From Hell We Record [Bonus Story]

Jeff Cantrell

I paid $5 for this -.-

BlurmpleStank

The only mercy this story had was not having the gall to be as long and tedious as I Dared My Best Friend, great episode my friends

powergo

I speak for everyone when I say we want parts 2 and 3

Ana

this is like weapons prototype 1

Owen Pennington

18:06 certified korn moment

Dr.QuackPepper

The best part of the story is the fact that the possessed demon woman needed to be picked up from the police department to be driven home by her husband

Oliver Morgan

This feels like a kid writing a story when he was 10, then rediscovering what he wrote at 14 and being like; "You know, I'm such a better writer now, let me show em what I can really do" 😏

Laura Grundstrom

Omfg soo true

Laura Grundstrom

Lol

Laura Grundstrom

I was dying

Laura Grundstrom

Same

Bison Bucks

Honestly, I'd rather listen to i dared my best friend then this ever again. At least that was entertaining to laugh at. This is just boring.

midnight

these crash out stories are ny favourite, i subbed just cuz you guys mentioned a crash out bonus story in a recent video and i needed it injected into my veins.

Jennifer Northrup

110% agree

Bigdawgsuzzy42069

I suggest the story Colwin’s Corner

Abby Reeves

I think what really gets me about this story is how all the wrong things are described. The author cannot describe any of the horror elements to save his life but then waxes poetic on how the 80s were the best and Halloween was so peaceful. He’s putting all this detail in the wrong places.

Colin Gillespie

I dared my best friend to ruin my life. Worst story they've ever read imo and Hunter hates on it as well. But unfortunately it's also very long.

Abby Reeves

Only because it’s so much shorter honestly. If it were I Dared my Best Friend length I don’t think I’d survive

Mage

New here, can anyone recommend more eps like this?

Pumkin

Made the mistake of trying to listen to this at work 😭😭

Alex18000655506

It's a shame this is a crash out story, because at the start it had promise. It reminded me of "The Burb's" in a good way, until it didn't.

Bigdawgsuzzy42069

Yesss I love these kind of episodes

Modern Diogenes

Same. I legitimately subbed just to hear the crashout (assuming it was because it was disgustingly sexual like one of Elias Witherow’s stories) Thankfully it was just a David King story, without the unintentional humor.

King Fu

They mentioned this in their newest episode and it made me immediately re-up my patreon sub. Suffer for me, meat man

Colin Gillespie

Also, this is still a better story to listen to than I Dared My Best Friend to Ruin My Life

Colin Gillespie

The best thing about this story is the title. So fucking dope

SlammyBoi

The reoccurring bit across both Papa meat and creepcast of Hunter sandbagging with a "okay", "cool", or "that's awesome" always has me rolling

NotKojiro

Ending had me posing like “absolutely cinema”

Rachelle Theroux

I was pointing at the screen like the Leonardo DiCaprio meme when they said pirate 😅😅😅

Czar

Part 2 when?

Justin Hudson

Watch for Moose in Come By Chance takes place in Newfoundland not too far from where I’m from! I would love to hear you guys tackle that one, it’s not often I hear about Newfoundland in stuff like this!

AGuyNamedSmith

Real

Owen

we need the rest

Jack Hampton

Love when wendi had to hum a gospel tune to calm himself down hehehe good stuff thx gang

Billy V

45:33 "I want to see how hard erect." Wendigoon- Nov 2025

Vile The scum

this is just shit weapons

Faith0987

I can't believe I paid to listen to this 😒

Kronos Blood

I ran down the hall. Little did I know the creature was waiting for me.

Sam Tees

Who every suggested this needs to be hunted by grandpa Ernest (keep reading we need to know what more they could possibly have to say about this)

ScribbleDragon

genuinely begging for part 2 and 3, it's always fun watching you two suffer ❤️

Chris Ballard

Isaiah running home like the characters in Team America

Kerplonky

is that... wait... . it is. before my eyes was none other than.. yep. you guessed it. patrick freaking king.

Yo momma.

The sleep part had me laughing so hard

Georgia Simmons

the way isaiah got the double double toil and trouble line wrong and then tried to act all smart about it

GoonMan

It’s Ilene who stole me from heavens light

zZeak

The peak of Patreon exclusive quality

Patnip

Thank you Flesh Father for asking Isiah to not use that voice.

Aleksandra

Ever since Isaiah mentioned Jimmy neutron I genuinely can't stop imagining Eileen as Jimmy's mom-

Skylar Ehrlich

1 hour and 20 minutes of waiting and waiting to see how this 12 year old was damned to hell. Honestly thought it was a pen pal type story spanning multiple years. But nope

Delcat07

Vata freaking

Nicolas Goulet

Shoutout Goulet yo

Skyler Mayhan

This was......the best, not even David Fucking King could compare

Jennifer Northrup

Looking forward to the next two parts!!!

Jake Johnston

Parts 2 and 3 are needed immediately

Xavier Blanford

I was so glad Hunter nipped that shit in the bud

S

yo can we get the rest read? i want yall to read it because i hate yall and like seeing you suffer

DH Productions

"We have Weapons at home":

Baka7

Thank you in advance, I always suck at consistently watching shows so I’ve been in the middle of season 2 ducking spoilers as best I can for months now

Mollsewa

Part 2 and 3 when??

Mollsewa

Same!

Jillian Pogoda

Holy shit this made me laugh out loud for two minutes straight, you’re so RIGHT

D L

Isiah's story about running away from his grandma was the best piece of storytelling this episode.

