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Misadventures with Mortius - Tea Tales

🕑 Added 2025-03-09 03:39:50 +0000 UTC

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Clarissa

This was g oo d good! 💖

ChazyUK

This is so alien to me being a senior Brit 🤣🤣🫣 cold tea plus flavoured ☕️ 🫣 nope, tried once and OMG never again, couldn’t even swallow it, the sink got it instead 😂 Loved seeing you so chippa Mortius 😊

Dorothy Rosenberg

It’s wonderful watching you changing bad news into good news. So happy that you’re taking time off to enjoy the little moments.

Kory Misun

I've over-steeped my tea by a minute once and we both were so messed up.

Shay-Thelogicaldreamer

When life gives you lemons, forget that they were given to you, so you make fruit punch instead. But then, after you quench your thirst, you find the lemons, and now you have lemons that are just going to sit there until you get thirsty again, and now you want a cookie.

Makayla

I have definitely never made tea, forgot about it, then a few hours later think "ya know I'm kinda thirsty, I should make tea", only to find a cup sitting on my kitchen counter, ask my roommate if she left her tea out there, and have her tell me that no it's not only mine but also I've already reheated it once before, got distrscted, and forgot about it again. That's definitely never happened. I don't know why you would think that 😅.