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Out-Of-Placers #280

🕑 Added 2024-07-12 05:29:38 +0000 UTC
Out-Of-Placers #280
Out-Of-Placers #280

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Corvin

How may dicks can a dick carver carve if a dick carver could carve dicks?

Aulderbane

That is not a flag, that is part of their decorative clothing. Flags are specific on placement and meaning. She is not a black-flagged Baxxid.

Caerdwyn

Taking odds: Nell and Zhretta become good friends eventually, much information is exchanged, and thus Kalgkur is truly doomed and artfully and lovingly conspired against until the end of time. But yeah, Zhretta is the lonesome one in this triangle.

Thomas Halpin

I think perhaps, that format, forward on the head, with trim and tassels, that's not a flag and wouldn't be confused for one. More of a veil or hat.

Brendon Freshner

But Zhretta IS wearing the "DO NOT INTERACT" color, albet with gold fringe. I wonder what their deal is?

BiasMushroom721

Ah. Dick Banshee. Makes sense. She must have screamed very loud for a species that can makes sounds capable of disturbing an entire city to call her a banshee

Thomas Halpin

I'm so happy that Nell hasn't actually defaced anyone against their will yet, but we have GOT to get a counselor in here to teach Zhretta about some things. Go show interest in Kal's new friend and say hi.

Faraday Cage

Boneworm buddy shoulda hog-nosed snake belly-upped even harder to look dead. It was the only way out.

Fox Starwing

HAAAH!! Terrible defacement woman, now that is a title for the ages!

ComicTF

That front bone spike looks awfully phallic. It'd be a shape if someone were to tastefully carve it.

Autumn Minnchilla

If Zhretta lets Nell carve something on them maybe it will help with getting Kalgur’s attention…

Vet

Hang in there Zhretta….You do matter to Kal….he’s just distracted by human creativity. Dick chiseling is a true human art form.

Thorin N. Tatge

It may take a little mind-bending (shown in panel 5) to accept the idea that your enamorata's true passion is a creature from the outside world. ...Does she even count? wonders Zhretta. But by panel 6, she realizes that she does.

Val Salia

: (

Southpaw

Kalgkur's true love is from another dimension, is an artist, and is willing to take on the entire baxxid species with a chisel to defend him. Poor Zhretta may need to get... creative.

Lazy_Fangs

That second panel will become one of the legendary murals in Baxxid history.

LenoraTheYinglet

Always fear the dick banshee scorned

Val Salia

She's been busy today

Val Salia

Only if Kalgkur isn't okay!

Val Salia

None yet, the threat was all she needed

Val Salia

Fooo!

Val Salia

Perhaps a face full of dick tattoos will assist in finding a mate

Four Fanged Ferret

Ah, poor zhretta.

Val Salia

Finally the Baxxid find a reasonable use for helmets

Val Salia

That's silly, worms don't have feelings

Val Salia

No one could have predicted the efficacy of this horrifying threat

Val Salia

She don't even know she's in the competition!

Val Salia

Kal's a big weirdo who likes girls with fingers

Nulgar

Cockblocked by the dick banshee

LenoraTheYinglet

She is going to carve many dick and balls

talk show ghost

How many dicks did she carve before this? This is important, story critical information!

Andrew Denton

👍

D

an ovipositor-impositioner

Ebondragon

Ooof

ArcadeDragon

One is the Loneliest Number starts playing at a frequency too high for human hearing. "Stop it Ted. Youre not helping. Dont make me get the dick banshee."

Gregory

The dick banshee is taking your men! There is no defense!

Shiny Umbreon

Massive emotional damage

DurzoMandragoran

Just going around carving dicks into random baxxid til she gets the info she wants. Dick banshee indeed XD

Andrew Denton

Well done, Nell. Way to cock-block your competition. Maybe clam-jam. Ovipositor-shmovipositor?

Matthias Preissl

She's got no chance against a girl with fingers.


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