McQueen

Oly shit when wendigoon did that that voice I almost clicked off just makes the already shit story even more unbearable

Possumylly

You're an agent of Satan

Kenneth Massa

I hope whatever 12 year old that wrote this got hit by a bus

Keith Henley

Amazing story

Lexus Keever

Just just picturing Eileen with a red wig and whack ass make up like Gladys from the new movie weapons

Jeremy Swain

Nice

Josh Leitzel

Why does Isaiah at 20:45 sound more like Shaggy Rogers than when he actually does the Scooby-Doo voice 🤣

dullestmoon498

27:11 SPOILERS FOR THE SOPANOS BRO SAID IT AFTER

dullestmoon498

LET SHINJI LIVE

Overgrown_Vineyards

Please read “ the white people in other weird stories” by Arthur Machen

spunkbob

This feels like if a 12 year old wrote Weapons

beanieweenie

ISAIAH SAID THE M WORD!!! the shakespeare m word. hope nothing bad happens to my boys.

Avo Mustashio

That voice Isaiah is doing for the character is possibly the most annoying obnoxious thing I have ever heard, my ancient caveman urge to react with physical violence has never been so triggered.

Tyler Craig

These are the crash outs I pay my hard earned money for. Keep it up fellas

Tyler Craig

I absolutely lost it 😂😂

Chris

Hunter is a goddamn hero for stopping Shinjigoon. Wendibloom, however, is a national treasure

Sarah Payne

I fell off listening for the last couple of weeks. Great start back lolol.

Nitsua Kumquat

Little did we know it was us. who were trapped.

Btw I-am-Kyle

This is what I pay money for

Duke Marine

Grade A crash out! Also, what a twist that Hunter knows the Lord's Prayer LOL

YumSuc

Poly Hell was genuinely one of the funniest episodes tho

YumSuc

I love when we get these shitty stories cause then we know the next one can’t possibly be any worse

nixon k

Shakespeare never died

Carlos Mendoza

When the protagonist said they’re being followed by a pick up true I couldn’t help but imagine that scene where Greg and rowley are also being chased by a pickup. Down to the pirate costume it’s identical

Patrick King

As a guy named Patrick, I agree, Patrick is a bitch

HUGGYBEAR

Commenting a lil late not too late for a piggy to get roasted tho???👀

phoenix penn

That's pretty accurate actually

phoenix penn

Real

phoenix penn

Even worse, it's written by a 42 year old with the EQ of a 14 year old but they're old enough to think they're good

phoenix penn

This story is ass why'd I sign up for this ☹️☹️

phoenix penn

I just signed up to the Patreon blehhhh

Cartyst

Every line in this story made me go "?????" and not in a good, interesting way

Inboard Horizon

I want part 2 and 3

a vdl

the opening reads like dr seuss and that’s how ik im in for a good time

Jerry Quebedeaux

yeah its good for a occasional bit but hard to listen to for an hour

Seth Thomas

Literally weapons but written from a baby

Jackaroo

look someone had to say it about Isaiah's unbearable anime protagonist voice.

Thomas Nix

Top tier story, please read the other two parts

Kaye

Not quoting it wrong and then shaming Hunter for not know Shakespeare

Franny

This patron approves of your suffering 👍

Dillan Oakland

The weapons at home in question

Shipmaxxing

Patrick is in hell because he didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete

Rich

This store left me cringing and bored//and that is why, from hell they record

James

I pog faced SO HARD when I heard the pirate hat!! Pirates of the Caribbean reference

QueenLongArm (Jade)

starting off with a "yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here. well it all started with..." is amazing

KingOfCowards

I enjoy the terrible stories over the good stories.

Richard Potter

When will the next 2 parts be dropping?

Coulderoi

Genuinely reads like a middle school Halloween writing assignment.

Zacharie Schayes

wendigoon pulling the Tyler The Creator reference was great

Thomas Neeley

Not every day I see a poorhammer fan in the Creepcast patreon.

Virodox

Wendigoon just turns into Joesph seed at 58:26

Mark Sonnet

Thus is clearly written by a 14 year old 😂

christopher palmer

Hunters crash out was just SO good 😂 IM IN A NIGHTMARE

marcy

i think i genuinely lost a bit of me when i heard “beastie’s hungry!!”

Nick

Hunter, what would it take to get you to say “It was Eileen who stole me from heaven’s true light, and that is why from hell I write.” Seriously please I need to hear it 🤣

Aubrey P.

Wendi did you get that flannel shirt from Walmart? If so, I have the exact same shirt, I bought it so I could go as a college fuckboy for halloween a few years ago (I am a girl)

Zach Fruin

As one of their first crash outs, it would be so funny to see how it holds up with what they've read now

Ksharkthelame

Please read the other parts omg 🤣

Colin Daugherty

Why won’t Hunter let Julian do the voice ☹️

Austin G Kitchens

I listen cause its creepy cast, I forced myself to stay cause of Hunters inevitably crash out.

Nika Birch

I pay to get stories read to me good or bad. If I was really pressed for the good stuff I'd just go read it myself. Also Isiah's voice puts me to sleep so easily I am no longer narcoleptic

BigSpookyBxtchLily

I’m not here for the story, I’m here for the crash outs.

