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WC: Arifureta
🕑 Added 2023-06-12 17:36:37 +0000 UTCMC IS MENTALLY FUCKED UP, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Chapter: 02 (unedited)
"Are both of you ready?" says Meld-chi while standing between me and the cock-sucking justice hero.
"I am ready!" No, I am not.
In the first place, why the fuck am I his training partner? Shouldn't onee-sama be more suitable to fight him when it comes to swordsmanship? Or maybe the muscle head when it comes to close combat?
I just wanted to spend time lazily staring at onee-sama's perfect figure while waiting for loli sensei to be captured and enjoy the gentle glances of the fake priest. So why the fuck am I holding a practice sword while standing opposite this Shirou Wannabe?
"Seeing your expression, it seems that you don't want to be his mock partner, Nagumo-kun." Shut the fuck up, Meld-chi, I'm trying!
"Well, it's not like I don't understand."
You do?
"It must be nerve-racking to fight someone with Hero Class, especially since he is way above everyone's league here." You don't get shit! "But you have the second strongest stat after Kouki-kun, and even your growth is second among everyone. Hence, you make a perfect mock partner for him. You have talent, but you must work hard to fully utilize it."
Maybe I should not have changed my status so fast and let it grow slowly. But you cannot blame me! I wanted to make onee-sama proud of her disciple! Her blushing face whenever I praised her is worth this world. I don't mind becoming the strongest if that makes her happy.
"Nagumo, don't be nervous. Just stay calm, I am sure you can do it!" Onee-sama!
"Nagumo-kun, I will not let you get hurt. I will make sure to protect you." Fake Priest too?! I'm gonna cry. Yosh! Alright, I am all fired up now! I'm going to beat the justice out of this Wannabe Shirou!
On the other hand, can someone tell this cuck to stop glaring at me with such blatant killing intent? It makes my hand itchy.
"I will make sure to hold back so as to not hurt you, so you don't have to be worried about it." With one of the gayest smiles I have ever seen, the cocksucking justice Shirou wannabe adds.
Oof, I just got goosebumps. I hurriedly raised my sword and pointed it towards him, glaring at him.
"Keep a minimum of six feet distance between us from now on. If you come closer, I'm hitting you."
He looked confused. Of course he is. Gay people are the most confused existence on the face of this planet. They cannot even understand their own sexuality, that's how confused they are. So I don't blame him.
"Good, that's the spirit!" Meld-chil laughed loudly for no fucking reason before shouting. "Begin then!"
This wasn't going to be fun...
…
The moment Meld-chi’s voice fell, the justice hero dashed towards me. I could feel confidence oozing out of his very being; it made me want to slap him directly in the face.
No, no, I should control myself. For my plan to make sensei slowly fall in love with me, I will have to try not to become overpowered instantly. Only then can I have her show me affection. My motivation was as strong as ever.
On the other hand, this fight was as meaningless as me trying to act like I am not some horny individual. I am, and that's why I am going to end this as fast as possible.
The justice hero raises his sword in the sky, followed by a loud shout, and slashes vertically downward at me. It's a basic strike that I easily dodge by taking a step back.
But he seems to predict my move as the direction of the slash instantly changes towards my legs instead. However, it matters not, as I easily deflect his sword away.
Surprise colors his face, but only for a second.
Once again, using the momentum with which I pushed his sword, the justice hero does a horizontal circular slash… which I block once again.
Man, is this dude even trying? I'm sure he is, I’m just that strong. It really is unfair. The world sure is unfair, but since it’s in my favor, I love it. Please be more unfair to others.
“Nagumo, you are strong.” Please don’t shout with such a passionate face, my stomach hurts. “It seems that you have great talent for swordsmanship.”
Actually, no. I just spent money to buy this talent, unlike people who work hard for it. I just got it because I was lucky.
“With a teacher like Yaegashi-san, how can I not pick up a sword quickly?” Gotta remember to praise sensei for those extra brownie points. And looking at her blushing and prideful expression, I think I nailed it.
God, I cannot wait to be fuck her.
“Good. Then I will not hold back either. Though I am not as good as Shizuku, I’m also very adept in Yaegashi Swordsmanship. Let’s see how much you have learned from her.” Please don’t, and let's end this fast. But I guess he won’t, since he gets aroused when he is the center of attention. What a weird fetish, though I will not shame him. I have worse, and I’m proud of it.
“I don’t mind… Please be careful, though.” Did you see that, sensei? Your student is a good person. He even warns people like the justice hero. Make sure to give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek after the fight.
“Confidence, hahaha, I like it!” Gay. “Here I come then.” No, like seriously, that’s Gay.
In a blink, he appeared in front of me with his sword only inches away from my shoulder blades.
He is fast, I give it to him. Sadly, [Six Eyes] allows me to see everything in inexplicable slow motion to the point where I can enjoy the scene of sensei’s boobs jiggling for hours inside my mind when not a second has passed outside.
Cheat. Call me Gameshark from now on.
Instead of using my sword, my left hand moves swiftly and grabs his collar, while my other hand raises the grip of the sword to block his slash. I spin and throw him behind me. I make sure not to use too much of my strength to avoid hurting him severely.
Even then, I seem to have miscalculated, as his back hits the ground hard enough for air to escape his lungs and him to cough loudly.
Damn, that genuinely looks painful. Thankfully, I have Sexual Calibration, so even if my massive cock fills sensei’s throat, she won’t feel anything.
