Happy New Year, Tarnished.
🕑 Added 2025-01-01 23:57:53 +0000 UTCI havent put everything on but like look at me rn… First post of 2025 🖤✨
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Renny
Armor
MediumSizedBrain
This is the coolest thing ever
aerys
The kind of underboob that could convince me to fight to become elden lord
CoolTattoos
Im serious Like in hentai when they cum an exaggerated amount That was actually me fr
Cyb4r AngeL
this made me laugh
Gothmogg
At this point you are permanently etched into my brain. When I close my eyes all I see is the baddest Dam3 in all the realm ^0^
Ash B.
Here to entertain you queen 👑👑👑
Cyb4r AngeL
watched this and actually laughed when that came on cuz it reminded me of this comment
Cyb4r AngeL
day 3?
CoolTattoos
Gooned to this all day yesterday until I passed out
Gothmogg
Been 2 days of non-stop mind consumption
Gothmogg
I know why they call the genre “Fantasy” now
Pickledat
Thank you for your service 🫡
Ash B.
You know that scene in Lord of the Rings Return of the King, where Aragorn kneels before Frodo because he's so grateful ? I'm feeling the same looking at that photo, except I can't kneel because if i do, it will be like standing on a tripod.
M Bee
My liege graces us this new year. Huzzah!!!
Purplemonkey
Great underboob. Feel like I'm undeserving of seeing it.
nohandlebars
Me cummies
Gothmogg
This is the only way I’ll reach Valhalla… I need you to keep posting
BLink
Must be a big quest for that reward but I'll fulfill it, I YEARN to be your Tarnished/Chosen Undead/Ashen One/Curse Bearer <3
BLink
It's working too well, your big naturals are stunning me too!
Cyb4r AngeL
no, not enough. happy new years :3
Cyb4r AngeL
LOL and thank you!
Cyb4r AngeL
ok here $Cyb4rAnGeL
Cyb4r AngeL
Hell yeahhh
Cyb4r AngeL
dont die i want u to live so u can give me gold
Cyb4r AngeL
thank you <3
Cyb4r AngeL
My knight <3
Cyb4r AngeL
sometimes i do
Kyu
We making it through the dps check with this one
Cyb4r AngeL
wait i believe in u, filthy squire!!!
WinterDeep
All glory to m'lady 🙇🏻♂️
Cyb4r AngeL
and itll keep getting better!
Feycatt
In that case see the following application: PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLEAS EPLEASPLEASPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE Also, Ill work for free
Cyb4r AngeL
i want this and i need this
Cyb4r AngeL
DS3 LFGGGGGG
Cyb4r AngeL
im kinda running two heavy gauntlets and i cant have much armor on me
Cyb4r AngeL
and ill get stronger everytime
Cyb4r AngeL
fetch me some gold, squire. i need more!!!
Cyb4r AngeL
thank you, squire.
Cyb4r AngeL
Thank you! and yes im actually always in the field
Fredward
I wouldn’t want it any other way 😩❤️
Cyb4r AngeL
had to buff u guys before the start of the game <3
Cyb4r AngeL
always, i need ones that get me a lot of gold
Cyb4r AngeL
its a distraction tactic, listen!
Cyb4r AngeL
did they kick u out
Cyb4r AngeL
two traveling adventurers with 2 gold in their pockets:
Cyb4r AngeL
i think ull die whenever i post a pic cuz i keep getting more and more beautiful
Cyb4r AngeL
this or nothing im so serious
Cyb4r AngeL
this makes me laugh so hard u survive another winter
Cyb4r AngeL
understandable
Cyb4r AngeL
yesyes yes >:)
Cyb4r AngeL
keep it up i want all the glory
Cyb4r AngeL
kneel down and i will :)
Cyb4r AngeL
i did charity work fr
Cyb4r AngeL
pre-nerfed... THREE?!?! RADAHNS?!?! id like to see it.
Cyb4r AngeL
and i will watch you fight
Cyb4r AngeL
how much is the pay for each adventure quest....
Cyb4r AngeL
it can end u <3
Cyb4r AngeL
pls cry more i need the tears to make potions
WolfHogismyBae
Literal tears
Fredward
That underboob is gonna be the end of me 😩
Noah Hicken
I am maiden less would you fill that role on my quest
Ian
I will go to war for you
DKizzy
I would fight three pre-nerf Radahns for you 🙏🏽
Charlie Starks
She made chain mail look thicc 🔥
Snow
please plunder my chest oh my god, loot my sacks, pillage my cleavage, do whatever u want to me 🧎♀️
WinterDeep
Dear lord I worship you queen 🙏🏻
Jordan
Let’s goooo!!! Beautiful armored lady cosplay incoming.
ScubaWill
King Arthur wouldn’t be able to pull me out
KingOcto
All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t stop me
Cade
you are a beautiful talented ethereal fairy princess and all of your enemies will die by my sword
Gothmogg
If you need XP lmk I’ll let you farm me, I’ll be in my dungeon <3
Gothmogg
Not even an ounce of cap, this 🥹 emoji is really how I look rn. I’ve never seen anything so beautiful in my entire life
Devin
Ill run behind you and clack coconuts together so you can pretend you're riding a great steed.
Bongo
Just started barking in the middle of cvs
BLink
Summoned her because I'm getting dogwalked by Godfrey and she starts doing this
Feycatt
Are you taking applications for squires?
TripleEm
Maybe this year wont be the worst. Kinda motivated now.
Esteban Olivares
Oh my fucking good my queen has come to the battlefield with us, lets rejoice and cheer for her. You look amazing
Josh
It's glorious,truly magnificent my liege🧎♂️
RollTheD20
I'd travel all throughout the Lands Between for you. Please may I go on a quest in your honor?
ame mochi
if you were an elden ring boss i’d let you kill me
Kyu
I’m into the dex/faith build you got going on. It compliments my unga bunga big gorilla very well
CringePuppet
Just died in Dark Souls 3 to see this
Jayden Nguyen
The urge to just fight all the dragons within the lands for you is insane.
Jups
This instantly made this year better than 2024
Akrottis
I just got elden ring which is my first souls game and im getting my ass handed to me
Pickledat
You look like you're gonna to war for us now
Amelia L
My liege 🧎♀️
earlieman
Titties looking spectacular tbh
jr ocampo
i’ll die in battle just for you
Cristian Rivas
Hell yeah
Conner Mathews
Please lead me to my death.
PyroPhoenix
That’s gonna alarm our enemies nearby and be a bit loud when we wrestle 👀 in all seriousness though, it looks amazing! Great job!❤️🤣
BLink
If I beat Radahn a third time can I have your hand in marriage? (Happy new years Malenia)