Joshua Allan Gentry

It’s pretty obvious this wasn’t supposed to be a patreon story, and it was fun but besides the last one about the guy shitting his pants, all the stories have been bad stories for the patreon, so that’s cool that we pay for bad stories 😂

Asher Malone

everything came to a halt when i heard Kaa from the Jungle Book

John Roache

It would be cool to see a timeline of when they read every story in the channel. Then we may understand why the guys seem in more pain than usual at the start of some stories

SocksMahga

I can't wait for the second part

Joshua Allan Gentry

The last couple creepcast must’ve been recorded way in advance, they haven’t once mentioned there interview with the left right game guy but constantly bring up the penpal guy, and the left right game was a over a month ago already penpal was a few months ago like damn

Oli D

You can, three dots top right corner along the creepcast banner :)

Damian Van Vuuren

We have Weapons at home

sara n ben

it’s giving the creature

Andy

Isaiah steadily introducing the Shinji voice and Hunter trying to keep it contained is the best bit.

Solarisdove

I love these a lot but I wish I could download them

Cappo Zutti

This was close to the plot of Weapons, if it was from the perspective of a preteen with Asperger's.

Vailen

Absolutely awful, I loved it. Love these channel rejects being made into bonus content 🖤

Mollie

Also, the little quips the narrator says reminds me of the goosebumps kid from that dog episode. Where he was complaining while being chased by dogs. "Hear me wheezing? It's these dumb allergies. Doctor says 'no running!'" Gosh I wish I could show how the voice was in text lol

Mollie

The goosebumps parts mixing with the tommy taffy-esque is so jarring

MaulTheObese

This is so bad, holy shit

Rigdab

Skipable

Grumpletalk

I am radioactive and I look like a civ

Joel Shoopman

I think we need the rest of the thing in the basement

Haley

“You tell em, Pat” 💀

BunnyStew

Usually you read a story and it’s evident that the author is 13 and trying to sound older but this story sounds like a case of a grown ass adult not knowing how children sound

craptopia

absolute doo doo feces, thank you brave soldiers for powering through this one

Rybo

The fear and anger in Hunter's voice when he says "You said you have to be gone at 1!" is killing me 😂 Peak episode

Jason Griggs

I cant wait to listen to the next two parts

LeHarlequin .

We're all entitled to out opinions, but you gotta remember that nobody cares.

Nika Birch

I will also give a penny

baphel

Please read other parts

Jax Ott

I love crash out stories they have the funniest bits 😂

Mellow

what did the comment say?

Josh Ulisano

Brutal listen. Can’t wait until the Patreons get a good episode.

LeHarlequin .

If it's unacceptable for men to talk about women like this, then you shouldn't talk about men like this. Nobody cares about your preferences. I'm sure you're joking, but if you're not, it's cringe. Reverse the roles.

Heather Broussard

Jimmy Tran

From heck I listen, amirite fellas?

Madoka Vaughn

Regardless of if the story is good or not, I just know every patreon bonus episode will be a banger

Wren Teslok

I know what would have saved this story: If it ended with someone shouting "COME ON, EILEEN!" Then it would qualify as a 'shaggy dog story,' and the terribleness can be forgiven because it was intentional as setup for an equally terrible pun.

Carolina Ibarra

Isaiah is always desperate for the bear trap to be his Lmfaoo 😂😂

Matthew Leardi

This crash out was an artist expression up there with the heights of opera. I can’t tell what’s better: the bad stream of consciousness in the perspective of a 13 year old redditor , the incoherent storyline, or wendigoon slamming his mouse and humming hymns. Just art

Marcus Doyle

This was painful

Patrick Rowe

This is the best freaking one yet fellas. For real. 🤗

Eric LeBlanc

That's a huge insult to goosebumps guys. Also, when I saw the regular creep cast story was only an hour I was kind of disappointed but then I was like "oh cool, there is a second hour long episode on patreon this week." I no longer feel that way. Usually even the crash outs are funny enough to save an episode. This one was rough guys. Still love the show though.

Hallow_SamRG

My brother in Christ, Weapons did suck

J Money$$

"I shit my pants every day" somehow actually a pretty good little story "From hell I write" absolute intolerable stinky doodoo dogshit

Demonolatry Without Stigma

If you don’t do the rest of this series I’m going to pipe bomb your mailbox in Minecraft.

Patrick Rowe

Getting creamed

Patrick Rowe

My name is Patrick

CasterOfCreeps

I’m good actually

Jacob

Cinema

Finder's Seeker

Hunter is still smoldering just off screen to this very day

pinheadlarry

If you want good stories read them on your own this shit is hilarious

Louie Luke

But don’t people have to die to go to hell? So he still wants to see them die, just after committing sins

pinheadlarry

Tyler the creator and the monkey diddler in one episode were eating good

Mouse

love when they read bad stories in a serious tone. really makes it ALOT more bearable 🐻

william smith

Do you have a brother, lou?

Christian Downey

This story was epic.

John Roache

Eh, close enough. Welcome back “The Thing in the Basement is getting better at Mimicking People!”

REEEEEE

Hunter's suffering is sooooo sweet.

Mario

These bad stories every once and awhile truly are a palette cleanser. It's like eating rotten chicken wings with maggots and realizing that the next meal couldn't be worse.

Ginge

I think I love crash out episodes more than great stories. Hunter’s torment is peak.

