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GIF: BOOBY TRAPPED!
🕑 Added 2024-05-15 16:00:18 +0000 UTC
INTERIOR. MANSION. NIGHT.
Two burglars, DICK and RICK, are sneaking through the shadowy halls of a lavish estate. RICK bonks into a small statue on a pedestal and nearly topples it.
DICK: (Furious but trying to keep his voice down) Careful!
RICK: Sorry. This job has got me on edge real bad. I heard a rumor that the lady who lives here is a witch, with real magic powers!
DICK: Ah, don't be such a dumbass. There's no such thing as witches.
They start down the hall again but only take a few steps before they stumble over a tripwire and an alarm goes off, loudly clanging through the whole estate. The men freeze, and suddenly - POOF! - they both transform into beautiful women wearing skimpy lingerie.
DICK: Nice work, genius. Looks like the lady who owns this place is a witch, and you just got yourself turned into a girl!
RICK: Huh? I'm not a girl... you're the one who got turned into a girl, with great big ta-tas and everything!
DICK: What?! That's the most ridiculous...
He's interrupted by the sound of a door opening. The LADY of the house enters the hall and stands there with her hands on her hips, staring peevishly at the transformed men. The burglars look at each other in a panic and then turn to flee, staggering away on their high heels. The LADY rolls her eyes.
LADY: Silly boys. They always fall for my booby traps...
