Smile Dog [Ad-Less]

StrangeNugz421

Bum ba ba bum bum.....TWO BITS!!!!!

StrangeNugz421

Trampoline booty is just banging on a Trampoline...Spread the word.

Ozempic-kills

HUUUUUUNTERRR! SING THE FULL SONG WITH HEAVY METAL IN THE BACKGROUND AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

TayBae

Had this on in the background doing chores and came SPRINTING to the TV when I heard “Karkat Vantas”

Mel

Good

Alikade

2nd watch 12.10.25

Western Philosopher

It’s a shitpost if I’ve ever heard one. It repeats lines from Squidward’s Suicide almost verbatim.

Western Philosopher

How do you feel now that the video’s come out?

Chris_canned_bread

Oh man I wish I'd never deleted the shitty creepypasta my friend and I wrote back in middle school about the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

al

The homestuck reference shocked me

McGribbs

I thought I was the only one

Ivy_The_King

peak

Crazyspaceman55

Shave and a haircut refers to the do-dododo-do doo-doo when knocking on a door. The most common way to knock musically on a door.

What's Ligma

I'll be That Guy and say it, I don't like the Beatles. I recognize their influence over culture and music, but I just don't enjoy the songs. Also I hate the british.

Michelle

Hunter could be Oogie Boogie fr

Rossadon

Before the ramble before the stories is soooo good

Meghan Gove

boys this is not smile dog. this is the newest hit pasta from nosleep, the goopening

Jonathan Gonzalez

I dont pay the monthly fee for censorship

Tony

Peak

Crunchy MIlk

I cant belive i payed for the patron to listen to hunter cackle in response to a lady blowing her brains out

Bradley Phillips

"karkat vantas" The sleeper agent: "killll John Lennon"

EnD3Rf0x

Dude, that last guy is my favorite Horror Story Protagonist I have ever witnessed

Roland

@46:13 this is a podcast where they read internet horror stories

Eyepatchghost

Best Elvis episode by far

RUST

It took them 21 mins to get to reading

Noah Cook

“Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits!” Look it up you swine

Mat Boaventura

adblockers exist dude

Alexis Hincks

You could’ve let MCR play out ijs

Milky BB

This is the most creep cast episode ever

Alden Hunsucker

definitely is one of if not the best one

Harmony

Might be one of the best Creep Cast episodes of all time

Jerard

Can we please get a full cover of Papa Meat singing If I can dream 🗣️

Cooby

Jump out the house mentioned :0

Squ1dle

Getting a homestuck reference in creep-cast wasn’t on my bingo list….i had ptsd flashbacks of my early teens in 2011 when i was DEEP into homestuck….and the trailer for the show that vizipop is animating…im in the worst time line

Marky Polo

The thing I hate most about this podcast is that Hunter is a good singer

Jade S

Damn, I’m really hoping the “goop suit” is part of an upcoming Papa Meat video where he reviews Gwyneth Paltrow Goop products 🤞🤞

Patrick Rowe

Why do they keep saying the regular Beatles cartoon is scary or weird?

Maggie c:

I think it’s because they left in the merch plug

namenamename345

The slight replay of borrasca V cracked me up🤣

Blake Hall

I’ve spent two days fact, checking myself on this and I have to make a correction an episode, four of stretch and fade Noel ask Hunter if he’s ever seen reboot to it. He looks it up and claims that at the time of the show he was one years old. The show came out in 94. Making Hunter‘s birth year 93 making him roughly 32. The episodes are segmented, and you can find this information during the Cartoon Network classics section. Why must you lie to us hunter 😪

Brandon Scharf

I need to see the uncensored Smile Dog drawing

Yani

SING PAPA SING 😮

bass_jockey

Sometimes I'm like: "how are they even friends?" 😂😂😂

Aly_Mariposa

Almost 30 minutes of straight up hootin and hollerin

Emma

the beatles one is definitely not written by a child lmaoooo it sounds like it’s purposely a crack story

Aidan Nicodemus

The beetles one starts with the same first sentence as squidwards suicide

Angelica AKA

We need wicked tag line along with being summoned 😂🤌💅

ClockTowelGB

Man the author of the last story must have played Blasphemous

Edward Sullivan

NOLA is fun!!! But a lot to take in

Edward Sullivan

I saw Mussolini in a turd. I'm pretty sure Isaiah wrote the Beatles story but wont admit it.

