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EARLY ACESS: A DAY OUT TO SLAP A PIG
🕑 Added 2022-10-05 09:22:44 +0000 UTCWe're back! And so is the coat! Sorry this isn't the promised Chernobyl vid, but when it came down to it we were in the mood for something a bit less heavy.
This week, we take a day out to review a farm, feed the animals, discover more about the natural kingdom, and potentially slap a pig. Not in a mean way, but in a warm, gentle way. Also, I do a funny dance.
Outtakes and Writer's Club coming later this week for the respective tiers, and Biffo's Brain next week.
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Paul Rose (Mr Biffo)
Not in my book! BTW - thank you for the lovely card. Gannon dropped it off yesterday.
Kathy Holloway (Silph)
Five for silver, Biffo!
Kathy Holloway (Silph)
Four minutes in and I’m completely with Sanja in her fat feelings and duck names trains of thought! Sanja is the earthly avatar of common sense!
Geoffrey Easton
Re: the joke about an animal that could fetch coffee, etc., I thought you were going to say a gopher (go-fer)! :D
Simon Lee Tranter
Biffo: Wearer of fine coats, thrower of shapes, slapper of swine.
Paul Rose (Mr Biffo)
That was one hell of a slap!
Si Forster
Looking forward to watching this in a bit! Here now because your title brought back a very vivid memory: As a kid, there used to be a zoo near where I lived. As this was the early 70’s, “zoo” = “big cages” and people were able to get fairly close to the animals. My Uncle Eric was the family joker, so when we were at the rhino cage with one specimen backed right up to the bars, he (Eric, not rhino) shouted “look at the arse on that!” and slapped it as hard as he could. Rhino probably didn’t even notice. Uncle Eric broke his wrist.
