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A change in management
🕑 Added 2022-08-18 01:49:36 +0000 UTC
Mr. House seems like the perfect leader, you know? No-nonsense. Can predict atomic war and damn near stop it from happening to Nevada, of all places.
As Paulie put a fist through Daisy suit's Face so hard that the last thing to cross Benny's mind was his teeth, Paulie thought to himself, what do I really need with some old fuck who can't even leave his house? For all I know, Paulie thought, he could be so fat he'd have to be lifted out of there by crane.
Then, as if some far of future wish was being granted, Paulie finds Yes Man in Benny's gimp dungeon. We learn about what Benny was attempting to do, which is to use Yes Man to replace house as the person in control of the securitrons. We could pick up where he left off. All we need to do is kill one old, feeble man.
Mr. House made one last feeble attempt to convince us that we were making a mistake, but you know Paulie. If he ain't got a leash on, he's gonna run wild.
We upload out friend, Yes man into the mainframe to replace house, and he shows us all the new power that has been granted to our securitrons. Turns out that if House had gotten this chip one days earlier, Nevada would've likely escaped nuclear annihilation almost completely.
But then Yes Man sends out an obituary, and for some reason, felt the need to piss all up in Paulies cheerios.
Good thing it was all a dream, lol.
The kids are heading back to school tomorrow, which we're all nervous for, but I am excited to be able to work in the mornings and start having a normal work schedule.
Sweet Dreams,
Paulie
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I can always read these in your voice
