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Evil Santa - Interactive post
🕑 Added 2021-12-23 13:22:47 +0000 UTCHi mate! I'm Santa. What do you mean, no I'm not? Oh, right. I guess you didn't picture Santa crashing down your chimney piss drunk and smelling like cheap booze and cigars. Well, maybe. You see, my brother, Santa, had an...accident. For some reason, he trapped me in the basement for the past hundreds of years, forbidding me to ever try to contact humans. But now he's not here to stop me anymore, now is my time to shine.
Christmas Eve is tomorrow. You want a present for Santa? Or maybe you didn't find one yet for one of your loved ones and you're starting to panic? No worries, all you have to do is to post below and tell me what you want for Christmas, and I'll give it to you immediately.
Just know this. The presents I manufacture are usually more than they seem. But if you think you're too old to believe in evil Santa giving cursed presents, just make your wish. So what will it be? Something for you? For your wife/husband? Your kids or your parents? You decide below.