The justice hero jumps up and looks at me with a frown. I can see confusion in his eyes.
He must be thinking, how can I defeat him, someone who has been practicing Yaegashi-style Swordsmanship since childhood? Adding the fact that my status is supposed to be lower than his.
I get it, it must be frustrating, right? It must be annoying to see a douchebag like me surpass you in merely three days. I know it's annoying, it definitely is. And I'm sure if I keep throwing him like a bag of trash, he will definitely break. That's why, forgive me, but I will keep doing it to satiate my sadistic side.
Oh, did I forget to mention? Except for being a scum, pervert, horny, handsome, super handsome, ultra-super handsome, and very, very, super, ultra handsome, I also happen to be one massive sadist.
So I kinda saw it coming when The Company gave me a chance to reincarnate with all these OP cheats. It was like letting a psychopath free, saying there will be no punishment for him from now on.
Of course, you will end up with a complete fucking mess. Hello, everyone, I am that mess.
"Hero-san... Is that all?" I taunt. He is angry. I smirk. He is even angrier. Perfect. My Gojo side almost hit his first-ever isekai orgasm there.
"Don't blame me then." He replies with dissatisfaction on his face before raising his sword in the sky. My eyes instantly pick up the movement of mana in the surroundings.
"Oh, are we unleashing big moves now? I like it."
"Humph." Chinese enough? "Light that tears through all creation, Wind that erodes time itself, rage like a thousand flower petals, and coalesce—"
"Kouki, stop!" As the cocksucking wannabe justice hero starts his voodoo shit, Meld-chi shouts to stop him, but the cocksucking wannabe justice hero is so lost in his voodoo shit that he ignores him and goes for the last shout.
"—into a blinding storm—Heavenrend!"
Bright light instantly covers everything, but my sight. I see him running towards me, his speed many times faster than before, and he slashes at me, multiple times at once. Dozens of slashes, each backed up by light attribute mana, make their way towards my ass.
This makes me want to use an ultimate attack too, and that is—"Limitless." And yes, I do not need to say it out loud. I just thought it fits the theme...
His light attribute sword slashes come closer to me but stop at some distance away from me; they cannot move an inch closer to me anymore.
The cocksucking wannabe justice hero's eyes widen, and my lips curl up in mock disdain.
"My turn then," I whisper, enough for him to hear. "Kick that killed millions!"
My leg moves, bypassing his meager attempt to dodge, easily entering the void between and directly hitting his balls.
That popping sound was definitely not appreciated by anyone, including me, who instinctively clutched his own balls.
Goddamn! I would hate to be on the opposite side, that feels painful... especially for someone like me who has the responsibility to populate the world with kids.
Ring Ring Ring
Oh, is that...
I hurriedly pulled out The Company phone out of my pocket, completely ignoring the stunned gazes of my classmates and the hateful glare of the cocksucking justice wannabe.
Target [Aiko Hatayama] captured! +6 credits.
So cheap!
Loli sensei, you almost have no worth at all! Dammit! Should I sell her? But even then, she is too fucking cheap!
I turned my gaze and looked where she was and saw her staring at me with a starry gaze and a blushed expression... Okay, fuck it! You are my cocksleeve from now on. I don't discriminate, definitely not.
But damn, she is one valueless woman...
"Nagumo-kun, are you alright?" Oh, I forgot I was in the match.
I return my gaze and see cocksucking justice wannabe staring at Fake Priest with a stun gaze. I guess he is going bonkers waaay earlier than when he did in LN.
[How can she go for him first when I know her for longer than Hajime?] I can literally hear what he is thinking, and honestly, this is very disturbing. I don’t want to hear a man’s thoughts, more so when the said man is someone who would suck the very white milk out of justice if it was a man.
“No, I feel pain in my chest.”
“E-eh, really?! Hurry, let me see!” The only thing I want to show you is my dick, but I am sure you won’t like it now, so for now…
I grab her hands, they felt so fucking soft that I want her to give me a handjob right away. Goddamit brain! Can’t you think of anything else but fucking sex for a single moment?! It makes me look like a degenerate!
“Nagumo-kun?” Oh, she is blushing. Cute.
I place her hand over my chest. With a slightly painful expression, I stare directly into her eyes and softly smile.
“Only you can heal me now, Shirasaki-san. No, I want to be healed only by you.” If only I had Siren’s Song and I would have been able to affect their personalities a lot more. This close contact works on Fake Priest due to her feelings for me, but I’ll definitely get kicked in the balls if I use it on others. I don’t want to be the second coming of wannabe hero.
Though since I was touching her, I did not forget to use [Sticky Finger] for extra effect.
“Y-Yes! I will make sure nothing bad happens to you!” Her serious face looks absolutely adorable, especially seeing how hard she was trying to heal my nonexistent wound. I can definitely see her sucking my dick with such a serious face too—not again! Goddammit!
“Ahem,” the beautiful romantic lovey dovey sexy atmosphere which existed only in my imagination was broken at the fake cough of my sensei as she stared at the serious face but blushing Fake Priest and then me with an ambiguous gaze. “Nagumo, I am surprised… When did you become so strong? It has only been three days since I started training you but you can already beat Kouki in a mock fight.” She narrowed her eyes in suspicion before adding. “You were not hiding your strength, were you?” I am, I’m sorry.
“That’s right, Nagumo-kun. I was surprised too, you know. You have changed so much since we have come to this world. It’s like I am seeing a completely new Nagumo-kun, one which I never knew.” Because you are.
