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[Naruto, New story!] Jiraiya's lucky day #1 (Jiraiya/Hinata)
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Summary: Jiraiya loves to flirt and get rejected by women, however, this one felt the same towards him and even accepted to be his girlfriend and now he doesn’t know what to do…Is this relationship going to last or is he going to ruin it just like he ruins everything in his life?
Pairing: Jiraiya/Hinata
All characters are eighteen or older
Chapter #1: A beautiful disaster.
“Jiraiya…Are you okay?” Asked a busty blonde woman with a concerned expression.
The man was suddenly startled by the presence of his long-time friend Tsunade, he was curled on the ground in the middle of the street which caused him to get reported by the pedestrians and close neighbors, the anbu received a report recently saying that a weirdo was acting strangely in this street.
After hearing the description of the culprit, Tsunade, Jiraiya’s best friend, and current Hokage decided to personally come to see if he wasn’t doing one of his stupid perverted things but she was surprised to find the man in this situation, he looked scared, this was the first time she saw him acting like this.
“I’ve done it Tsunade…It’s over for me,” Jiraiya said in a scared tone that only made Tsunade worry more than she already was.
Tsunade didn’t say anything, she moved slowly towards where her friend was hiding himself from the world, it was concerning to see him acting like that and not like a perverted monster as he usually acts, still, she decided to wait until he decided to speak on his own.
“Jiraiya…Why don’t we go somewhere else…I'm thinking about a more private place, what do you think?” Asked the blonde as she tried to get the man to stop embarrassing her and himself like this in front of the citizens of the village.
She was the Hokage, the leader of the village, someone like her shouldn’t be taking care of her friend who was acting like a weirdo indeed, and yet, here she was doing something she shouldn’t be doing.
“Sorry Tsunade-chan…I can’t, my life as a womanizer is over,” the man said with a defeated tone.
Tsunade just rolled her eyes, she was trying to help him and yet, he still thought so highly about himself.
“Not even someone as handsome as Naruto thinks about himself like that...But that’s not what I meant when I told you to come with me Jiraiya,” Tsunade couldn’t help but feel bad for her friend, even if he was a jerk sometimes, she didn't hate him. “You have never been a womanizer, all women reject you…Unless you mean you’re finally going to stop flirting with all women, that would make me very happy and it would make me feel less embarrassed about you!” Tsunade said happily as she guided her friend towards her office.
A few moments later and now they were back at the Hokage tower, they headed towards her office and she told everyone to leave them alone, she managed to get Jiraiya to sit in front of the desk and soon she took a seat behind the desk, however, a few minutes passed and Jiraiya was still in complete silence, Tsunade was really curious to know what thing has happened for him to act like this, he looked soulless and mindless and even if he was a complete pervert, she was starting to feel worried about him.
“Jiraiya…If you don’t tell me what you did, there’s no way I can do something to help you, sadly I can’t read minds, I wish I could but I can't!” Tsunade complained before she got back to signing the papers on her desk.
“I appreciate your help Tsunade…I’ll cherish you in my next life, don’t worry, I’ll speak greatly of you with god even though you’re an alcoholic gambler,” Jiraiya said in a defeated tone and Tsunade was on the verge of kicking him out for his insolence, but she was still concerned, he was acting too weird today. “Sadly, there’s nothing you can do to help me,” the white-haired man wanted to tell her what he did but he was worried she might hate him, well not just her but also Naruto and everyone who knew him.
“That’s something we’ll see once you tell me what you did…Come on, if you already feel like you've screwed up badly, then at least tell me what you did, and I'm asking you as your long-time friend,” Tsunade said to the white-haired man, she was too curious to let him go easily.
Jiraiya hesitated, he had done something very awful and now he didn’t know how to escape from the situation he got himself into, still, he decided to gulp before he looked at Tsunade with a concerned expression.
“Uh…Tsunade…Do you know Hinata Hyuuga?” Asked the white-haired man and Tsunade suddenly stopped everything she had been doing before she looked at him with a very serious expression.
“What did you do to her?” She asked with a soft smile on her face but Jiraiya knew she wasn't happy, the smile on her face was screaming murder, violence, mayhem, and many other brutal things.
“Wait, please hear me out before you kill me…I can at least swear to you that didn’t do the usual thing I do with all the women in my life,” Jiraiya explained in a concerned tone.
“Well, that’s great but I can’t see how that can be a bad thing, you should actually feel happy about yourself, you’ve been progressing,” the blonde was surprised by his change of attitude, she always thought he was going women like sexual objects for the rest of his life but maybe he was finally starting to see the light.
“Really?” He asked after realizing she was right but he quickly shoved those thoughts off, there was something more important he needed to discuss with her. “If only I had acted the same way I act when I see a beautiful woman, if only I had treated Hinata in the same way I treat all women I wouldn’t be in this situation,” Jiraiya added before sighing.
“Jiraiya, you know I’m not that good when it comes to guessing games, so, please tell me what you did so I can get back to my work,” Tsunade was getting annoyed and she was starting to regret bringing him here, being polite from time to time wouldn't hurt him.
