at Texas Roadhouse is frowned upon now. Haven’t seen shells on the ground there since like 2005

Madison Wood

Can everyone please wear Cookie Monster pj pants to one of the shows 😂

Rachel Gomm

I work at dunkin and let me tell you I’ve had some fucked up drink orders. Someone got a medium ice 6 cream 6 sugar and 6 caramel and I stg I put not even an inch of coffee in the cup by the time I was done putting in all the bs 🤦🏻‍♀️ at that point just don’t drink coffee!!

Daniel Hatfield

lol no

Jessy King

Now they really need to get sketch on the show ❤️

Weslene

I saw a pickup truck with a hawk tuah girl sticker taking up majority of their rear window this morning… girly better copyright

Danielle Rapposelli

Guys. The Japanese one is about their flag 🤣🇯🇵

Meg Glenn

Maybe bc of affogato?

Coluski

Your crazy🤣

Coluski

Not sure if they want sketch on the show anymore🤣🤣

Jasmine

THANK YOU

Avery

Never heard of alfogato, why did I think it was a drink they made together when they were kids and just called it a mash up of they’re last names.

Tatum

Is Frankie trying to say his throat is the goat?

Avery

Shut up

Olivio peet

makes sense

Marcisthyname

I think its cause its the one for next monday the ones on friday dont have ads i believe

Faith

Not wanting to "Hawk Tuah" a 78yr old man is definitely not the "same thing" lol

Olivio peet

hey guys, is there a reason why you keeps the ads sections when uploading on patreon? if anybody knows 👋

Brandon C

Not at all lol you can dislike someone and still bang them. Or vice versa, not bang someone but still like them as a person.

Bek O’meara

same thing

Calvin

BLOOD. NOW.

Lewis Shorto

They’d be cancelled by the end of the week if he was on 😂

Stefani Pung

I like to call the abyss where you look for your car keys the Bermuda Triangle

Zack Samuels

THE RETURN OF LABORIOUS! My favorite running bit of the entire show, so glad to see it make a cameo appearance😃

Brandon C

Btw Hawk tuah girl did not say she didn’t like trump. She said she wouldn’t give him a Hawk Tuah. So many ppl misunderstood that entire comment she made lol

Daniel Robinson

Arby’s is filing chapter 11 bankruptcy JOE NEEDS TO TRY IT BEFORE ITS GONE FOREVER.

Sami Estevez

Frankie constantly jumping at every opportunity to paint Joe as a tyrant, misogynist, racist, etc is completely exhausting. Can we retire this “bit” ? 😒🙄