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🎖Master Sergeant Revealed🎖
🕑 Added 2019-04-06 04:00:01 +0000 UTC"Pick up ze zoap, Major."
Meet Master Sergeant Helena "Höllenbrut" Köntlacker - named and inspired by Major Umbreeyoree over in the Hitchhiker's Guide channel on Discord. This is one tough bitch - raised on the Alpine planet Großeshartwald to a canon yodeller and a bird-washer, and forged in the heat of the Cervaxian War. After losing her fist to the hilt in the trenches of Szaffik 6, Köntlacker refused surgery and was fitted with an Exo-Arm complete with a range of 'useful' attachments. Promoted to Drill Sergeant, the feared soldier ruthlessly drilled her all-female Cadets - including the young Titiana Kruseff and Diana Kelley - into a crack-team known as the Walküren... heroes of the Battle of New Vietnam.
Basically, you don't want to get on her bad side.
😂 I'd like to thank Major Umbreeyoree for his ongoing contributions to the Hitchhiker's Guide and Xenobiology 101 - and to wish him a very Happy Birthday! 🥳 (I realise a mechanised-dildo-wielding Amazon is an odd choice of gift).😂
One of the benefits of being a Captain or Major is the ability to really influence the story, and you'll be seeing the Master Sergeant in a future update or mini-game. But that shouldn't stop other ranks from adding to the Guide, or making suggestions - if I'm inspired or turned on, it's in! 😍
Now, some of you will have noticed that I had to make a change to the Captain's Tier benefits - changing the Captain's Name Raffle to the Name Contest. Basically, the good folks at the not-at-all-terrifyingly-named Patreon Trust & Safety Team made it clear that Raffles were a no-no... so out goes the 🧦 Choosing Sock, and in comes a decision based on the quality of the names and the number of upvotes you guys give the entries. If you do have any questions or thoughts about the issue, I'm always available on my Discord and f95Zone (and let me take the opportunity to plug my new DeviantArt page!)
RanliLabz over and out, 😉
Comments
RanliLabz
😂 German jokes are internationally renowned as the *best* jokes. I really liked Höllenbrut - it fits into an underlying theme that fans of the rebooted Battlestar Galactica might appreciate.
Umbreeyoree
I LOVE her homeworld ( I just google translated it). Makes me wish I had a more cunning (wink) nickname for her. Höllenbrut just translates to Hellspawn, or more literally Hell Brood.
RanliLabz
😂 love your humour, Major! Have a good day, and avoid the pigeons 😉
Umbreeyoree
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever had a hand in, except that one cheerleader in high school, but because that required medical intervention I don't like to count that. I love her and thank you.