“You don’t like it? If that’s the case, I don’t mind returning back to how I was before coming here.” Yes, I’m shameless bastard who wouldn’t mind changing himself to fuck a girl.
I can see the surprise expression of Onee-sama as she stares at me with a disbelieving gaze. I guess what I said can be counted as an indirect confession, right? Oh my god, I’m so cool! Please don’t reject me, I’m a pussy, so I might cry.
“N-No, that’s not it.” Fake Priest panickedly shakes her hands in front of her blushing face. She starts to play with her fingers and hurriedly says in a soft meak voice, avoiding eye contact with me. “Old Nagumo-kun was good, but I don’t hate current Nagumo-kun… H-He is co-co-co-co…”
Ah fuck, I overheated her brain with that question. And so I did what every man would do in this situation, pat her while using [Sticky Finger] for subtle brainwashing.
“It’s alright. Shirasaki-san is also very cool.”
“Wawawawawa~”
… I want to hug her… Alright, you are no longer a Fake Priest. From now on, you will be my favorite hug pillow.
“Kaori, calm down!” Sensei hurriedly came for the rescue, otherwise my favorite hug pillow’s mind might have been overloaded with whatever thoughts that were going through her head.
“Nagumo… We should talk later.” What?! So fast!? Damn! I never knew I had such an awesome rizz that sensei already wants to meet me alone!
“Alright sensei. Call me whenever you want. I’m ready.” Ready to put my dick in you…
I suddenly feel a massive killing intent directed towards me. My horny senses are tingling, so I turn to find one of my favorite characters glaring at me, but her expression instantly changes to one smiling.
Eri Nakamura…
She went bonkers for wannabe hero in the original, and I’m totally going to stamp her to make her my exclusive yandere bitch.
Just thinking about her doing whatever the fuck for me makes my dick twitch with anticipation.
Alright, it’s decided then. She is my next stamp target. It’s sad that I want to win her heart by my efforts, which is a pure lie since I’m definitely brainwashing her like I do with others, but her insane love for wannabe hero is too much.
Stamping it is then.
I need to find a way to touch her… that sounds so wrong, I love it.
…
“Get naked.” I say with the straightest fucking face in existence.
“E-eh? Nagumo-kun?” She inquires with a blushing expression.
“Are you getting naked or not?” I ask once again.
“But why?” Because I want to fuck you.
“Because I want to fuck you.” My thoughts are leaking, not that I give a shit. It’s time that I test how the company stamp works. I’m risking my whole existence on this shit. If it doesn't work as stated by The Company, my life as loli sensei’s student is finished. And once everyone else knows about this, my life as a rapist would begin. Doesn’t sound that bad…
But seriously, I want to see how the stamp works. Looking at her expression, I at least know that she is completely mentally brainwashed by The Company already.
Otherwise, her reaction would have been more emotional than this. That’s good.
“W-what?!” She recoils back in shock, her face having the deepest shade of red in existence. Even though she is valueless according to The Company, my dick still getting slightly hard at the thought of forcing myself on her. Oh wow, I’m the scumiest shit alive.
“You don’t want to?” I ask with a frown, showing my dissatisfaction.
“I-If that is what Nagumo-kun wants… t-then I don’t mind… because I love Nagumo-kun!” Waaaah! My first ever confession, even though it's the result of brainwashing, but let’s not talk about that.
“Sensei, no, Aiko… In reality, I also love you.” I don’t, but who cares, really. With how mentally fucked up I am, I doubt I even have the ability to genuinly love someone.
But me saying that was enough to bring tears to her eyes and happiness to her expression. This seems like the perfect time to say. “Now get naked.”
Her eyes widen a little before blushing once again intensifies over her cheeks. How does that even work?
“Okay.” With a smile, she nods. Great, the stamp works as intended.
Loli sensei raises her hand towards her collar and starts to unbutton her shirt. With two pops, her chest puffs up slightly as her chest is finally given enough space to fully display itself.
I stare at her cleavage and her boobs hidden behind her red bra. My dick twitches. Wow, never knew she was a rare pokemon—oppai loli! Yes, I know, most are disgusting to look at, but she has a modest breast, so it suits her very well.
Once the shirt is gone, she reaches for her skirt and unzips it from the side before it also falls on the ground, revealing her transparent leggings and panties visible behind it.
“I-is this enough?”
“Sensei, please don’t tease me. How can we have sex like this? Please continue.” I reply with a serious face.
She nods. Her hand reaches behind her back and she leans down a little, and with a click, her bra falls on the ground revealing her modest chest and two pink nipples on top which she hides behind her arms and turning her head away.
She is embarrassed. Cute.
“Sensei, come here.” I sit on the bed and point at the tent on my crotch. “It hurts. Won’t you help me?”
She is breathing heavily with an open mouth and wet lips. I can tell, she is turn on, way too fucking turn on that I can see wet patch getting visible between her legs.
Does she have a domination fetish? That’s kinda hot. Who doesn’t want a slave that likes to be forced around? I do. And so—
“Aiko, hurry up.” I order with a heavy voice. This results in her clenching her legs together before she nods her head and shakily walks towards me before falling onto her knees.
She raises her hand and places it on my thighs, staring at my crotch, she lowers her head on sniffs.
… I love my life. Maybe it’s time I buy Potpourri. But I also need Siren’s Song… Fuck, why is that shit so expensive? It costs me eight motherfucking Aiko! Or maybe she is just cheap… I don’t know.
