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🕑 Added 2022-01-28 19:04:17 +0000 UTC
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Nathan Mabry

So who won?

Travis Ridenour

Not Alone. Because then I'll know I won't be playing Alone.

James Marshall

Universal Rule

Gary Pressler

Good ol' Sky Galleons of Mars, but skip the supporting fiction, which they would certainly find racist. (After seeing Brandon's answer of Leaving Earth, that would be my real answer -- great choice!) I fear them suggesting a game of Marsiforming Terra... but I'd still try it!

Lucas Hoots

Gloomhaven. I just want to play it some more.

Kyle M

Skull and Roses, I want to see how good they are at lying.

Leigh Ann Kimes

Tiny Epic Galaxies

Robin Keller

Probably Liberation, so I could judge their abilty to hide from us and fight back once we finally become an intergalactic superpower :D

AUDREY ALBARRAN

Galaxy trucker

J. Brandon Massengill

Leaving Earth - the game is mostly math (theoretically it would be a universal constant, but would probably have to explain our base 10 number system) and could serve as an explainer of our attempts to explore space.

James

I once created a monopoly type game with a friend called Xerxes Valley. It had credit card companies, electric companies, building companies, taxi companies, water companies, and more. While never released, I’d play it for nostalgia stake.

David Regele

Under Falling Skies

Natasha Richards

The captain is dead

David Dumond-Shaw

Hey that's my fish. I'd play that with anyone willing.

Sean McGurr

Sprawlopolis to warn them what could happen if they don’t plan well.

Abagail Yanco

Welcome To...! Maybe they will come out with a Martian expansion before their arrival!

Mike Berg

Regular chess. Then they can teach me Martian Chess.

Eric Hudson

Sadly, all the witty answers are taken. So I guess I’ll say Dune Imperium since it’s the newest one I’ve been playing

Ricky Andrade

Terraforming Mars. Who can inhabit Mars first... considering they aren't already on Mars haha

Steven Bloom

Tiny epic galaxies. It was the game that brought me into the hobby.

Dan woodward

King of Tokyo

Kendra Bernard

I would teach him borg., and yhen give it to him. This way he can play alien games on his own, and teach his alien kind the joys of simple games. I of course would have to go buy another copy because i love blorg in the midwest (i think thats the correct title).

Uwe Kripp

Merchant of Venus

temp_anon

Sid Meier’s Civilization

The_Syndicate_1013

Decrypto in order to decipher their language so they can't pull a fast one on us (See The Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man")

OhHaiMe

First Contact seems thematically appropriate for the occasion.

Hackareatech

First Martians, maybe they can answer the question, is it good or not?

Nathan Mabry

Eclipse: Second Dawn for the Galaxy! I would go for diplomatic relations very early on lol

Vince Tagle

Mission to Planet Hexx!

Brandon Widener

I’d want to play terraforming mars with a Martian, maybe they could give us some tips haha

Wes Urschel

Xcom, the boardgame, with the Martian as the commander.

Erik Vickers

"...and then, we held hands." Or really any non language based game, since I only took 9th grade Martian and can't remember much.

gretchen everson

farkle.

Erick

The Final Lightyear!

Norman Friis

That Time You Killed Me

Companion Crow and Wolfie

Twister?

Christopher Hearns

On the one hand, I do not want to insult anyone with our imperialistic projection onto martians with a game like Martian Fluxx. On the other hand, to erase their existence with something like Terraforming Mars also seems gauche. And in the end, this is such an opportunity to get to know someone, I think I would want to go with the Ungame.

DutLive

SpaceCorp

CK

Since the Martian would give me a chance to win Martian Chess, I would let him experience playing our very own Chess here on Earth.

Manuel Orozco

Twilight Imperium

Chris

Some kind of dexterity game.

Junkle

Root

Christopher Barnes

Uhh, maybe… “Doctor” …depending on the Martian, of course!

Ryan Selvaggio

Tiny Epic Galaxies plus Beyond the Black Expansion!

Brian W

On Mars?

Kevin Thomas

Diplomacy

Ashley Miller

Age of Steam on the Mars map

Daniel Kelsey-Wilkinson

Would take the opportunity to introduce them to Jaws the board game. Not the best ever, but Sharks are just awesome. Plus Mars surely wouldn't have many sharks roaming around.

