❓ Guess who! ❓
🕑 Added 2024-07-17 18:06:39 +0000 UTCOkay - I've been bad today. Instead of working on SpaceCorps, I spent the day crafting new characters and recreating a scene from a movie I watched last night. When inspiration calls, it calls! 🤲🏻
To check how successful I've been, I'd like you to let me know who you think the main character is in the comments [but without writing his name or being too blunt about it!] If a bunch of you can tell, I'll make some more images, inc a few nudes & 2 other characters from the movie. I may also go on an unhinged rant about how he's the most unfairly maligned character in movie history 😂
EDIT: and you can find those reward posts here: In Defence of Gaston [9 image minicomic] | Patreon
Comments
CDJ
#gastonwasright
RamLock
I’m really confused about the midget caribou. Are they running out of venison at the N. Pole or something?
Dickie Imagery
and why dont we throw in michael fassbender as the beast but now they are all roommates - and for some reason samwise gamgee s role can be reprised after a failed marriage .
Pilgrim
Probably some pornunciation problems :-)
Rocky
I he's so hot love Gaston 🥵
RanliLabz
Sorry to hear your past troubles, Mummf - that’s a very raw deal & hope your uncle paid for his cruelty. I’m pleased that you’ve made a good life for yourself, and will chalk you up as one of the good father-in-laws 🙂
RanliLabz
Hawk-Tuah 😄
RanliLabz
Why hasn’t Disney made a Gaston et LeFou series, starring Henry Cavill & Elden Henson as monster-hunters chasing Loup-Garou & Fae Enchantresses through Revolutionary France? I demand answers!
Pilgrim
I don't know, I think the Deer is in the middle, isn't he?
Mummf
True, my partner's father had already passed away before we even met... aaaand I myself fit a little bit the "once institutionalised father-in-law"... my partner brought two teenagers into our marriage, who are meanwhile married themselves -> I'm a father-in-law. A long time before I was in stationary therapy - after I and a much older man (uncle) strongly disagreed about the age of consent... and he physically showed me that he did not share my opinion -> I was in an "asylum"... 😊
Jeremy Charles
Is he especially good at expectorating?
Sudden Real
I have to say, that's an interesting composition. Usually people would put the main character in the middle, but here he's on the side...
Dickie Imagery
And every last inch of him's covered with hair?
NeimadFR
I give him five hurrahs and twelve hip-hips
RanliLabz
I can see you’ve never had a father-in-law. Anyone that has would consider this entirely reasonable 😅 More seriously, I’ll talk about both these points in a later post, and look forward to hearing your opinion on my argument 🙂
Mummf
Yeah, totally unfairly maligned... everyone should try to send their potential father-in-law to an asylum and rally a mob against a rival to kill him
Sebastian
Oh, trust me, I could very tempt you!
RanliLabz
It's a possibility... and I have a few other fairytale posts from the distant past that could be integrated. More likely just a few comic-style pics to prove that Gaston was an innocent man, tho 😂
RanliLabz
😂 Don't tempt me to waste more update time making movie characters.
Sebastian
It's Bill from Bill and Ted, right?
Pentasphere
You know, this *could* be working on the game if these somehow end up in some holodeck scenario. ;) I certainly wouldn't mind seeing something along those lines. You'd almost have to include a musical number too, considering the source material, which is something you have a penchant for. :D
JammyDodger
Starkids' 'Twisted' musical makes some pretty compelling arguments for Jafar
RanliLabz
‘Most maligned’ is prob hyperbolic. Would be interested to hear alternatives for the most unfairly maligned crown.
RanliLabz
His proportions are pretty close to the non-flexed G (when Disney characters flex, they enlarge dramatically).
Snowish
Somewhat skinny for Gaston, don't you think? But you are right, he IS unfairly maligned. Wouldn't say the most though.
Soul In Shadow
I have heard that his romantic rival is an absolute Beast
mikethemotormouth
🤦
IshyPish
RanliLabz
You’ll soon find out!
Arcus Caelestis
Somehow I think the image could use more eggs, easter or no. About 5 dozen would be my guess.
Brian's Sandbox
There’s no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley, and they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on.
Guy Montag
Sexy but brutish antagonist in B&B. Always wondered what he looked like unclothed.
Donald Godfrey
he wants belle and his bud wants him!
DC Burns
I hear he’s roughly the size of a barge
Nathanael Dugourd
wait a minute wait a minute .... is that f*****g G****n ?
John Kaspar
Heard he's got quiet alot of body hair. Basically a animal at that point. A beast perhaps 🤭
JammyDodger
And the same powerful simp aura
RanliLabz
Nice poem! I had to 'reimagine' his best friend to make him sexier. Roughly the same outfit as the original movie, tho 😀
Jay Tee
While no one is quite like him, I'd happily show him what another guy can do for him that no woman is just quite as good at... And his closest friends was just too afraid to try...
Matthew Potter
Dude looks like a beast….. in the bedroom
God of Clorox
wow, what a guy
Emperor Chaos
He’s such a tall, dark, handsome brute. He’s everyone’s favorite guy. He’s the best hunter in the world. He deserves the best.
JammyDodger
Honestly, with all the aliens and tentacles, I'm kinda hoping the five dozen eggs enter him through alternative means
Torqemada
Is there a beauty and a beast in your movie 🤔
Silver
No one eats 5 dozen eggs like him.
JammyDodger
No one kills bucks like this guy~ No one fucks like this guy His best friend's a bachelor, I think we know why~