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Gif: THE PREGGO APP
🕑 Added 2022-11-16 16:59:02 +0000 UTC
He: Aw, come on, babe. I know we've been having trouble conceiving, but you can't get pregnant using an app!
She: The Preggo App has five stars in the app store. People say it really works, and you can use it to download a baby. I've always wanted a big family, so I've set it to download triplets into my belly.
He: Triplets? Jeez, I'm sure glad this isn't real!
She: You better stand back, honey. They said there can be glitches if somebody's standing too close during a download.
He: Yeah, right. God, you girls fall for the goofiest crap. Some app can't possibly... Oh, my God!
She: It worked! It looks like I got one of the babies... and you got two! We're both gonna be mommies, honey! This is so fun!
He: Fun? Make that app reverse this, right now! Get these babies out of me, and turn me back into a man!
She: Sorry, the download only goes one way. But don't worry... your baby bump is so big, I bet you won't be pregnant for long!
Comments
Bigfan
This rules, love pregnancy tg! Especially with multiples π
Mike
Or 'he's' having more than one -snort-
Random091298
I'm loving all the pregnancy tg/tfs
