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DISTRESSED DAMSELS: SF heroine "Lily" vs. SmileyBot, pt.1!
🕑 Added 2021-09-24 12:05:52 +0000 UTCWellp, I'm down to the last few Dirty Pair--nay, Rose & Lily DiD commissions drawn for a generous friend, circa the early 2000s, in what was obviously the proto-Empowered B&W comic format.
Pity that I screwed myself by drawing Kei & Y**i-based damsels, as I theoretically might've been able to publish these comics elsewhere if the heroines looked unlike my licensed iteration of the DP. As is, these suckers will remain Patreon-exclusive for the foreseeable future.
This time around, a tragically underarmed "Lily" faces off against another, seemingly inexplicable iteration of the brain(chip)-damaged but terminally horny "Smileybot" from the last few issues of 1990-91's miniseries Dirty Pair: A Plague of Angels. Bad enough that Lily's "ElektroMag" pistol is far too wussy to take down a mecha, but getting catcalled by said mecha really adds insult to injury (or injured pride) for our hapless but fetching heroine.
Though my generous friend was commissioning DiD content, I can tell you that I must've amused myself by drawing the extended preamble to bondage as an action scene, albeit one with a notably higher cheesecake level (and high heels!) than my published DP stuff. In retrospect, not sure why 20-Years-Ago-Me didn't start the scene off with Lily already restrained, as previous "Rose & Lily" action scenes with a partially distressed heroine worked out quite nicely; sure beats trying to work up new poses for a fully distressed damsel, I can tell you. (My hat is off to artists who draw pin-uppy DiD content on a regular basis, as I've long ago proven myself unable to handle non-narrative illo-work for very long.)
Anyhoo, next time around, stand by for full-on DiD content as "Lily vs. SmileyBot" lurches to its predictably abrupt conclusion. (Lordy loo, I just spent a g-d hour and a half outta my critical morning workshift scanning and setting up this g-d post. Ouch!)
NEXT TIME ON THIS HERE PATREON: The new "M/W/F+" posting schedule has kicked in with a non-fixed selection of posts, so who knows what the heck I might post next?
Comments
Jack Hallows
part two she is tied up and ball gagged? o___
JKurt
Lol I love the cat calling mech. Nobody can resist the catchy allure of Sir Mix-a-Lot
Burninator
You know, I find it oddly amusing that the newish official, written by Takachiho himself, DP manga has far more explicit content (to the point of honestly being kinda unpleasant in That One Two Page Spread) than the "too hot to publish" Rose and Lily stuff.
Tim Price
I've always liked the SmileyBot design. Great to see it again!