Cova Brouwer Gentry

Hunter’s mention of Ernest Scared Stupid is confirmation to the choice I already made to be Ernest for Halloween next year

aubendog

This is just Weapons if it sucked

Meghan Gove

getting those banger final lines tattooed on my eyelids

Cova Brouwer Gentry

Hello Turnk

Cova Brouwer Gentry

YES

Caleb Robinson

No shot, Dead Men Tell no Tales is leagues worse

DizzyIzzy

I love how Hunters bear trap noise is always like a cow mooing and not remotely a bear sound 😂

Alex Bass

TO BE FAIR: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is the worst one in the series.

moonlit.86

Papa meat being a papa to an actual papa

Will Sherer

31:14 "Udder" dismay lol

Major Tom

ERNEST SCARED STUPID MENTIONED

Bee

i actually love when isaiah messes around and it's hunter yelling at him instead

taylor s

So funny that this was obviously recorded as a main channel episode but was such an awful story we get it instead ❤️

Patrick Sasso

Having a character with my name is throwing me off

Turnk

holy fuck the pirate hat! its him! mr unstrange tides!

Alex McKell

We've had stories that are bad from top to bottom. We've seen great stories have bad endings. It feels rare to have a bad story that manages to have a worse ending.

Owen

We need all 3 parts

The House

He shouldve eaten eileen like a bug

Big Gooch

We NEED the other parts

Rybo

Crash outs are my absolute favorite. 5 dollars well spent, thank you Wendi and Papa Meat for enduring that suffering. It was very funny

Mc_sheepface

my favorite creepcast episode is dionaea house

Dorian Gasca

Fuckin radical

Nick

We NEEDat least a part 2

A Few Small Fish

Not the David Fucking King redemption arc

A taylor

So,after arguing with my bank about paying to get CC patreon For the extra content this is the first video I'm listening too...about 40 min and now I'm just enjoying your voices, trying not to listen to the erm story 🙃

LeHarlequin .

I'm pretty sure that was Blackout. I could be wrong though.

LeHarlequin .

Relax, it was funny.

Cole R

And from hell we listen

Daniel Ridgway

Holy cringe

Demonolatry Without Stigma

Hayden Bushaw

Im begging them

Tusk

I will give you a penny if you complete this series

Adam

god I can’t wait for that I’ve reread that story so many times

Michael Bizzarro

Casual reminder that Isaiah and Hunter said that this years anniversary episode they would re-do the *Im A SEARCH AND RESCUE OFFICER" story as well as visit that authors other work set in the same universe and they literally have to as required by The LAW

Raul

This is so garbage. Give us more.

Xtra Small

At least read the rest of the parts of the mimic in the basement story

ERIC'S FOOT TIER LIST, WHEN?

Brother, I was waiting for the Winchesters to pop out and this be some sort of Supernatural fanfic

SuperJay50K

Oh boy you know it's a rough one when Isaiah calls it a test and starts humming Amazing Grace. Looks like Camp Oakwood's about to lose its "Worst Story" award

BigMonke

Absolutely dogshit and I love it sm, good job men.

Kellen Ivanuck

Kill people burn shit fuck school

Kio

This was beyond the definition of miserable. Its a masterpiece in the worst way possible.

Mitchell Carter

I always considered crash out episodes to be poorly written ones. My favorite being the thing the basement one.

ColeyBoi

Crash out episodes are a highlight for myself but the best story/episodes that I have rewatched/relistened to the most is definitely Left Right Game

Bill

The police station demon scene, combined with the "pitch black demon eyes" make me think that the author was a Supernatural fan

john gallup

"Lucifer does not want to see people die, he wants them to be in hell. with him" goes so unreasonably hard

PapaMeatsgrandad

This is what I pay 5 dollars a month for. I ragurt nothing. I am a happy consoomer

PsychWorm

My mom wants her glasses back, Hunter

fufu baggins

This was so utterly, irredeemably painful.. my eyes hurt from rolling into the back of my skull on line read after line read.. 10/10 Worth every penny!

Hailey

The "You pedophile!!!" line actually cracked me up.

FliperFolf

I live for the crash out episodes

Sam Persons

The fact that this clearly was not supposed to be bonus content but an actual episode is sending me. It was so bad they had to contain it only to their loyal masochists. Thank you for your service, boys.

Peach Vaughn

FINISH THIS PLEASE

Grumar

this story seems to have been written by a psychopath who doesn't understand feelings.

CK

Right XD

CK

Idk, this story was almost on par with polyamorous hell. Looking forward to more!

Bright Anderson

Just wanted to throw my voice in the mix - I couldn't be happier to get this as bonus content. The crash-outs are just as fun for me as most of the good stories are.

Peach Vaughn

please keep doing crappy stories

Ikey Schultz

Roll the CreepCaste B Reel stank.

Joshua Johnson

This is bad enough I listened to this blocked it out and came back and thought it was something I missed but now I'm cursed to remember. The read was good though I glad y'all had fun shitting on it I enjoyed that much at least but the story is poo

daniel bethel

This is straight up the scariest shit i've ever heard.

Alikade

Crash out you say???

Alikade

😍😍😍😍😍

Alexander B

I loved how much they hated this lol. I thought Ben Drowned was a much worse listen than this one. The crash outs were very entertaining imo.

Thanatos Mist

In this case I kinda feel like he was enjoying it because it tortured Papa Meat so much. The more Papa meat hated it the more joy he seemed to get from it

LuTheFoxx

now i cant unhear zach screaming in a basement as corys dad is playing with him

Windhound

Reminds me of the movie weapons

Siekra

I want to listen to this at 1.5x speed, cuz this makes me eepy, but the crash outs are worth the normal speed

T-Scribbs

Bonus episodes should be exclusively crash outs. Worth every freaking penny, right?

