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EXCLUSIVE: DELETED SCENE - AND A QUICK EXPLANATION

🕑 Added 2022-11-05 07:21:45 +0000 UTC
EXCLUSIVE: DELETED SCENE - AND A QUICK EXPLANATION

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Elle Warsop

Dad is still in a box * on a stand in mum’s living room. Every now and then he gets a dust and I had to comment once that it felt like he’d lost weight recently. We howled with laughter. Some times are easier than others. *his ashes I hasten to add. 😅

Tom Bromley

When my Nan died we got her ashes back and there was a period between getting them back and the "getting everyone together and doing something with them" that really freaked me out. They also came in a very industrial tub, not an urn which didn't feel right. It was basicallyone of those big sweet jars but opaque. We had them in the living room, but it really upset me so I hid them behind the curtain haha. We scattered some, some went under a rosebush, and some went in small urns for the family that wanted them. I have some in an urn but I still can't bear to have them in my house, so my sister looks after them for me. Personally I find it difficult to have the fond memories you want of a departed loved one in their presence. My Nan would have told us to chuck them in a skip I think 😄

Elle Warsop

Take care. Totally understand what you’re going though. It’s really tough 😓. Big hugs. X. Edit: must really prof red my p posts before sending - your instead of you’re 🧐😳🙄

Sedric And Charlie

I used to tell my friends that when I die they should have my skull made into a bong so they can all take a hit off it. I don't smoke weed, but they all do and they'd be the active participants (I won't be doing much of anything those days) so it seemed appropriate. One of them consistently misremembers this as me saying they should smoke my ashes IN the bong, and I haven't seen fit to correct him

Treacle Truffle

When my sister was doing her medical training she was issued with a wooden box that contained a partial human skeleton, and despite my constant requests she refused to let me boil it up to try and make stock.

Paul Rose (Mr Biffo)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa! It's a Digi video waiting to happen!

Chai

This might be deeply disrespectful, but did you know that human ashes taste kinda spicy? Like strong black pepper. I'm not saying you SHOULD eat a tiny bit of your dad, but I'm not saying you SHOULDN'T.


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