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THE MAN'S DADDY'S NEW JOKES
🕑 Added 2024-09-26 15:17:47 +0000 UTCA new Man's Daddy joke popped into my head the other day. It has been a while. Then my brain started to think of more. I don't control it.
Weirdly, I stumbled upon the book we gave away to backers years ago, and I'm wondering if it might be time for an updated version - new jokes, new material, plus ALL the classics. I'd love to do it as a physical thing. Any interest?
Anyway. Here are the jokes.
QUESTION: What are Tom & Jerry’s full names?
ANSWER: Tomb & Jerusalem.
QUESTION: What type of animals are Tom & Jerry?
ANSWER: A furry and a rat.
QUESTION: Why is Tom always trying to kill Jerry?
ANSWER: Jerry is his step-father.
QUESTION: What is the opposite of the Vatican?
ANSWER: The Vaticannot.
QUESTION: Which characters appear in the Vatican remake of Teletubbies?
ANSWER: Archbishop Tinky Winky, Dipsynod, La Last Supper, and Pope.
QUESTION: What is James Bond’s favourite gadget?
ANSWER: His douche.
QUESTION: What does E.T. stand for?
ANSWER: Because if he laid down he wouldn’t be able to get back up.
QUESTION: What do swans say when they lay an egg?
ANSWER: “There goes another one!”
QUESTION: Who’s the weakest monkey in the world?
ANSWER: Feeble Jim.
QUESTION: What does Sir Kier Starmer always keep on his desk?
ANSWER: A stamen.
QUESTION: What goes up when rain comes down?
ANSWER: Meteorologists.
QUESTION: What’s blonde and tastes of peppermint?
ANSWER: A Ken doll mint cake (Kendall mint cake).
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Comments
Teagan Buckley
I'd definitely be interested in a physical book!
Katie Rootham
These are something special, you need to defo do a man daddy joke book! 🤩