Nicholas Starr

Story so bad had homeboy humming hymns for a second

Stratocaster

This is amazing!

Ryan Sullivan

Hearing an episode on Patreon, not be introduced as extra bonus Patreon content frightens me as to what I’m about to endure

Colton Martin

really paying for throw away videos

ASSASIN

Please read the the rest of this cursed story

Joe Grzzly

I do wish Isaiah didn't feel compelled to always have to "Good Cop, Bad Cop" really trashy stories like this. Just because Hunter's having a bad time doesn't mean you have to start having a good time. Sometimes it's nice to just agree when something is irredeemably awful.

Josiah Virgil

enjoyed the boogie2988 crashout

Koog Kroo

this story is a lot better if you visualize it as one big Smiling Friends Halloween episode

Josh G

From hell I write, from hell I read, from hell I listen.

Ant

Because the general audience would rightfully be disappointed and we're the sickos committed enough to appreciate the dumpster fire lol

Jasmine Pyne

This was painful. I have never been in so much pain from a story and I have a broken collarbone.

jimmy shogns

Wtf is this story lol

Wyatt Campbell

This feels like it’s trying to emulate Tales from the Gas Station’s style of writing while completely missing the point of tftgs.

Aiden Parry

Why are half the bonus episodes just the ones that are to horrible to make it the the yt lmao

Color

It’s stories like this they give me a lot of confidence in my own writing

Joey Johnson

This story was swamp ass

Noah Valdez

We need it to happen

Dont Tap

We are finally getting bonus stories 😭 thank god

Mors Dolor

Lips dummy thicc

Matt

Hunters the one who said “if there’s an inkling of pirate in this story, he did it” it’s his bear trap Isaiah

Lumpy Space Princess

However, I do need to take a break and come back later 😂

Lumpy Space Princess

If you think about it as a Goosebumps story, it’s really not that bad. With the crash-outs, I’d say it’s… not good, but… bearable 😂

Myles KM

Jokes aside, "I don't deserve to be here (in hell)" is exactly what someone going to hell would say.

Lilly

edit: the story was so bad, we feel worse..

Martt

Haven’t watched, 10/10 episode

Dylan Mares

I’m fweken dead meat guys

Noah Valdez

No FAL in the background Wendi?

Scaramouche

Forehead fables is calling Hunter

mitch

im a mandated reporter and i have to report all of you to cps now :/

Hayes Causey

Brother the show ended in 2007. The finale is old enough to go to war.

Reese

BROO STOP SPOILING SOPRANOS

Ty Baskett

Fingerless gloves are straight up a sign of a dork who thinks he's a badass. I would know, I had them when I was twelve.

Myles KM

Is this David F'n King? No, this is Patrick.

Gucci_Salad

They were so unnecessarily pedophilic 😂 just out of no where and not mentioned again.

Cova Brouwer Gentry

Cream

Cova Brouwer Gentry

That’s a good feeling

Royce Anthony on Spotify

awesome

Mongo

20 mins in and I'm already looking forward to stopping and going to get groceries at the zoo of a supermarket by me

Atlas_The_Author

half an hour of this is enough for me, thanks

Gucci_Salad

Eileen's motivation for going after this kid makes no sense. Was it because he sort of exposed them? Well, going to a police station and killing over a dozen people on CCTV definitely didn't help things.

Hayabusiness

This is exactly how I felt during Weapons

Andrea De La Cerda

LMAO this is giving Jeff the killer a run for its money 😭😭

Cory Henderson

RSS Feed... I beg of you.

Lost Wave

SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

Dathorseboi

So, You’re writing this from hell, yeah?

Dathorseboi

This story felt being hit over the head with a bat of heavy steel, concrete, and nails hitting my skull in rapid swings. As that’s happening, Armor-piercing rounds are hitting into my heart. I pay money for this. Keep it up! 👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️

pepsi

true

Beef

Beef

Wesley Kleeman

It’s the cover art for a Tyler the creator album

Michael Cole

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Wesley Kleeman

Gonna be honest that wasn’t even fun 😂 usually either it’s so bad it’s good or at least I can enjoy the crash out but that story just sucked. I appreciate you guys powering through, you’re stronger men than I

inuub0

please read the adventures of professor egghead i know how it sounds but its so good and i think hunter would have a blast making the voice for him

Madi Keller

papa NOT happy

ForceOfHabit

This is definitely that episode they alluded to recording and not uploading cause it was too bad for the main channel.

Maria Poss

Every horrible story has a character named David confirmed

godhelpme

i was about to eat dinner

Bile Hamarr-Höfuð

We are now 3-for-3 in terms of Patreon stories being absolute garbage and I could not be happier

LeHarlequin .

🩷🩷🩷

LeHarlequin .

Darbo is overrated. He'll make a 5 minute compilation missing 80% of the jokes

Morgoth Kultus

this is the WORST story EVER to be read on this show. it is truly a horror story, but not in the fun way that you consume horror content for. this is more akin to a home invasion. I felt my brain cells helping each other exit existence during this atrocity of a story. I would rather experience Borrasca V or I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life again. do you guys really hate us this much? :(

Jake Hoffman

Hoffmister is an awful last name

Izzy Goulet

Isaiah was so confidently wrong on so many things in this episode lmaooo

Crabbus

6 minutes in I can tell this story is gonna be AAAAAASS

Izzy Goulet

How did Isaiah think that random ass white man was Tyler the Creator 😭😭

CrowTheWicked

That was I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life

DREACH

This story should’ve been hidden behind ten locks and keys

Nick

Isaiah getting the Macbeth quote wrong then saying “do you know what that’s from?” I don’t know why, but it’s so funny how confident he was.

