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White Boy Summer Draft Picks Just Leaked
🕑 Added 2021-03-29 16:59:01 +0000 UTCThis was an idea prompted by my friend Spencer. Who’s on your ideal “White Boy Summer” crew?
Not pictured here:
-Two drunk guys wearing Joy Division shirts who get into a fight because each one thinks the other physically stole their shirt somehow
- Barefoot + cutoff jorts guy who actually CAN backflip, and is also really sick with the diabolo. Thinks bare feet is natural and healthy, and that cavemen could outrun dinosaurs easily. Is constantly walking directly over grilled vegetables at cookouts and then eating them off his feet because its healthy
-SoCal dude with one of those “new” type skateboards that’s extremely long for no reason and has eight wheels. Tribal tattoo is very obviously a coverup of what used to be a swastika
-Tom Hanks’ son
Comments
bwooom
white boy summer setting up to have no survivors
Jo!
I would risk it all for Ryan tbh
Stephanie Lin
I think I hooked up with a Ryan type once. Never again...
