KrisPNatz
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IM A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR OKAY
🕑 Added 2024-12-04 06:00:39 +0000 UTC--RECORD SCRATCH--
ITS YA BOI
THE MENACE WITH THE MIND CHANGING
THE BROKEN PROMISE QUING:
KRISPNOPE
so yes 2 videos are still coming out this month,
yes the sponsors for them are the same,
yes theyre releasing on the same dates,
no they are not at all the same video topics ROFLLLLLLL
~BORING STORY TIME~
As i began working on the Bible Black video I realized how much time i had to put these 2 videos together which made me decide to glance at the Yuri On Ice Effect document Id been compiling assorted notes on for years just to see how tedious it was going to be and after glancing at said doc i got major anxiety after realizing the timeline was way too short for what I would need to do for that video. I then decided to then change the topic to something simpler, goofier and that would require much less time to put together - ill list the new video topics at the end - so Yuri On Ice Effect is postponed AGAIN like Ice Adolescence. Change my name to KrisPMAPPZ cause at the rate im going im gunna CANCEL.
Then I said my prayers and anointed myself in the moldy, condemned basement of Bible Black over the weekend, recording my reactions to all 17 episodes - what a RIDE, I might be religious now. However as i gradually indoctrinated myself in the faith foretold within the pages of the Black Bible where I experienced back to back epiphanies (im so deadass) about the scope and topics I could cover in a video about this sacred text, I realized that in order to complete this holy mission so it could take on a final form I could proudly present to Kitami-sensei like a fresh osananajimi virgin with a weird side ponytail for a body transfer to summon Maou - i would also need a LOT more time (and research). So reading verses from Bible Black at Christmas Mass is CANCELLED (do it anyway, make it a tiktok challenge #NestorJesus) and the video is postponed likely for many months - but more on that later.
TLDR OH WOW I CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN LMFAOOOOO IM SORRRYYYY
New Video Topics
The Bible Black Video with a sponsorship from DLsite will now be "X Anime That Should Have Been BL Visual Novels". Ive discussed this concept before but its basically as the title suggests: I list anime that to me should have been BL visual novels based on whatever the fuck I say why LMAO. Will still go up on the 15th, I start working on it tomorrow.
The Yuri On Ice Effect Video with a sponsorship from Coolmic will now be "Upcoming Anime For BL Fans" where I list out all the anime coming next season, next year, the next few years and who fuckin knows when - that would appeal to BL fans. There will be BL anime, there will be BL VIBES, there will be FujoBait, there will be immense shippability, there will be sports, there will be male idols, there will be wild card options and there will be a patreon/channel members exclusive Anime To Avoid bonus list LMAOLMAO look out for the Directors Kut~
WHAT ABOUT THOSE TWO VIDEOS?
Yuri On Ice as i mentioned in the last update will be postponed to Pride. I will start working on it in May, might take half of may off to make sure I get the fucker done cause i really do want to get it done but *Adele voice* Hello? Its Me - the fuckin liar so who fuckin knows, throw me in the ditch with mappa and set us ABLAZE.
Bible Black video is technically "a third done" because I have watched and recorded and reacted to every episode. Im not kidding when i say this was an eye opening series and I dont just mean because i havent experienced this much back to back heinous noncon scenarios in quite a while LMFAO (a lot of it was kinda hot tho...). It really made me fuckin THINK about so much shit so I just need to let this shit Simmer like the Mahalia song featuring Burna Boy. Dont worry im not suddenly fully straight now, Im just Gay4Pay KIDDINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. I am debating when I will release the reactions because they do need to be edited (theyre ASMR after all) but it will either be on a whim, monthly leading up to the main video's release or daily until the video's release.
As for the video's planned release, the reality is I cant work on it any time soon. December is booked and busy publicly and privately in terms of content on youtube and patreon, January is also for a bit and then the rest of the month is prep for fujofeb25 followed by fujofeb25 being fujofeb25 and finally march I am squeezing in that "Shojo Girls Who Chose The Wrong Man" video because there's 2-3 Shojo Romance anime coming Winter 2025 and I want to make sure that video comes out for timing and relevance reasons. Im currently looking at an April 2025 release for Bible Black, plenty of time for me to make a pilgrimage to whatever arbitrary town the high school in the series is based on and break into the basement to summon Satan-sama so he can give me whatever the male equivalent of futanari is (its not omega organs is it? i dont want to be on Teen Mom: The Mpreg Generation).
Sorry for the changes AGAIN, getting back in the swing of things has been TEDIOUS but what else is new. Shipping Wars is apparently the only thing Im consistent with this year LMAO.
Comments
KrisPNatz
you have more faith than i do in MYSELF
KrisPNatz
LMFAO i have no idea what the DL stands for but DLsite is just an online doujinshi seller XD https://www.dlsite.com/bl/
MontyMist
Your text posts are so entertaining to read. I appreciate the way your voice shines through so easily. I have more faith in you then Mappa. I believe in you!
Mosqueeches
All that is fine, the only question I got is whatβs the sponsorship for a DL site?? Like what kind of βDLβ are we talking here?? π