Josh Leitzel

Hey guys. Big fan of the crash-outs. But to speak seriously, I think the death knell with this story was that it seemingly played all its cards immediately, yet I still have no idea what the hell the game was.

Ian Bayne

From hell I listened

Rook

I love the crash out episodes but this one was truly rough.

Raikhan

Hunter gives me Ernest Scared Stupid vibes

Moltar1987

I'm 20 minutes away from finishing this and I think it's worse than the "brick" story

Nicolas Goulet

DANCE MONKEY DANCE I THROW 8,95 CAD AT YOU SO YOU READ THE OTHER TWO PARTS BTW I FIRST READ DOSTOÏEVSKI WHEN I WAS 11

Juan Arvizu

Is this the unnamed crash out episode referenced in Glenmont metro story?

drewseefus

Either the author is exceptionally good at channeling childhood into his story or they are a hack writer who kids think is the height of literature because they use some somewhat non-standard grammar and sentence structure. Either way if I understood the story right, classic case of interesting idea horribly handled and butchered.

Kyle Slater

Was weapons based on this?

Isaiah L

As someone who just watched the sopranos for the first time I really appreciate the 1 per episode sopranos reference gooner manages to fit in.

lali popz

I loooove when it’s going to be one of “those” episodes 😭

Ellie Riches

Good story kings 🙌

mikesmith5

great story can’t wait for more! 😀

Bountsy

Honestly what's so sad is this story has a really good idea of making a terrifying perspective of satanic panic through the eyes of a kid but sadly it took the literal route in a meta sense since this was clearly written by a kid 😭😂

Bountsy

I believe the real name was meant to be Hoffmeister but the writer probably didn't know how to actually spell the name and just spelt it incorrectly through out the whole story 😭😭😭 adding onto the belief this was definitely written by a kid

Jesse

From Hell, i creep my cast. Beautiful story guys.

영우

PotC 4 was kinda lame so I could see this dude being the screenwriter for it

Western Philosopher

And he was right! An all time bear trap.

BDG

From Hell I'm Jelqing

Tiny Satan

Can Darbo get special Patreon privileges to make Bonus Story funny moments? Story is meh but the crashout is glorious.

Stevielee Kaniuk-Carrier

“any inkling of pirate in here, we’ll know” i’m dead

Western Philosopher

It started semi strong? The very first paragraph is on par with Jeff the Killer’s writing quality, imo

Western Philosopher

I skimmed through his other stories and they’re all this bad, if not worse. There’s one that seems to be about some kind of 5 Nights at Freddy’s animatronic that travels through the multiverse to torture kids or something. Could be a honey hole, as Isaiah likes to say.

Western Philosopher

It’s great, isn’t it?

Western Philosopher

Update: I made it read his later stories and it expressed genuine concern over the fact that he hadn’t mentally developed over the span of his 7 year writing career.

Flynn Taggart

This shit was the worst fucking story you guys have ever read. I think the author should be charged with a war crime.

Western Philosopher

I had Chat GPT read this story and it estimated the author to be at a 9-11 year old’s writing level.

bongus

Warhammer mentioned, peak story

Mason Emerson

And this folks is why we are exclusive patron members love to see it

Joshua Orta

Im with windi what makes this story great is seeing papa meat reaction. The reddit voice is great too. Awesome video kept me going on this cold fall night 🤠

Paladin Balter

*Chortles

Whiskey Tango

A24 or Blumhouse need to make this ASAP.

fortnite big chungus amogus

Humming amazing grace before his grandma got snatched was amazing

Grumar

we need the other 2 parts.

Western Philosopher

PolterGibbst just released a very Wendigoon-esque video about it.

Dimmy Jeams

Granny immediately getting ripped to shreds was pretty metal

Western Philosopher

They’ve read maybe three or four good ones over the entire course of the channel lol

elnombre91

I see why this one wasn't released on the channel. Even the bountiful crashouts couldn't save this from being hard to stick with.

Maranda

i love how casually she went full jeepers creepers on the police station

Lilly

me and my bf and both at home suffering from some type of plague. we've been bedridden for a week now, coughing like Victorian children. this is exactly what we needed to get us through covid-25

Chelsey

Damn I didn’t think about that until now lol

Riley

We are being FED lately. Please don’t stop

Chelsey

I knew from the title it would be bad… but I had no idea 😂😂😂😂

Cream

Cream

Samuel Parker

Extra stories!!!

Oathkeeper_13

Need Part 2 ASAP please

Asylum Wolf

Ok, I NEED Hunter to be subjected to part 2

Logan Evans

Please look into County Bluffs youtube channel

The StoicGriffin

If this story was made in all seriousness, as it seems it was, then it is honestly the worst thing they've ever read. Which means we absolutely need the other two parts

Ashley Hablitz

yipee.wav

Ashley Hablitz

what kind of fucking name is HOFFMISTER.

Sam George

Usually I’m not a fan of the bad story episodes as much but the full crash out was so funny

AtheistLady

It was a TREAT! Watching Hunter Crash Out is the best!

A Concerned Citizen

I explicitly pay for funny voices and run-on sentences, wheres the 7 hour Ben Goldblume Cut?!?!

AtheistLady

Best use of Patreon this & Meatcaynons are the only two I have. And Meats you get a monthly sticker!

