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Out-Of-Placers #257

🕑 Added 2024-01-13 02:30:09 +0000 UTC

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markoatonc

O mean... Trying to precisely calculate a body-block with this much mass and serpentine body plan... IS NOT EASY I really don't blame him for that.

D

reverse reverse one hop this time cha-cha real smooth

Antoni JBCP

Maybe it is Nel's fault after all. She could keep those statues behind her just like stores keep cigarettes behind the counter

Val Salia

FAGW Fuck Around Get Wormed

Val Salia

Oh don't worry, his claw is just fine

Val Salia

Seriously, ya gotta start with the cheap stuff

Val Salia

no, tune in THIS time

Val Salia

No he's not poor he's got a little bit of money saved up

Val Salia

over several human lifetimes

Val Salia

Usually they just give you a verbal lashing!

Val Salia

Turns out the controller on baxxid players has a nearly identical input for Friendship and Brutality

Val Salia

Last panel sound effect is a single party horn

Val Salia

Oh no now I can't look at the last panel without thinking that >: O

Val Salia

You can't just say all that is yours!! >: O

Val Salia

Whiplash when the lash in question is a whip of cruise ship anchor chain

Shyster

I feel bad that Kalghur will feel bad, but in the larger picture, it might be nice to have a reminder for the stupid, squishy humans in town that the Baxxid are peaceful by choice and not out of inability. I highly doubt that the Trade Master would have any problems with what just happened, for example. And stealing right in front of a guard is a great example of FAFO.

green

oh no oh no oh nooooo oooooh poor Kalgkur

Caerdwyn

And this is why we can't steal nice things.

Badviper

Well, I gotta say, that was unexpected. Given how fearful Baxxid are about being stigmatized, it could be a fear Kalkgur is going through that's paralyzing him from acting, or it could very well be a life changing mistake. Tune in next time! Or...

Christopher Overbeck

My poor sweet exoskeltal baby.

Christopher Overbeck

My poor sweet exoskeltal baby.

Vet

Oh my. The death is not worth the value of the trinket. That’s going to leave a mark….on Kal. How does a baxxid deal with PTSD?

CaitSeith

Oh, man! I suppose no one thought having a guard equipped with lethal limps to dissuade thieves wouldn’t dissuade them, and would end up accidentally killing someone instead.

Gray Fox

BRUTALITY, Kalghur WINS, FLAWLESS VICTORY

Lazy_Fangs

Don't worry everyone, it was just confetti - this was a staged event to check his vigilance!

Avi (yinglet)

(Kal's own guilt would get him in the end though)

Avi (yinglet)

I'm personally hoping the force of the impact will send him flying so far off into the distance at such a terrific speed nobody will notice

StarstruckEchoid

Great action plan, but it lacked a key step in the middle: discombobulate. No wonder this registered on an emotional level.

Little_me

Don't forget the torn off arm, hit to back for that has to have some serious power. OR.. That is just thought process what is going to happen, like the earlier panel. ending with "do nothing, don't hurt human" and robber just runs off.

Scarletmenace

I’ve heard of getting slapped in the ass so hard you get a heart attack, but a pat on the back for disembowelment is a new one.

Ryusui

I'M HOPING THIS TOO

Ryusui

Oh. Oh my.

Merle Blue

Well, that's some whiplash. Uh. Maybe he's not cut ENTIRELY in half?

Val Salia

Like getting a Heimlich maneuver from a runaway NASCAR vehicle

Val Salia

He puts a little too much Baxxidish in his everything

Val Salia

What makes you think they're not all gonna get up and high-five over how awesome that was!!

Val Salia

It's the dude's fault for lacking a heavy armored shell

Val Salia

He'd be a GREAT miner! : D : D

Val Salia

She'd been wanting someone to take that off her hands for the longest time, just not like that

Val Salia

There is some kid in the background pointing to his mom and saying this

Val Salia

Humans are full of fluids!

Val Salia

NELL

Val Salia

I bet he'll try!

Val Salia

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Zi

jesus... that is some serious force...

Matthew Vandiver

Oooh, he put a little too much Baxxidish on that swing.

Finvaara

I sincerely hope he's just hallucinating possible bad outcomes. Kal's not a trained fighter, I doubt he'd be blamed for the physical error, but I do worry he'd feel quite guilty and be heavily stigmatized.