WlcmHmSntrm

Spirit Island

b.evil.c

Terraforming Mars is the obvious choice I guess

Joel Huber

7 Wonders, and after I win, I’ll say “you’re the 8th wonder of my world.” Interplanetary peace achieved.

Bennet Rosenthal

Trivial Pursuit. Finally an opponent that I stand a chance of beating!

Jeff Delbert

Galaxy Trucker.

John Ricker

Through the Ages

Joe Zarate-Sanderlin

Anthelion!

Morgan Lindroos

Cribbage

Stefan

The Crew, since you aren't allowed to talk anyway, so the language barrier would be no problem. Plus, it fits thematically

Abadosa

Backgammon, because it just sounds a bit like "mattdamon" and he must be an idol up there.

Hank Heyming

Cockroach Poker. If they didn't understand humans before that game, would they understand them more or less after?

Patrick Fuller

I'd have to go with Terraforming Mars. Maybe they can share some of their secrets after. ;)

Jocelyn Painter

After watching Adam’s (No Rolls Barred) history video on The Ungame I think It could be the game I’d choose. I’ve never played it, but seems like a great game when trying to get to know someone new. Not sure if a competitive game with aliens is the safe way to go :)

Martín Borda

Definitely Terraforming Mars, and then would discuss with them how a Martiaforming Terra would be :P

yuu

Honestly I would pick something like red light/green light and see if Martians have their own variation

David Ritcheson

Scrabble. I'd wipe the floor with them, assuming they don't know any earth languages.

Alain Ducharme

The language barrier might be an issue. So either Magic Maze will be a completely frustrating experience... or it might be a communication breakthrough with our alien neighbor.

Photobeeguy

Dinosaur Island, just to go from prehistoric to futuristic

Ryan Kesler

There's a lot of thematically good choices to play with a Martian, but knowing me, I'd still try and convince them to play Baseball Highlights 2045.

David Holets

Risk because that is a good way to start an interplanetary incident.

Jameson Gagnepain

Terraforming Mars, obviously.

Arman Dowgiert

Catan!

Andrew Boyd

I'd play Go, just to find out how these martians think.

Alyn Carrahar

Escape the dark sector!

Aaron Hall

Terraforming Mars, figure out how "realistic" it would be in their perspective :)

Evan Meister

Martian Dice and Tiny Epic Galaxies.

David Mathers

Greg Costikyan’s Bug-Eyed Monsters!

Michael PN

Sprawlopolis and Argopolis with the UFO expansion card

Nathan Pelzel

I’d pick something you can play with minimal teaching and that works through a language barrier… I’d probably go with Mysterium. Plus, if they somehow got the idea that they’d be left with a planet full of ghosts if the wiped us out, that’d be okay too ;)

Brian Goad

Planet X! Let's see how smart they are.

Dino Buffetta

I would play Fallen Skies!

Nick

Galaxy Trucker because we need to start interstellar shipping between planets with plumping.

Tom Cottrell

Eclipse 2nd edition

Mike Thomas

Terraforming Mars!

Terrence M

Hmmm, if you played poker with a Martian, what would they offer for money? that might be interesting!

Jeremy Govier

Abandon all artichokes

Russell Martin

Last Frontier: The Vesuvius Incident because nothing says "We come in peace" like trying to shoot a bunch of aliens on a mostly abandoned space station. ;)

Isaiah Galaviz

One Night Ultimate Alien, of course!

Brian

Twilight Imperium

Cameron Williams

I would play Risk Legacy because imagine getting a Martian to sign your board.

Steve Hicks

I, for one, welcome our new Martian overlords. To that end, we'd need a retheme: Marsiforming Earth

Seth

Cosmic Run: Rapid Fire

Kellen Freeman

Since Race for the Galaxy is on my 10x10 this year, I’d probably say that one.

James Moore

Race for the Galaxy

John Buan

Nemesis!

Joe Kmiecik

Dune: Imperium

Matt Diephouse

The Crew

Brett Stanfill

I would lock them down for a long Starfinder campaign... And get them to host 😁

Andrew Lewis

Galaxy Trucker 🚀🚀🚀

Sergio Lopez

Firefly

Stephanie Jones

Secret Unknown Stuff: Escape from Dulce

Daniel Racke

Terraforming Mars would probably be rather rude, so… Twilight Imperium! Once you finish a game of that, establishing diplomatic relations would be a piece of cake.

Kyle Sykes

Terraforming Mars for sure!


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