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Hostel
🕑 Added 2024-09-25 17:12:52 +0000 UTC"Well, isn't this funny, eh? You spent the whole weekend with that sour face, complaining about everything, as if this place were the worst thing that ever happened to you, when, as the owner of this rural hostel, I did everything in my power to make you comfortable. And now, with your lousy review, you’ve really pissed me off like no one has in years, and while I’m teaching you a lesson, it turns out you can’t stop laughing. Oh, the irony!
Now listen carefully, you ungrateful little brat: the first thing you're going to do when I let you out of there… in a good while, is grab your phone and change that lousy review you left me. I want to see five stars shining on my page, five! And I want a good comment, something like, ‘the best rural experience of my life, the owner is charming, and I couldn’t stop laughing.’ Because otherwise… well, you of all people know how this social media thing works. It won’t take me long to upload the video I’m recording right now to the internet and share it with all your contacts. Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, all of them!, I’m sure this will go viral in no time. So, it’s up to you. Five stars, we forget the whole thing, and this stays our little secret? Or… do we let everyone see how much fun you’re having with the goats?"
Cartoon characters, everything is much more fun with cartoon characters. Crimes like kidnapping, illegal detention, torture, or extortion seem much less serious as long as they are committed by cartoon characters... or at least, I hope so... But just to be clear, I want to remind you that all of this is a work of fiction with no purpose other than to entertain, and as the author, I am not in any way in favor of committing the aforementioned crimes, especially if the perpetrator is not a cartoon character. 🤪
Comments
Douglas Klug
Eddie Valiant said it best: “Toons…” This is wonderful. A great storyline perfectly expressed with some cute artwork. I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to be a cartoon goat as much as I do now! (That sounds like a me problem, but you understand, right?)
