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cadogan stuck on madog's fat knot + an embarrassment of data analysis
🕑 Added 2025-01-13 19:00:27 +0000 UTC"Oops. It's stuck."
seemed natural to make this a part 2 of the last one, considering it won by a similar landslide and like, well! he was already on it! might as well finish the job!
anyway who cares about that. we're here for DATA ANALYSIS
these are the results of the main poll where you could pick as many as you want. 418 of you participated, out of roughly 1300 eligible patrons, so about 1/3 of you voted at all. cadogan getting got by big monster cock pulled ahead by a whopping 66 votes, followed by the knight of thorns, a horny peasant girl, and cadogan spitroast in the 2nd position.
when i say position, i mean a cluster of close/nearly tied options. it'd be easier to see if i could arrange the results by number of votes, but there's usually pretty clear groupings. so while technically first second and third are 281, 215, 208, it feels more like there's multiple things competing for second, competing for third, etc. so that's what i mean whenever i talk about a position.
so then we have the poll for the absolute favorite. unsurprisingly, the real winner has the greatest share. but what's interesting is that second and third don't line up to the other poll. knight of thorns has pulled ahead to second here, but somehow vester and purple slime, which was all the way back in 5th, came in third. it knocked peasant girl down by a percentage.
and this is what i was most excited to show, the poll where you guys had to predict what would actually win. and......... you got it wrong! a majority of you predicted that the winner would be cadogan spitroasted by atra menta and asphodel. that option came in fourth on the main poll, and seventh on the absolute favorite poll. the margin here is pretty tight on the final count, but it stayed ahead for almost the entirety of the poll's run every time i checked it.
(the next highest percentage is in fact the actual winner, so a good amount of you did still get it right. notably not everyone who voted in the main poll voted in this one)
don't feel bad for getting it wrong; i also had thought the spitroast would win. prompts involving multiple characters tend to do very well, and given cadogan is the current Fan Favorite Boy, and atra menta + asphodel are new, it felt like a pretty safe bet! but we underestimated how much the audience loves a fat monster knot and, specifically, cadogan getting got by madog. in fact, cadogan getting fucked by madog has won the poll every month since they were introduced.
y'all love that monster hog!
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jasper g
im still here. MORE MORE MORE PLEASE😭😭😭
Rage Phoenix
YAYYY DATA