“Nagumo-kun’s smell…” Okay, that’s hot. Smell me more.
“Stop sniffing and get to work already.” She came a little. Now that I know she has a domination fetish, I will be a little true to myself and dominate her. Yep. My real personality is definitely not so shit.
“Y-yes!” She replies in high pitch. Her hand shakily reaches my pants. She opens the button before she pulls it down, my dick slaps her directly on the face.
Her eyes are hazy and saliva is leaving her mouth. And god she is panting like a dog.
My body shivers as she grips my shaft with her little hands. That sounds disturbing, but it’s the reality of the things so it can’t be helped.
Up and down, up and down, up and down; she lowers her head before she kisses the tip.
“Sorry!” I say before I force penetrate my dick into her mouth. Don’t worry, I think [Sexual Calibration] will take care of everything. And it definitely did, seeing how instead of coughing, loli sensei moaned loudly instead.
She was enjoying getting her mouth force raped by my dick. At this point, I’m doubting if it’s [Sexual Calibration] or just her personal fetish. I guess it’s both.
I tightly grip handful of her hair in my fist before I start to face fuck her without any care in the world. This shit feels so fucking good that I just want keep mouth fuck her.
“Shit, I’m cumming!” I groan before I release my semen directly into her throat. Her eyes have long since rolled back yet she didn’t forget to gulp down all the cum. I pat her head and smile. “Good girl.”
“Fuha~” My dick pops out of her small mouth before falling onto her face. “Ha… ha… ha… ha…” as she breathes loudly with her tongue out and saliva dripping down into her cleavage.
“Ah!” She moans as I grip her boobs. They fit perfectly in my hands; soft and meaty. This makes me wonder how soft the boobs of Sensei would be.
“H-Hajime-kun~!” Loli sensei moans loudly and my fallen comrade starts to rise once again. Resurrection through moan! The power of horniness is unimaginable!
“Get on your four.” I order in a cold tone once again, causing loli sensei's body to shiver and her eyes to gleam in expectation. Really. Looking at her, one would never think that this little woman has a domination fetish. But now I do, so don’t mind me.
“Y-Yes…” meekly, she crawls on the bed on all four, pointing her ass towards me.
“Raise your ass a little.” She nods, before raising her ass.
I grip it, feeling my fingers submerging into her ass. Oh, despite her height, she is soft at unexpected places. Seeing her height, one might think that she has no ass or boobs, but she was surprisingly gifted in both departments.
I apply a small pressure, ripping apart her transparent leggings, revealing her soaking panties.
“Aiko… You really have no shame. Here, you are going to get fucked by your student but you are enjoying it, way too much in fact that your panties are leaking your juices.”
“B-but… I won’t get like this if not for you… I only do this for you…” I fucking love brainwashing.
Some may say, it’s evil. But I say, fuck yes it is. What did you expect from someone who accepted to be an interdimensional slavetrader? A full twenty volumes long love story?
“Good girl…” I lean down and rub her head, causing her to bury her face in the bed with shame.
“Please don’t tell it to anyone else, or they will all make fun of me… a teacher falling in love with her student, I would have no face to go outside then.” Don’t worry, I’ll make sure that all of them join our session soon enough.
“Of course not. I keep my promises.” If I feel like keeping one.
I slide her panties aside before thrusting my brother in her in one single thrust.
“HMNG~!” She moans loudly. Good thing she tightened her jaw so as to not raise her voice. As much as I would love hearing her loud moans, I don’t want to destroy my relationship with others yet.
“Ah, Hajime! Don’t stop! Ruin my pussy!” On it loli sensei! I know you like it rough, so leave this shit to me.
My grip around her ass tightens before I raise my hand and tightly slap her asscheeks, arousing another loud moan out of her mouth and clenching her inner walls.
I don’t know if its her size, but her pussy is tight as fuck. If I didn’t put enough focus, I might come.
“Yes! Yes! YES!” she sure is enjoying herself. Not that I’m not.
I soon feel myself reaching my limit.
“Aiko, I’m cuming!”
“I-Inside, come inside!” as you wish, pervert sensei!
One shot after another, I empty my balls inside her, painting her inner walls white. My dick pops out from her pussy before landing, directing between her ass crack.
Seeing her little twitching ass hole, I’m hard again…
[Sexcual Calibration], I’ll leave everything to you now.
“WHA~!” She shouts loudly as I, without any care, push my dick directly into her ass. No lube no nothing, I had more trust in [Sexual Calibration] than I had in myself.
By the way, I made sure to use [Universal Calibration] so that every girl’s ass is always ready and clean to be taken. Goddamit, I am way too intelligent. Nerf please.
Though I guess [Sexual Calibration] does it for you… oh well, double insurance it is then.
With another hit, I release my seed into her ass once more.
What a productive day it was. And seeing the pervert sensei’s worn out body, it seems like she cannot go on anymore.
“Well, let’s meet tomorrow.” With that, I return back to my room. I’m tired and have nothing else to do, so I’ll sleep then I guess.
Chapter: 03
How dare he?! How dare he?! How dare he?! How dare he?! How dare he?! How dare he?! How dare he hurt Kouki-sama!
How dare he mock him?! How dare he look down at him?!
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! I’ll kill him! No, I must not! That would not be enough to satiate my pain that I felt when he hurt Kouki-sama!
