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You're A Mage on Monsterfuck Mountain: Garden Update
🕑 Added 2023-03-16 21:00:03 +0000 UTCIt's finally here! The first huge update to Monsterfuck Mountain: the Garden! You guys (at least, whoever's been here that long lol) have been so patient with me while I pecked away at this thing. It's definitely worth it though, with so much new content, AND a hugely improved browser version by my friend Leo G! They put a ton of work into making it look super nice and I think the results speak for themselves!
There's a full list of what's been added at the bottom of the Instruction Manual page, with descriptions of what sort of content to expect from the encounters, and a link to skip straight to the new content if you already read the demo.
If this is your first time hearing about the project, here's the sales copy:
You are a mage, and you have a job--to retrieve the Beating Heart from the deepest depths of the Hiidenkallio, a holy mountain that once belonged to your Order, now overtaken by lustful monsters. You have been tasked with clearing the mountain of the immoral invaders and reclaiming it for the mages, who abhor sexuality of all kinds.
But you have your own reasons for coming to Monsterfuck Mountain, don't you?
You're A Mage on Monsterfuck Mountain is a CYOA inspired by games like Noita and Corruption of Champions. It is a work in progress, with all updates remaining exclusive to Patreon until the game's release. The full game will contain encounters with a variety of monsters, including giant insects, mermaids, trolls, and more
This game contains some scenes with elements of dubious consent. They are marked as such and are easily avoidable. Please see the Instruction Manual at the beginning of the game for more information.
I hope you enjoy your time on the mountain! Let me know if you run into any bugs, broken links, etc!
Comments
paxfacere (leigh)
OH BLESS YOU. . . I'll be sure to up my pledge and vote if it comes to that!! My partner and I read this together and when we saw the dryad we gasped; he is absolutely my partner's type. Sooooo pretty. 😍 But honestly I devoured the demo and immediately knew I needed more... Your writing is extremely engaging and the spot illustrations are the cherry on the top of an already delicious cake!!
TT
thank you for reading!! ive been dyin' to hear what folks think, i'm glad you liked it!!! and i will keep a dragon in mind for the future >:)
paxfacere (leigh)
OOHHHHHH I do NOT regret becoming a Patron. This was absolutely wonderful. . . Hoping and praying for a dragon encounter in a future update; that would really make my year. 👀🐉 But truly, this is SO good. It has the perfect balance of genuinely funny and honest-to-goodness sexy. Thank you!!!
TT
it would be prohibitively expensive to print unfortunately. too long and too many pictures
Eddeee
Have you considered ever selling this as a physical book? I would be super interested in buying a physical copy