“Well, you see, I was walking across Konoha like I do every morning but then, in the middle of the village’s park, I found someone sitting close to a pond, it was the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen and that was…Hinata Hyuga,” Jiraiya explained with a soft smile on his face.
He gained a little attention from Tsunade but she didn’t stop signing papers, she continued doing that while she listened to Jiraiya’s story.
“Even though she was crying, she looked like a goddess, instead of acting like my usual self, I decided to act like the mature man I sometimes am and politely asked her why she was crying,” Jiraiya explained.
“What did she tell you?” Tsunade asked with clear curiosity and Jiraiya was happy to see his friend being more interested in his story.
“It seems like her father wanted to arrange a marriage between her and the fire daimyo,” Jiraiya said with a shocked expression.
“What the…I know she’s already eighteen and political marriages are usually like that when it comes to age gaps but…It’s still shocking, the guy is in his late sixties,” Tsunade flinched at the thought of the fire daimyo not only he was old but he was annoying too.
“That’s what I told her, but it seems like her father sees no use for her other than using her for political gain, and then I said something stupid,” Jiraiya added and Tsunade stopped doing what she was doing.
“Come on, what did you say to her?” Tsunade stopped paying attention to the papers, she looked annoyed but she still signalized him to continue
“Well, I told her Hiashi would leave her alone if she were dating a strong ninja, but it seems like no one has confessed to her, it seems like Konoha is full of cowardly men, so, I suggested she should date me, after all, I'm older, strong, and my books sell well, I told that if she does that her father would leave her alone and I was expecting her to be shocked and angry about by my proposal,” Jiraiya explained and Tsunade raised a brow.
“Anyone would do that, I guess she hit you hard, being punched by someone so cute and innocent would've been humiliating but that’ll teach you a lesson,” Tsunade sighed, she felt worried the girl might've accepted.
“No, she didn’t do that, what she actually did was more shocking…She thought I was confessing my love to her and told me she had a crush on me ever since she saw me when me and Naruto came back after the five-year training trip!” Jiraiya confessed desperately.
Tsunade’s eyes opened wide, of all the things she expected to hear from him that was the last on her list, the pervert Jiraiya dating such a naive and cute woman, it was something unthinkable in her mind, but then she remembered when she was young, just like Hinata, she fell in love with older guys too back then, heck, she was in love with Sarutobi at some point during her youth and she cringed at the thought.
“Okay…That’s not too bad, you got yourself a girlfriend, congratulations I guess, you better not screw up this, or else Hiashi is going to kill you...Well, he was going to do that anyway!” Tsunade said before laughing.
“But Tsunade…I don’t love her, things weren’t supposed to turn out this way, she was supposed to be angry and hit me just for suggesting that, I didn't wake up today looking for a relationship, I swear!” Jiraiya said as if his life were in danger.
But then Tsunade’s aura changed, it suddenly became dark before she faced him, she was smiling and her eyes were closed but there was no hint of happiness in her right now only violent thoughts.
“You interrupted my work and were making a fool of yourself just because you got yourself a beautiful girlfriend…Don’t you see how selfish you're acting?” Asked Tsunade with a scary tone. “You and me…We’re both old and if I’m being honest with you I’m also seeing someone considerably younger than me, and he’s annoying, but I’m trying, you know?” Tsunade said with a genuine smile as she thought about a certain young man with whiskers on his face, blonde hair, and blue eyes.
“So what do I do now? I like her Tsunade but having a serious relationship is something new for me!” the white-haired man was completely desperate.
“You’re going to see the Hyuuga heiress and you’re going to make her happy…Who knows? Maybe this is your last chance to finally have a reason to stay here, you’ve been roaming around the world for too long, it’s time for you to think about retirement and all that, you’re an old man already but if she likes you and you like her, why don't you try to be happy with her?" Tsunade said before she showed him her tongue.
Jiraiya was going to tell her she was old too, but decided to not say that for safety reasons, he had better things to worry about, and soon, he decided to say goodbye to his old friend as he made his way back to his apartment.
“Good evening Jiraiya-san, I hope you don’t mind me coming to your place without asking,” a beautiful young woman with silver eyes and blue hair said as he opened the door.
She was wearing tight blue jeans and a tight white blouse under a red apron, Jiraiya was too focused on his new relationship with Hinata that he didn’t pay attention to her until she kissed his lips, it was a soft peck but it was enough to make Jiraiya come back to reality.
“Hinata…Not that I’m complaining, but what are you doing here?” Asked the older man with a confused expression.
“Well, now that I finally have a boyfriend I decided to come here to cook for you, I always wanted to do that for someone I like!” She said with a happy smile before she went back to the kitchen Jiraiya followed her soon he was surprised to see her moving around the kitchen like crazy.
“Uh…Hinata,” the older man started.
“Do you need something Jiraiya-san?” Asked the bluenette before she tried to reach for a box but it was in a very high place she wasn't able to reach.
Jiraiya quickly ran to help her get that box but then his eyes widened when he realized the position he was currently in, his crotch was practically glued to her ass and after realizing that, his cock got hard, she was going to surely hate him but that was probably the best thing that could happen.