Adair Aguilar

David king has lost his throne

BABABOOOE

I'm paying $5 for this 😀😀🤘

Mama Creeper

Crash-Out, ANOTHER bonus ep, Hunter's glasses and Meat hat, Isaiah's mustache and huge microphone... a lovely new pen to make the giggles more giggly. Happy girl (4/7) My only request... Please give us an RSS link. Patreon is awful for listening to shit when you can't watch the video.

Chris Coppit

READ THE REST

Reggie Wright

We spend 7 bucks a month. We DESERVE this entire story

Peter Miller

Pretty awful, but still prefer this over so many interviews :)

Evyn

I'm gonna relapse

YaBoiAloooona

just in time for my get high and play minecraft session thank you creatures dressed in their skin :)

David Bern

Every moan of "pain" from Hunter was actually him masking his pleasure while reading this. Isaiah, Hunter wants more he just doesn't want to admit it. He's being a tsundere. Give us part 2 🙏🏻

Jeremy Molina

Isn’t this the crashout story they said it got scrapped right before Hunter went to his japan trip?

Alejandro Lopez Ovalle

I’m paying $5 for this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Will Hayes

Is Eileen Aunt Gladys from Weapons

jazmin

Isaiah wanting to do the voice but hunter keeps telling him no is so damn funny

KYRUTI

we need nancy's angelface pls

Mike

The non paying cucks don’t deserve these sweet treats.

Fearsome_Critter

LeHarlequin .

The Jimmy Neutron episode was about MacBeth* 👀

Tyler

This is art, it needs to be released on Spotify/YouTube. It's too good. To withold this would be akin to Zeus witholding flame from mankind. Be Prometheus, I implore you.

Audrey Gage

I’m loving all these bonus stories!

Ouroboros

This isn’t how I’d prefer to go about sharing my story, but reddit has permabanned me unto the shadowrealm for attempting to upload it - foul. Here, read it if you’d wish, all and anyone, manducate. https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jtqSP04587kXsdeOw9jR3ximBtGn9acj

Brandon caldwell

Love me a good crash out episode 🥰

Tyler Whittle

Idk what they’re laughing about, as you probably guessed, I now have to sleep with a night light on and have SpongeBob accompany me so I hopefully don’t have freaking nightmares. Thanks for that :(

Gustov

YIPPIE

Appo 141

Just started it, ain’t no way

Soggy Sock

Personally, I love the voices. Like the David king voice. It would not drive me crazy feel free to do all the voices

ChaoticStanley

That story isn’t good tho. I feel like that’ll also cause a crashout

Jacob

I can't 💀

Sean Woods

You guys should watch the FNAF VHS tapes for a creep tv episode

Soggy Sock

I remember John. Good guy until the creature beast hybrid got to him

sandra Hoke

"The morons were smoking freaking Cubans instead of guarding us" can be read in two different ways these days lol

Johnny Hammerstyx

Boy oh boy, a full channel length crash out just for me!!

aj storm

Great episode to distract from Law School finals

minx the tank

Holy shit they did it, they found a story with a character worse than David Fucking King.

KaylaMoonShoes

I literally snorted twice laughing at this shit. This kid is way worse than David King

Deiniik

Day 23 of asking for "The Supermarket Monster".

Leroy Washington

Cant believe they reference Jay Cote

Odell Tucker

Erm that’s weird, I thought I ordered “The Horror from the Vault”.

Josh

I think we’re 4/5 for patreon crashouts

bambi

the slop is sloppin and i am a slop enjoyer

Vandal Priest

isaiah ikari

Jenna Duncan

Isaiah your humming sounds like a kazoo and I can’t stop laughing

ShuckStalker

Love the fact Hunter went from duct tape colored mics, to professional Meat Canyon colored official Mics. That enormous M347 acre plot supports Allisons equine addiction, Nick(Pickle 🥒)'s milkshake prescription, Harrys WNBA presiliction, and Big Nick(Jellybean)'s pit starting obsession.

Devan Awbrey

45:00 I guess you're wondering how this train wrecked?

black dawn

I wish they still read good ones

SilentDani

Read the horror from the vault by isaac boissonneau

endlessbeez

Technoblade reference, rest in peace king 👑 🤞

LJ Pell

I haven't watched this yet, I'm just taking a walk through the comments. This one sounds like it'll need a few listens if the crash is as bad as they say. Very excited. Also to the people nay-saying if it was awesome, they'd put it on YouTube and make actual money. Christ almighty.

eddy

this guy has said dreaded 10 times so far

endlessbeez

Me when I see my kayak

endlessbeez

Is this episode from Tyler the Creator?

K

You had me at crashout

nash fuller

That fact im here watching this and I pay to see this just shows you guys are awesome thanks for everything love the synergy

eddy

i love it when they read cringe

Tara

Double creep weekend Happy Birthday to me

Kiyeko StarchildUnicorn

Just when I thought this couldn't get any worse, I have to reset the pedo incident board. 🤦🏾‍♀️

C Berg

Get that baby off that floor rn 😭

Josie Vistica

I just finished reading “Who Goes There?” by John Campbell, the novella that inspired The Thing. Would love to hear you boys cover it if you ever get the rights!

Noah

HELL YEAH BROTHER

Sala

Five dollars a month for this gold

Fatlace 13

I petition for you two to ONLY read absolutely terrible stories for now on.