Torture, yes. I have to torture him. In the worst way possible, I’ll torture him. I’ll break his fingers, gouge out his eyeballs, cut off his nose, his ears, his lips, his dick, peel of his skin, everything. And I will make sure that Kouki-sama sees all of this happening. He must. He must see it.
He will be happy, right? I’m sure he will be. And then he will praise me, he will like me, he will accept me.
That’s why I must capture Hajime Nagumo. At all costs, I must capture him. I must capture him so I can enact justice upon him.
“Erieri, what happened? You are making a scary face?” Annoying. Can’t she leave me alone? Why must she bother me all the time? It’s so annoying. But I must be patient, I must bear the presence of these lower lifeforms until Kouki-sama accepts me. Yes, until then, I must act. I must not let them be suspicious of me.
“I’m just nervous…” I reply, showing a slightly downed expression.
“You too? But I think it cannot be helped… this would be our first dungeon experience in this world after all.” And I hope this will be the final for everyone but Kouki-sama. Of course, once all these annoying pests are gone, I can have Kouki-sama all for myself. A~a~! Just thinking makes me feel itchy between my legs. I can’t wait to make Kouki-sama mine.
“I’m sure nothing will happen with Amanogawa-san taking the lead… He will definitely protect us.” Like he did when I was a kid. He was so heroic and beautiful, just remembering those memories is enough for me to live for eternity.
“Oh, but did you hear? Everything talking about how Nagumo might be stronger than Amanogawa-san? I mean, he did beat him in the mock figh—”
“He cheated.”
“Eh?”
“I said, he cheated. If not for him using such cheap methods, Amanogawa-san would definitely have won.”
What does she think she is, for saying that Nagumo piece of shit is better than my Kouki-sama? This bitch. If not for that I didn’t want Kouki-sama to hate me, I would have stabbed my staff in her throat for saying such a sacrilege thing.
Kouki-sama is best. No one is better than him. And those who claim to do so, fufufu, just wait, I’ll kill every single one of those motherfuckers soon.
“Even though~” I will kill this bitch.
“But Erieri~, don’t you think Nagumo-kun is kinda handsome? Especially since he has come to this world, I feel like he has man up a lot. And his eyes… they are so beautiful… I feel like losing myself in them.” That’s why I’ll gouge them out and present them to Kouki-sama. Only he deserves to have every beautiful thing. If someone else dares to possess them, I just need to take it back from them.
“It’s so so.”
“Ehhh~, don’t be shy now. I know you like them. I have seen you staring at Nagumo-kun multiple times. Don’t think you can hide it from me.” That’s because I hate him so much. And I keep thinking of multiple ways to torture him all the time.
“Suzu, you are mistaken. That’s not it.” I smile wryly. “His eyes are beautiful, but that is not enough for me to fall for him.” as if I would fall for that piece of shit.
“Is that so? Oh, everyone’s here now. Let’s go, Eriri, or they will leave us behind.”
My eyes tails towards the back of the most hateful man and murderous intent releases from my soul unconsciously, though I hide it instantly.
Calm down, calm down, Eri. I must be patient. I must not let my emotions consume me. It will not be too late to kill him.
…
I really want to force slam my dick all the way into her yandere throat…
It has been almost two weeks since my fight with a cocksucking wannabe hero, and I think Eri has fallen in love with me. Kyaa! So embarrassing! For the whole two weeks, she has been staring at me with so much love and passion that my heart feels like exploding.
Sigh, I can only blame myself for being so handsome and dashing that even a yandere bitch like her falls in love with me.
On a serious note, I should really just stamp her before I really find myself dead in my sleep. And I’m also interested to see how the stamp would work on her.
I couldn’t find any perfect chance or opportunity to touch her for three seconds to stamp her, which is kinda sad, but it can’t be helped. I like it that I have to struggle a little to brainwash have her fall in love with me.
This makes all this more exciting.
“Hajime-kun, good morning~” Happy voice of my favorite huggable pillow comes from behind, making me turn around and smile at her. As always, she looks stunning and cute. I want to hug her for real.
“Good morning, Kaori.” Yes, we have moved to the first name basis. I know, I know, my rizz is unmatched. It will not be long we'll be holding hands… WHY IS IT SO SLOW?! Isn’t she supposed to be in love with me? Ah, now that I remember, she only comforted her feelings for [Hajime] after she found out that he is in a relationship with Yue and Shia.
Is that it? Do I have to make my relationship with loli sensei public? I feel like that would have an opposite effect instead.
“Hajime-kun, make sure to stay close to me. So I can heal you all the time.” Can you heal my dick? It has been waiting for two weeks now…
“Kaori, I think I’m in love with you.” Never let them know your next move!
“W-what?!” She recoils back with shock, and so do I.
“What?”
“N-No, what you just said!”
“What did I say?”
“Y-You just s-said that you lo-lo-lo-” Cute.
“That I love you?” my shamelessness knows no bounds. “Yes, I love you Kaori.”
“B-But why now?” because I was getting a little impatient.
“Because we never know if we will come back out of the dungeon alive.” Bullshit! “That’s why, I want to die with no regrets.”
By now, everyone has already gathered. So the little commotion got everyone’s attention, and they were walking towards us.
“Kaori, what happen—”
“Don’t!” Oi, that’s rude. Don’t cut Onee-sama midway. “Don’t say that ever again!”
She looks desperate for some reason. Did I say something wrong? I’m pretty sure, according to the typical story, this is where the female lead melts down and accepts the feelings of the protagonist aka me.
