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Out-Of-Placers #276

🕑 Added 2024-06-11 00:41:27 +0000 UTC
Out-Of-Placers #276
Out-Of-Placers #276

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Matthew Vandiver

How did I miss the release of this...

Magitechnician

Ahha! So they’re warm-blooded bone worms

Magitechnician

…oh *yeaaahh*

Val Salia

"The Worms Have Their Ways"

Val Salia

Well, we've seen "dogs" (See field Guide about local flora and fauna)

Val Salia

u did!!

Val Salia

His body temperature is indeed elevated during this scene

Val Salia

They don't pissoff easily!

Val Salia

He's definitely going to have to get his blood pressure checked tho

Val Salia

They are actually several goblins in a worm suit

Val Salia

I think each page tends to have a little more impact when it's the most current page, because you linger on it, as opposed to clicking -Next-

Flora P-Stylianides

It did! I fear we shall never see the light of day again

Val Salia

They are tentacles of -several- things!

Val Salia

H'bug

Val Salia

It went under ground!

Val Salia

A tendency to tow the line ain't always a virtue

Val Salia

ABOMINATION!

ComicTF

To test your resolve, we will gaslight the shit out of you.

Magitechnician

…wait have we seen any dogs??? *Any* earth-life except humans??

Magitechnician

I kinda suspect it’s both? Like it’s distinctly a sonic blast that would probably debilitate anyone, but the fact Kal’s back tendrils retracted immediately too makes me think Baxxid are programmed to additionally shut down in response to the frequency. Like, a sonic attack that rattles your senses will stop you, but if that wave was in your Mom’s voice you’d be *extra* stunned.

Darth Pseudonym

I think it's less a word than a sonic attack. The wave effect in the panel of Kal getting hit suggests a physical effect.

Raan

I would like to say "called it" , per my comment on the previous page

Richard Weir

Yeah - there are times one is glad a character can't leap out of the page at one! (That sounds so very much like a Sapphire and Steel episode!)

Richard Weir

@Magitechnician: Especially Orcas!

Vicki M.

..Kal's kinda hot there, not gonna lie >_>

Shyster

Holy crap. We get to see a pissed-off Baxxid, and it's terrifying.

Vet

As we soldiers would say…Put that pin back in the grenade for now.

Nate Gaylinn

Dang. That was brutal! Poor Kalgkur. Though, I suppose if he had any doubts about his own heart after that incident, they have surely been dispelled.

Zerith

Yes, it was a test. But at any point, did the elders Lie about their nature? Something to think about.

Avi (yinglet)

What a relief! When I glowingly describe to others the living moment of a webcomic's update cycle, stuff like this is what I'm talking about

Thorin N. Tatge

Tentacles of wrath and circular word of shutdown? These creatures have so many features. But oh! If they really were created by humans to destroy other humans... perhaps that shutdown feature was put in to keep them from turning on their creators.

Thorin N. Tatge

Oh thanks, I didn't notice those!

Gray Fox

Bug hug, cute

Flora P-Stylianides

Aahh, good. It was a test. Gosh, this comic is going places I could never have guessed it ever would. Also, y'all aren't beating the bioengineered war machine allegations like that XD

ComradeDoose

I didn't know there was no magic, I just assumed it was super rare x:

Mits

this is good, the old generation knows the younger need to be better, the true test was in seeing if he could disagree with the elders too

LenoraTheYinglet

I DUNNO I LOST TRACK OF IT!

Lurk

My boy Kalgkur getting hit with the Bene Gesserit voice!

Val Salia

So apparently a ton of cultures have a saying that amounts to this

Val Salia

FOR NOW

Caerdwyn

None are as vicious as the pacifist pushed to violence.

Strawberry Daquiri

Yay! The boi gets to live :3

Nulgar

Lieutenant Kal!

Val Salia

TENTATIVELY.

Magitechnician

I mean whales can do this

Aulderbane

I hear many Yinglets have a form of throat magic, too. >:)

Aulderbane

It has been said there is no magic in this world, by Val Salia himself. The Baxxid speak in infrasonic wavelengths, I am not surprised that they can weaponize that.

Val Salia

Technically singing is Throat Magic

Val Salia

Tune in next week to find out!

Val Salia

Cuz he zonked

Thomas Halpin

I shall now tentatively cease pouting once again. Keeping track of possible futures is exhausting.

ComradeDoose

Is this the first time we've seen someone actively use magic? O:

Merle Blue

IS HE ALIVE? D:

Vet

When the time comes Kal will lead the baxxids to victory….but not today…not today.

Val Salia

Ability: Calm Worm

Val Salia

But he don't got no feet!

Val Salia

Turns out, Varakses just said "no" really hard

Val Salia

It has a worm in it!

Ngrasta

Power word Stun.

VGR

Bless you, future foot soldier. (Okay, it will make more sense if it’s all a test.)

Tanis

Probably less of an off button and more of that infrasonic blast overloading Kalgkur's sense of hearing, and probably rattling his brain something fierce.

BiasMushroom721

Out of placers 276 in which we learn the Baxids either have sonic attacks or just straight up magic as well as an autonomous kill mode.

Gregory

I’m sure Ran is willing to give it an attempt. And he’ll document all of his failures, for science and his patron!

Val Salia

He was always a timid boy! Very unexpected.

Val Salia

After all and before all!

Val Salia

The boot button's under the 3rd neck scale

Val Salia

Couldn't be stopped by anything they said, but definitely stopped by something that Varakses "said"

Val Salia

Kalgkur might have to invent it

Val Salia

WHAT WHERE

Val Salia

That one was my favorite theory!

John C Butler

Elder Varakess thought of Kal as timid and liable to accept without question whatever the Elders told him. Now they know Kalgur will defend what he believes in with violence if necessary.

Now In Technicolor

Whew - that first panel. 🤯

Matthias Preissl

Yeah, green veil seemed genuinely shocked at just how angry Kalgkur got.

Faraday Cage

I have to admit a small part of me was hoping it was hallucinations from bad meat.

Tanis

I think Kalgkur is still trying to process what in the heck just happened, that or he's too busy feeling his brains rattling about like a pair of maracas to have even noticed. The alleged conspiracy being a test of provocation, is certainly going to make a lot of commentators very happy. Guess i shouldn't be surprised i was wrong... still, seems they didn't quite expect Kalgkur of all Baxxid to go full war mode in response to the provocation.

Vicroc4

So it was a test after all.

kurogetsui

Kalgkur.exe has stopped working and needs to restart.

Gregory

Ah, that helps the test make more sense - baxxids have an off button. Nothing they said was going to stop him but this sure did. I love the words in the first panel.

Matthias Preissl

Also Varaxes just casually doing the 1984 Dune sonic attack thing...

Matthias Preissl

He's gonna need therapy now. Do baxxids have therapy? They should.

LenoraTheYinglet

AAAAA!!! THIS!!!! YESSS


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