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The Whitest Expressions Of All Time

🕑 Added 2023-09-29 11:00:05 +0000 UTC

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You’re cruisin for a bruisin

Miraeshi

Don’t forget the “oop let me just squeeze by ya here”

Emily

he's greek and Dominican

Home Alone 2 is the best movie

S J

wait is frankie hispanic or greek, cuz google be lying or something 😭

Summer Parker

British phrases: When leaving a room, everyone slaps their knees and says ‘right’. Another room leaving phrase, ‘gotta love you and leave you’.

“New Frank phrase unlocked” 🔓 take a shot. Every time he says the word “actively” in this episode. 😆

Not me literally saying “OK let’s blow this popsicle stand.” yesterday 😩 🤣

Alexis patnode

Also “brass tacks” means getting down to business and talking about the hard facts. That phrase is the dumbest one listed

Alexis patnode

DONT MISS GARBAGE DAY!! maggots are newborn flys! Mature flys will lay 75-150 eggs at a time, they can hatch in 7-24 hours and they can lay eggs everyday. Mostly in trash or places to feed. GROSS. I know this bc we just had hundreds of maggots in our trash bc we missed trash day and I wanted to know how they get there.

😂 I say that all the time when we are about to leave a party/get together.

BRO my husband said “blow this popsicle stand” this morning and I thought he was still sleep-talking because I had never heard that saying before. He’s not even white either😂😂

Brooke Smythers

Look what the cat dragged in

Kid standing in front of the TV “Ya make a better door than a window!”

Kristen Reime

My roommate consistently uses the phrase “jeez Louise” like she’s not 28 years old

J. Nicole

😂😂😂at frank telling Joe not to “brother” ppl w a mustache

Naomi Sarnstrom

I once saw a billboard that said "So many Dicks, so few Richards"

Jessica Higdon

My dad always said ‘you’re cruisin for a bruisin’ and ‘what do we live in a barn’ no matter what. Then my mom, when we were little would circle her finger in the air and if we weren’t in the car in 5 minutes she left without us 😂 My absolute favorite is ‘looks like we brought the people in’ or ‘we must’ve brought the party with us’ if there’s an insane amount of people behind us after there being no line at all.

MacK

Okay but is that sweater the same one Max was wearing in the latest Santagato Studios video 👀👀

wait i remember frank telling the subway story with his dad intervening on an episode of the pod before lol

Home alone 2 >>>>>

Leah Murphy

“Oh Mylanta!”

Rachael Patton

I also say “they’re a hoot” way more frequently than I would like to admit. 🤣

Rachael Patton

My husband always says when leaving somewhere, “let’s make like a tree and leaf….” Literally every. Single. Time. 😒

I strongly agree Home Alone 2 is better.. matter of fact, it's my favorite Christmas movie 😌

Shelby Michelle

“Let’s make like a tree and leaf” “Bless your heart” “Not the sharpest tool in the shed”

“You’re skating on thin ice”

Wed -Lena

The most Italian thing about joe is that he uses his hands a lot

Jay

Idk frank “keep on keeping on” is pretty white

Jenny Coupe

As a Brit it is so funny to hear Joe try to describe the great British bake off and also his descriptions of the presenters are spot on

01010101

quicksand is definitely a thing frank lol

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Caleb Shows

30k patrons brings the dads on

Another day in paradise

Diana

“I was born at night, but not last night”

Stacy Wells

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