SilentDani

Yeah yall really forcing these crashouts

Moos

Use me as the bring back “who up creepin” hoodie button

Variant 5

Oooh baby, it's gonna be a good one

Sean Ottman

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

endlessbeez

Prob soon, and they’ll prob also announce the amount in the video is my assumption 🤷🤷

Deviant

Just clicked on this, red the description. I am beyond hyped

Luke Parsons

When will we get the live show uploaded and a total for amount donated

Gina Marie

Eeeeeeeee new creep cast new creep cast!!!!!

Gucci_Salad

Oh boy! Smile Dog uncut and a bonus story all in one week?!

MeGan MangOLD

My daughter is a year older then Isaiah so I have been through all the cartoons and Tyler the creator with him.

Perrywinkle

read stories by Mr Outlaw preferably my "friend has been trapped in an alternate reality"

Dyllan

Hunteerrrrr, I love you😗

KYRUTI

this started off semi strong and fell off as soon and he started to write how he got to hell lol

Björn

20 mins

Braden Washington

Just joined patreon a hour ago and immediately a new video so happy to be here!

Keratosis

This is gonna be FUNNNNN!!!!

Mrbluegill2000

Nah hes rocking it

James wallace

those glasses are NOT working hunter

Hayden Bushaw

Oh brother

Arson_ist_333

Yippee kayak

MeGan MangOLD

How did you get a Diet Coke without Santa

Don Carlos

Wendigoon the type of guy to enjoy Merle haggard

Ben Keogh

Perfect time to drop

butterdog97

Time to Creep my Cast and Wendigoon my Meatcanyon

MeGan MangOLD

I love just because I get an extra!!!! Yay

Hell Boy

Isiah looks like he's playing with himself

50cal

Hell yeah I’m so happy this dropped night shift will hit different

Drspiderface

Sure would be better if I had an RSS feed link!

blf

Oh I am up, and by Jove, am I creeping my cast rn...

meejah

thanks for creeping my cast 🙏🏽

tojisplaything

My body is ready

Flynn Taggart

Hell yeah. I just finished Journal of An Unknown Soldier which was incredible I'm ready for some horrorslop.

Elijah

😐

Anthony Alvarez

Oh yuuuup, this got my Willy hard and my Wally wet

Carmen Miller

Always so happy to see when you guys upload. I literally watch nothing else lol

isaac

Not even 5 minutes in and I can tell this is a real stinker

Remington getting electrocuted

Hello turnk, I’m getting electrocuted

egma

Tip sticky

August VanDam

Connor my man couldn't of said it better myself loading up a dab as we speak

Rainy Raelyn

Yay!

KYRUTI

YESSSS

Henry Arant

Yippee! Listen in the stand tomorrow

Marina Vujic

YEEEESSSSS!!!!!

Connor G

Yissss im gonna get drunk and high and listen to this

Ben Dover

Something to make work bearable. Thank the gods

Neil Pound

This title could just mean they are rereading Borrasca part V

Quesadean

Let’s get it girlypops

JTTOsamo

“Two bonus episodes in one week!” I thought, happily. Little did I know, the creature wrote the second story.

ChaoticStanley

Oh god this story is terrible, let’s fucking gooooo

Pertinax

Another bonus story already? Pleasant surprise, cheers.

Hunter Hefti

I was just about to go to bed smhhhhh

axoo

eeeeeeeeeeeeeYES !!

Espresso

The slop arrived just in time

Jeanette

OH HELL YA

PokéHorror777

Creepcast? More like Crashcast 😎🆒

MaggaroniCheese

Thank you dads

Catsby Nimble

we always love a good crashout 😌

godhelpme

thanks guys! i needed this atm

Remington getting electrocuted

Mr hunter how much did your bolt thrower t shirt cost?

MTF - ALPHA 1

At the last hour of my shift? You spoil me 😊

Turnk Brownie

WHO UP TURNKING THEIR BROWNIE🔥🔥🔥

Kiyeko StarchildUnicorn

Yay ❤️

fortnite big chungus amogus

YESSIRRR

Matthew Powers

WE LOVE YOU BONUS CREEP CAST STORIES

ty davie

creep cast i love you

Count Dihcula

yippee!

Kyle Slater

Woooooffff

Kylie Riter

Hi fellow Creeps!

Zafaraa

“Fully loaded crash out episode.” Yessir

Fatlace 13

Yo

Lithop

Two weeks in a ROW???

Turtle Catcha

Hell yeah couldn’t wait for it

Johnny Samora

Well aren't we just spoiled 😊😚

Mercy Thousoul

W

HBK_Juju1005

This better be a crash out episode 😂

bru

Just in time for my walk holy timing

Zafaraa

Hell yeah!

Chell Rosalind Amara Lawrence

Scp-3288

Joey

YAYAYAY

Evan

Uhhh... guys? I think my cast... is about to be creeped

sandra Hoke

Whoooo

jimmy shogns

Spooky rimjob time!!!!!

Kyle Slater

New story just for the baby’s??

Kade

This happened to my buddy John once

Lylah Carranza

Thank you for feeding us

Bailey Smith

let’s fucking gooooo!

Meredith Przybycien

Deer smoked my car tonight, cannot even explain how much this made my night SO much better

Andrew Dodge

Huge

Savan_Banan

Oh boy

drew

HELL YES

marshall

another crash out? damn

Fernando Ruiz

Hell yeah

Alex

Best birthday present ever

Atrocity

CREEEP CASTTT

Marisa Faith

I wasn’t expecting this

Kimball's1221

Hello

Ferris Fairweather

Yes!

Kyle Slater

Yoooo

Professor Creepin

hell yeah