So why is she so hype up right now?
“Hajime-kun, I would never let anything happen to you!” She takes a step closer and tightly clenches my hand and places it over her chest. They are soft. I want to grab them. Holy shit! I didn’t take her for a bold woman… But, then again, she indeed starts to have mild yandere tendencies in the original. That’s hot. Please be yandere for me.
“Do you know for certain?” I inquire with a sad smile. “Hence, please answer me, Kaori.”
Please say yes. I didn’t go through all this shit to be rejected. If she rejects, I might stamp her.
“Nagumo, don’t you see you are making Kaori uncomfortable?” I stare at my empty hands as the cocksucking justice wannabe breaks the contact between me and my favorite huggable pillow.
This bastard…
“Stop it, Kouki-kun. He is not making me uncomfortable.” I instantly stop myself from launching [Reverse: Red] at his piece of shit who dares to disturb me. Even though I’m not as strong as Gojo since I only obtained T4 strength from the template, I wasn’t just having sex during these two weeks… actually, I was. Forgive me, but I’m one horny motherfucker so it cannot be helped.
On the other hand, since I have [Soul Talent], learning [Curse Energy] was like having another organ in my body. All it took me was some private practice and I was able to recreate most of Gojo’s personal [Cursed Techniques]; though I still have to learn [Domain Expansion], it should not be long.
“Kaori?” He looks confused and bewildered; as if Kaori stole his favorite pet or something. He is making me mad, and I think Onee-sama found out about my dissatisfaction as she walks closer to cocksucking justice wannabe and grabs his hand.
“Kouki, let them talk it out.” Thank you Onee-sama. I’ll make sure to pamper you with lots of my cum in the foreseeable future.
But for now… I return my gaze back to my favorite huggable pillow and see her staring at me with a blushed face.
“Kaori… I know you look cute and all with that look, but, like, can you give the answer already? It’s getting kinda awkward not gonna lie…” It was not. Please, don’t mind me. I can stay here for hours and stare at your face. But I feel like, if I did not push her, we would not be getting anywhere.
Also, this cuck is throughing murderous intent at me from the start… should I throw him in the dungeon instead of [Hajime Nagumo]’s place this time? Yep, I’m definitely doing that.
“I… I also love you, Hajime…” And she hides her face in her hands.
DING
Ignoring the notification, I take my phone out and snap an image of Kaori. Yep, saving this shit in my phone for eternity… maybe even fap to it sometime in the future. Don’t judge me. My taste is very low. I can go with anything as long as it has ass and boobs.
Target Kaori Shirasaki captured +12.
“W-what?! Kaori?!” Why the fuck are you the one with surprised expression wannabe Shirou? And I’m stamping you cuck. I have enough of you throwing your murderous gazes at me at every second. You ain’t no yandere like Eri, so I don’t enjoy it in the least.
“You did it, Kaori.” I hear Onee-sama praising her friend and patting her on the back with a smile before she looks at me. “Hajime, don’t break her heart or I’ll chop it off.” Onee-sama! When did she become aggressive? Also, don’t worry, because soon you will also be part of this handsome man’s ever growing pokemon harem.
“Sensei, you are also very beautiful.” Yep, I’m scum. But please don’t hate me. And no, I’m not worried about Kaori going mad at me for saying this right now, because she already confessed to me. She is already captured, so she shouldn’t have any rejection to the idea of harem at this point. I love you Company. Solving such shit so easily.
“Y-You! When did you become a playboy?” Onee-sama replies with blushing cheeks. Absolutely worth it. To be honest, if I had Siren’s Song, she would have been my waifu by now. Sadely, this shit expensive… I can only wait till I capture loli vampire to buy it.
“Hahaha, being young is great. Reminds me of your younger days.” A wild Meld-chi appears and laughs loudly, patting me on my back heavily. “You got it in you boy! Though I would love to allow you guys to celebrate it, we don’t have much time. We need to finish our first run before the sun goes down, so get your gears ready and move towards the dungeon.”
Ah yes, dungeon. Completely forgot that we were here for that.
A typical cave-like entrance with a bunch of adventures roaming outside of it. As we were verifying our status plate, something like registration to enter, I felt a tug to my sleeve.
“H-Hajime-kun, stay close to me, okay?” I stare at my favorite huggable pillow as she shyly stares at me with puppy gaze. Yep, definitely the cutest so far.
“Um. Don’t worry. I will not let anything happen to you.” I nod with a soft smile, causing her blush to intensify as she nods in return.
“T-Then I-I will not let Hajime-kun get hurt. Leave the healing to me.” Adorable, but I doubt anything can hurt me to begin with.
“Alright.”
“Yo, newly wed couple, we are moving in. Hurry up.” Suzu shouts loudly with a teasing voice. Honestly, I forgot she existed until today. You can’t blame me. She is always beside Eri, so it’s hard to notice her. Yandere for the win.
But now that I look at her, that body… I feel a twitch to my dick… I might be one fucking degenerate, who knew.
“Hajime-kun, let’s go.” Kaori pulls my hand to run towards the group as we enter the dungeon.
Alright, I have to stamp and make Eri my exclusive yandere bitch today!
…
The dungeon diving… was more boring than I had expected.
It cannot be helped. I was just too strong and out of everyone’s league.
The monsters in the upper floor were weak, so weak that even cocksucking justice Shirou wannabe was able to defeat them, let alone me who is untouchable to begin with… unless some motherfucker with [Space Magic] pops out.
