MrBiffo
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NOTHING WILL HAPPEN?
🕑 Added 2021-07-13 11:08:54 +0000 UTCHello gang. There *probably* won't be a Digi this week, alas. I spent most of yesterday at the hospital with my dad, so I'm a day behind on everything I wanted to get done this week (Digi Live prep, and other bits and pieces).
Sanja and I are going to be filming next week's episode towards the end of the week, so you'll likely get something - including some Patreon-only vids, hopefully - it just won't go out to everyone. Gives them all an extra week to watch the Supernatural World eps anyway.
My dad is fine by the way. It was a false alarm. I don't think he's got much else going on, so he tends to fixate on things, and worked himself up into a panic. So, beautifully, I lost a day of work and got sprayed with his urine for nothing.
Yes, you read that right.
The young doctor who was checking his catheter got it worse though. She got the jet of it right in her face, and immediately ran off to have a shower (as I did when I got home), leaving me to try to bung up the spurting hose and wipe up the piss. I felt terrible for her. Whatever anyone who works for the NHS is paid, it isn't enough.
ANYWAY....
More news... soon!
Paul
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Also, everything will happen. And Everything That Happens Will Happen Today - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY7Dbm2_MIU
Sounds very pissy
Kathy Holloway (Silph)
Glad that Daddy Biffo is ok. A couple of months ago I had a dream that I bumped into you in Harrow. We chatted for a few moments until you took a call to say that your Dad was in A&E, and you should go to see him. Naturally I volunteered to tag along for moral support (!) so we walked there and queued at the A&E reception. Trouble was, the reception had a barista counter too, so there was a massive queue because everyone was ordering all manner of hot beverages. After reaching the halfway point, you ran outside, put on a Mexican wrestler's mask, and jumped around, making weird gestures at me through the window. I was trying to signal something along the lines of 'get back in here right now!' and was worrying because I didn't know any of your Dad's details beyond 'Mr. Rose' and knew that the receptionist would tell me to bugger off. You kept dicking around, and when I was finally at the front and they called 'next!' I panicked and ran away.
Steve Buchanan
Much love Mr B.
Chris Bell
Relieved to hear your dad is fine. He was probably just as mortified about the yellow fountain! Unless this is his new way of trolling you. ;)
Tyronne Mann
Glad to hear that your Dad is fine. At this rate, you now have sufficient material for an updated version of 'Colin's Sandwich' or something similar involving puppets and flights of fancy.
John Veness
God, "spurting hose"
Darren Le Noble
Not a great day for you Paul, glad your dad is ok, don’t worry about us plenty of digi to rewatch and family always comes first mate.
Craig Hall
All the best to you and your family Paul, good news your dad is OK!
Dave McDade
Glad to read your dad is fine, God bless the nurse on the receiving end of an impromptu golden shower!
