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Not a witch!
🕑 Added 2025-09-20 22:50:13 +0000 UTCWhat…What the hell is this?
You said I didn’t look like a witch. I was curious what you thought a witch should look like. So I cast a reflection spell on you to make you look like your mental image of a witch.
I meant I didn’t believe in magic! I guess I was wrong. So…I’m a witch now?
No. I transformed your body, not your essence. Your mind and innate energy are still male. A witch draws from her feminine energy. You have none.
Do men have energy?
Yes. Men who pull from that energy are called Warlocks, or Wizards.
I need to learn that! Can you teach me?
No. You need to be a man to draw from masculine energy.
I am a man! Well, usually I am! Just change me back!
I can’t do reversals.
No, Please! I don’t want to be a girl! Change me back! I don’t like this! I don’t like how it feels! It's all wrong!
Yes, you are severed from your male energy, I suppose it does feel wrong. Did you know that what mortals call “gender dysphoria” is a latent disconnect between one’s body and one’s energy? That is what you are feeling now.
Why did you do this to me?
Because you insulted me. You said I didn’t look like a witch.