Though, if I remember correctly, not a single user of [Space Magic] used it to its full potential. So I highly doubt that people in this world have enough IQ to by-pass [Infinity]... maybe if the original user was alive, sadly, he is not.
On the topic of that, what am I going to do with Miledi? I want her, I absolutely want her in my ever growing loli harem. That cheerful prankster, just thinking about raw fucking her makes me want to straight up buy her through the Company.
But I don’t because she is expensive…
She doesn't have a body, and I don’t have the power to reincarnate her. But what I do have is [Reinhard]’s blessing. I wonder if I can use it to somehow resurrect her… If that didn’t work, then I can always use [Concept Magic] for it.
Don’t doubt me, my sheer will to fuck her is great enough to drown this world with it.
If even that didn’t work, then I’ll just stamp her, sell her, and then yoink her out of her timeline… either way, I’m fucking her.
“Hajime-kun, watch out!” I am watching out… for the ass of Onee-sama that is. And holy fuck does it not go jiggle jiggle.
I move my hand instinctively and decapitate the coming monster’s head cleanly. After training with Onee-sama, I have already copied her Yaegashi Swordsmanship Style. So despite my low stats, I’m pretty nimble. Matched with [Gojo and Reinhard]’s power, I can be considered pretty decent.
The main problem though is that I’m weak as fuck without skills… I need to train my body. If I remember correctly, Reinhard was strong enough to fight with Stella and Od Laguna without his blessings, I want that strength too! I dream high!
Alright, fuck it, I’m buying [Superman] Template.
“Hajime-kun, are you alright? You are zoning out way too much.” Kiss me and I won’t.
“Kiss me and I won’t.” Fuck my brain. Cannot even control my thoughts from slipping out.
“Wha—R-right now?” Even without Siren’s Voice, [Alluring Whisper] matched with my [Love Spot] is enough to make girls I capture to fully compile to what I say.
“On the cheek then.” Though even I’m not cruel enough to make her kiss me against her wish… actually, I am. But I’m not in the mood for one right now.
“On the cheek then.” She says before tiptoeing, her plump lips pressing against my cheeks… and I’m hard. Great…
“Ahem. Kaori, we need some help here.” As always, Onee-sama makes her appearance, followed by cocksucking wannabe hero and muscle head.
“I get it, you want to spend time with your boyfriend, but please don’t forget us…” She’s right, involve her too.
“I’m sorry…” She is blushing, cute.
“Let’s rest a little here then. After we catch our breath, let’s move forward.” Cocksucking wannabe hero suggests, staring at me with dissatisfaction.
Hah! Suck it bitch! I’m the chosen one.
Once Kaori leaves to heal others and others sit down randomly to rest, I take out The Company’s phone and open the catalog.
I was saying money for Siren’s Voice so I could brainwash—I mean, pursue girls easily, but my own strength comes first. So, without any hesitation in my motion, I buy [Clark Kent].
Instead of power, tears fall from my eyes instead… Fuck! I forgot about Mommy Kafka! Nooooo! Dammit! Fuck it! Once I capture Eri and Loli Vampire, I would have enough to buy her anyways.
In the meantime, I’m going to enjoy this exhilarating feeling of powering up.
I can feel that my strength has grown exponentially in an instant. So to check, I take out my Status Plate and yep, I’m broken in this world now.
[Name: Hajime Nagumo]
[Age: 17 years old]
[Gender: Male]
[Class: Sword Saint]
[Level: 24]
[STR: ???]
[VIT: ???]
[DEF: ???]
[AGI: ???]
[MAG: ???]
[RES: ???]
[Skills: Transmute, Language Comprehension, Swordsmanship, ???, ???, ???, ???]
Yep, I have become more absurd. This time, not a single stat is showing. I feel I can one-punch anyone right now. I need to punch someone, like right now.
“Alright kids, let’s move on.” Good call Meld-chi.
And so we walk further into the dungeon, and I one-punch everything. Well, not everything, just a monster to know that yep, I’m overpowered for this quest. It’s Pay to Win baby.
“Hajime-kun, here, you are sweating.” She definitely has a potential to be yandere.
“Thank you.” Though I wasn’t sweating, but alright.
“How many times do I have to tell you… stop using such big moves. You're gonna sink the dungeon, Kouki.” It’s useless, Meld-chi. Cocksucking justice wannabe hero is a confused man. Leave him be.
“Hahaha… I’m sorry…”
“Oh, Hajime-kun, look.” Did you find an ultra rare pokemon? “What a beautiful gem. It is so shiny and sparkly.” Oh…
“That's a grant crystal.” Meld-chi says. “And a big one at that… that’s rare.” Yes, it is. So we definitely should not pick it out. “It doesn’t have any special properties, but it shines beautifully so it’s pretty popular among nobles.”
“It’s beautiful…” Stop looking at me as if you want me to go and fetch it for you. That’s a trap. Let cuck do it.
“I’ll take it for you then.” Yep, cuck for sure. Bitch, she and I are in a relationship already. This dude is definitely a cuck, no, maybe a massive SIMP.
“Hiyama-kun?” even my favorite huggable pillow is confused.
“You want it, don’t you, Kaori?” why the fuck you are glaring towards me for, cuck. “I’ll get it for you then.”
“Eh?” Perfect response Kaori. Even my mind goes “eh” right now. “But it’s alright… I don’t want it…” Then stop looking at me with such expectant gaze! Ahhh~ I’m melting~
“Fool!” Kuchiki?! Oh, it’s just Meld-chi. “Don’t act on your own!”
