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We're BACK! Thank you all so much for being so patient, understanding, and supportive as always! We're fully replinished from our break and ready to rock, as you can see from this beautiful new page! Leslie was firing on all cylinders for this one! I think you'll like where this scene goes~
During our little break, we returned to our favorite comfort character, our sweet lil' guy who never did anything wrong - Jason Vorhees. We finally watched Freddy vs Jason, the last movie in the franchise that we had yet to watch. And I gotta tell ya... We did not like it. At all. There's a few cool shots in the movie, but god damn, it's also just such an ugly ass movie to look at. We're just not Freddy fans, and Freddy is far less appealing if all of his cool dreamscape shit is done in CG. Jason also wasn't particularly great in this movie, and the additions to his "lore" were just really stupid. The whole movie is just sort of stupid and not in a fun Part VI or even Jason X kind of way. And god, the victims in this movie... Definitely a product of the edgy 2000s.
And so, I can finally finish my ranking of the movies, in order of worst to best. And it goes...
12 - Reboot
11 - Freddy vs Jason
10 - Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
9 - Jason Goes to Hell
8 - Part V: A New Beginning
7 - Part VII: The New Blood
6 - Part 3(D)
5 - Part II
4 - Friday the 13th
3 - Jason X
2 - Part VI: Jason Lives
1 - Part IV: The Final Chapter
Leslie's is pretty much the same, except swap VI and IV.
Can't believe we became such diehard Jasonheads in the last year. We were never really horror fans, but now we want to go seek out a bunch of other iconic horror movies. Might do Scream next, and we really want to check out Hellraiser and Child's Play. We loved The Thing, didn't care much for Halloween or Freddy, but I know there's more great stuff out there. Though I think Jason just hits all of our buttons in a way that few other things can. Like, you all read Track 15, you know we love writing characters getting naked in the woods. You've got that, plus a big scary dude hiding behind a hockey mask with just barely enough characterization and backstory so that you can sort of imprint your own idea of what Jason is. The whole series is just a fascinating little production. Kinda want to seek out the Crystal Lake Memory books... and maybe write some sort of one-off Slipshine story about skinny-dipping hippies and their big mask-wearing friend.
That's all for now, though! See you on Monday! Let's hope Summer Games Fest is good!
Comments
Kam Kam
On the plus side, Freddy v Jason is still better than the reboot😂
Azarias Daniels
You guys will love the Chucky series. If I could I would gladly give you guys my Blu-ray box set.
Brad and Leslie Brown
I've seen some clips from the show and that's definitely peaked my interest in the series!
Brad and Leslie Brown
I have to admit, retro horror appeals to us more than modern horror, but we'll keep these recommendations in mind! Who knows, maybe this'll help us branch out a bit more?
Nicholas Franklin
You should definitely do Child's Play, there's an insane amount of queer coding in the movies, especially after 3. The show is also easy better than it ought to be.
StLOrca
In all fairness, I would do the same thing, Clover!
Brad and Leslie Brown
We just heard about it today in a youtube retrospective, actually! Definitely gonna check it out
A Guy
I absolutely love the Friday the 13th movies, but the irony is, they all kinda blur together to me, so I'd be hard pressed to really tell you a favorite. Still, the horror genre is stronger than it's ever been, with tons of great stuff coming out every year. My go-to recommendation is You're Next, which seems like it'll be a home invasion murder flick, but then goes BONKERS in the third act. Or! For something way older, and way cheesier, watch The Slumber Party Massacre. It was actually written as a satire of the standard horror flick, but not filmed as it? But really, that just primes you to watch Slumber Party Massacre II, which, again, is INSANE. And it also might be kind of a musical? Both flicks are also free to watch on Tubi, which is a primo source of cheesy movie schlock. So, y'know. Bonus. And, y'know, have fun drawing more butts!
ClassicFiggy
Have you guys watched Never Hike Alone? It's a Friday the 13th fan film on youtube but it's got one of the original actors and I just think it's very good, you should check it out!
Michael Butchin
Ha, ha! Clover, you naughty little stinker, you!
Master Tigress
I'm glad you guys are feeling better, I would love to hear your reviews for other horror franchises :D Also once again Clover and Coral my beloved + god damn she got cheeks for days
Nellie B
Who else but Clover?
JT
If you can get a hold of the special features the alternate Freddy wins ending is probably a better ending even if you aren't a fan of Freddy. That being said the most confusing part of this list for me is the fact that you put Jason goes to space as number three. Also this page makes me realize that while I am physically basically Steg personality wise align much more with clover.
Andrea Andrew
She says they’re in public, but she still chose to skip on underwear.
