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[ Transparent ] the British Smalls
🕑 Added 2025-10-05 14:00:13 +0000 UTCFancy Small Tora.
A high-society small, raised on the finest heirloom tomatoes and dripping in inherited wealth.
Jaffa.
A foil-wrapped chocolate small flavored with orange oil. Certified choice classic.
Big Bonga.
Three-time convicted soccer hooligan. Floats into every match unannounced to gawk.
Lil Shivva.
"The Ripper". Formerly active in Smallchapel around the 1880s. Now back for blood.
(Who wins the Brit-off? Place your bets now...)
Comments
Tempura Person
Who knows what an agent of chaos thinks
Sledgehammer
Did lil Shivva go for the kill on Broccolini or did he just hurt him to send a message
Kairu_Kilofski
OMG save the Queen