“Calm down, it’s not even that high.” Think, cuck, think. Height is not the problem here.
“That’s not it, get down this instant! I told you all before that this labyrinth could have dangerous traps in it!” If cuck had the ability to think, then this world would be in danger Meld-chi. Forget it.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever. It’s just a stone. Noise old coward.” Wow… Definitely didn’t see that coming.
“Kaori, stay close to me.” I grab her hand and pull her closer to me.
“Hajime-kun?” She looks at me in confusion. So adorable, like a pet… I can’t… I lean down and gently peck at her lips. They are soft, very soft. I want to bite them. Lick them. Suck on them. Sorry, I lack self control.
“W-wha—!” She didn’t get to finish her flustered response before a magical circle blossomed below our feet. I stare intently at it, using my eyes, trying to break it down to molecular level. With talents that I possess, learning new shit is as easy as brainwashing waifus to get them do shit for me. Adding [Six Eyes] and now [Clark Kent] mixed with [Reinhard] template, it’s hard for me to not learn anything I see once.
Next instant, we find ourselves standing on a bridge with a cool ass black enormous beast in front of us. It was all black, no, black flame-like thingy was releasing from its body. Its eyes were shining brightly in crimson light and fog was releasing from its open mouth.
All in all, it looks badass. I want it as my pet.
“Is that… a Demonic Beast?” Nope, that’s me.
“Kaori, stay behind me, okay?” as the chaos insures, I tightly grab Kaori’s soft hand which I would love to have on my dick. “Everything will be alright, okay?”
I dearly miss Siern’s Song…
“B-but—” I off-handidly slashes at the coming skeleton, cutting it in half. Staring into her eyes that stares back at me with untold nervousness and worries but ends up in daze the moment they meet mine. All hail [Love Spot x Six Eyes] combo. “It’s alright. I’m not that weak.” I’m the strongest. My Gojo’s side kicks in. And seeing the change in her expression as it relaxes, I guess even she perceives the change in my aura.
“Alright.” She nods before running towards others who were struggling to fight off skeletons. Alright, time to stamp Eri.
My eyes move, everything is in inexplicably slow motion in my vision. [Six Eyes] was already a hax, but adding it with the [Superman] template, yep, feels like I’m living in a completely different timeline than everyone else. It’s kinda trippy, not gonna lie.
And so I instantly lock on Eri. I wonder if I can fap to her in this slow timeline…
Shaking my head of the classic thought process that makes up my very sad existence, I blink behind the black-haired yandere as she fends off the skeletons with her staff.
“Nagumo?!” and your future master. “What are you doing?!” making you my slave, thank you very much.
With much though, I place the stamp on the back of her neck.
“S-stop!” she tries to struggle out, but with my strength? Yep, good luck with that. “You… What did you do to me?”
She snarls back at me with a murderous gaze. Oops, your facade is breaking miss yandere.
“Nothing.” I smirk. Eitherways, she has no way of knowing that I just stamped her.
Her eyes lost their luster for a split second and turned into two black orbs. That shits so fucking scarily hot. I can’t wait for her to turn into my personal yandere slave.
“Eri, behind you!” and here comes the next target. Once again, I blink and appear behind Suzu and place the same stamp on her neck. Three seconds, and I vanish once again.
Everyone here is fighting for their lives, and I’m here stamping waifus’ left and right. That’s so me.
Now lastly.
I appear behind the cuck, grip him from behind his neck, stamp him, and throw him towards the behemoth. All of this happens in a time less than a second, so not a single soul is able to tell what just transpired. Seeing how most of them are busy taking care of the skeletons.
“Meld-chi, I’ll hold it off. You run back and clear the path.” I appear beside Meld-chi, who alone is trying to hold off the behemoth. So cute. Sadly, he is weak as fuck and his attack doing nothing.
“Boy!? Can you?!” Why the fuck do you think I said that, Meld-chi?
“Yeah, believe it.” I’m going to defeat the monster and prove to everyone that I’m fit to be the next Hokage! “Oops, wrong franchise.”
“What?”
“Nothing, just go.”
“Dammit! Then I’ll create an opening for you to use your attack, boy!” Not that I need one, but whatever floats your boat.
He runs towards the cool ass monster and attacks it together with other knights. Even though those attacks did absolutely nothing, they were enough to throw the behemoth off-balance.
“Boy, now!”
I nod and place my hand on the ground before activating the only skill I got after getting summoned to this world—[Transmute].
Unlike [Hajime Nagumo], I did not lack in the mana department. More so, I can easily manipulate mana directly to atomic level. Hence when I say I can sink a whole city under earth, I mean it.
“Wait, that! Hiyama, what the fuck are you doing there!” Dying, I hope not. I still need to get the credits at least. Let’s leave it to luck then.
“It’s too late.” I add, the bridge breaks, and cuck with Bahemoth fall into the endless abyss below.
Shouldn’t have stared at me like some obsessive yandere. Though it would be quite funny if he ends up following Hajime’s route and comes out alive from this fall. Hahaha… that would be fun for sure.
Comments
He has more cheats than original Hajime himself.... Like, he is walking cheat
GigaChad
Really loving this new story! I hope you keep up with it. If he isn't going to go hajime's route like in the story, how is he going to meet Yue and shea? Also how is he going to get the cheats that the original hajime got?
