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DISTRESSED DAMSELS: Mancatcher & hot pants ahoy!
🕑 Added 2020-08-26 13:00:07 +0000 UTCBehold, a commissioned story fragment (in proto-Empowered format) from the early 2000s featuring the "hot pants & garter belts"—& opera gloves!—costume variation of Dirty Pair's Y**i finding herself DiDed yet again.
Note that the Lovely Angel's uncharacteristic helplessness could no doubt could be explained away as part of an interactive simulation, per the Dirty Pair: Fatal But Not Serious panels below:
The goofily impotent messages of protest running around her short's waistband are a wackier trait of this "DP DiDverse" costume; note, however, that I ran out of ideas for said text in places, and never quite got around to filling 'em in afterward. (Not that the free-spending friend who paid for these pages complained, though.)
I believe (but can't confirm) that her sketchy-looking captors might have been cannibals of some sort, hence the "what's that smell" bit. Anyhoo, I ran out of available worktime to go any further with this episode, hence the abrupt conclusion.
NOTE: Whimsically censored the damsel's name to avoid setting off Patreon's automatic flag that pops up whenever I type said name. (Not that the flag matters at all, but just thought I'd try this for once.)
TOMORROW ON THIS HERE PATREON: Time for the (surprisingly extensive) color guides and exhaustively detailed final colors on that Exalted RPG cover from Tuesday!
Comments
Strypgia
I was just wondering, "Hope they're not 'humanitarians', Yuri!", and yep, they are. Uh oh. Yuri looks good, though.
Kyoumen
Poor Yuri's reached early Emp levels of hapless bemoaning of her fate... although who can blame her? These things never seem to happen to Kei. Now I kind of want to see Yuri the Barbarian as catharsis. Or just read Fatal But Not Serious again.
J.
That belt is an amazing joke and I love it.
Burninator
Yep, that was in "I Honestly Hate You", the SDCC minicomic that got reprinted in the back of the Dark Horse version of Biohazards.
andrew
Haven't we seen Kei abusing Sim!Yuri in one of the comics? It's been a...gulp...decades since I read my AW DP GN's, but I seem to recall that.
Burninator
Unlike with regards to Emp, captors have a perfectly sound technical reason to gag Yuri. As Run From The Future showed, Kei and Yuri can be equipped with chemical arrest spit, and presumably other possibilities as well, so a gag is essential for protective purposes and not at all just an excuse to stick things in her mouth. You know, I think I've mentioned this before, but I'm not sure whether it's brave or just stupid to peddle questionable Kei 'N Yuri sims in the vicinity of the real Kei and Yuri. Also, I wonder if DPVerse Studio Proteus is behind some of these sims, given the high quality and the fact that IIRC they're the publisher of Buxom Babes and thus presumably have the resources and clientele base to justify the expense.