Kira Parrish

Plot twist- Hunter left him in the airport on purpose as payback for dragging him through the French Quarters🤣

Zach

Why Ad-less and not Ad-free 🤔

Liv

im choosing to believe the beatles story is satire

Dead Red

Still the best yaoi to date.

Raea

I'm losing my mind and I haven't even finished the episode yet.

Josie Vistica

This episode was so peak <3 I love smile dog A friend of mine wanted me to recommend vainercupid's Infected Town series so I am leaving that humble suggestion here

JokesOnU

I also felt like I was being water boarded during the Beatles story lmao

Isaiah L

If and ONLY IF the smile dog drawing is uncensored

soph

They censored his penar💔

David F-ing King

The lost Beatles cartoon stole my Innocence

Kae

Wasn't expecting a Homestuck jumpscare today, thanks

foxyladiesinc

Imagining Allison just watching Isaiah pull his little wheely backpack through the rain is killing me

POOPGOBLIN

Slay!!!

the big long one

20 uninterrupted minutes of yapping

Emma

karkat vantas was indeed a sleeper activation for me thanks

Abby Wutzler

Homestuck being mentioned gave me war flashbacks. Awoke memories in me I drink to forget

Maggie c:

I would kill for a creepcast art book of all of hunters doodles

Uncle Fatso

ngl the airport fiasco was very funny to hear about. I love the slice of life stuff between the stories and riffing.

Marcin Baran

1:05:50 I think your reading comperhension is really bad. It is clearly satirical pasta written by some older teenager or young adult. I don't think kid would write about Hitler, supercancer or talking guns

Brett Morgan

My great grandfather was besties with Elvis back in the day Unrelated but that same grandfather was also one of the two private investigators contracted to investigate MLK jr’s assassination Rest in peace you crazy man

Papapeepoops

MORE

Ian Bayne

Borph

Zacharie Schayes

I really enjoyed that last story 😂

Nick

The travel story is iconic

The Possum King (DillaDong)

Good point i didnt think about, I think maybe with how popular creepcast has become and the general audiences demographic and the spastic nature of the bits they censor. Id say it could be to prevent controversy from some bitchy fans. And while it is unfortunate and id love to hear/see it all, id hate to see these two's careers or brands suffer due to our current social climates walk on eggshells type rules. People that go around seeking things to complain and attack about should be eaten by crocodiles!!!

Atlas X

Would love to see them do a CreepTV episode on the Chainmail Chasers series. Great take on a classic creepypasta.

Gucci_Salad

The punchline to that story being Hunter saying "look who decided to show up" is cinema.

Vincent O'Connor

Wait what if Hunter's dog was smile dog and his grandpa was just protecting him.

Solaire

as long as we get to eventually have a website like that from the new background then im stocked, it needs its own discussion boards with that fallout pixel asthetics

Overgrown_Vineyards

Please read “ the white people and other weird stories” by Arthur Machen

chickencasa

Creepcast and The Beatles, two of my favorite things in one 😲

Derek Christensen

literally the social network scene when mark forgets to pickup andrew garfield and he shows up in the rain

Kris🕷️

I was so shocked they didn’t know that! My family always used the ‘shave and a haircut’ rhythm to knock on things

Matt Mazur

I only know it from who framed Roger rabbit!

Neobro

Why is it ad-less and not ad-free

Grelk

The beatles definitely was a trollpasta

ham

LETS GOOO BALTMORE REP

Cova Brouwer Gentry

I am so grateful Nick’s alarm went off because then we wouldn’t have the 20 minutes of them fighting over Wendigoon’s airport arrival that I’ve already relistened to 5 separate times

NoodleMan

It’s called giving your friends a hard time maybe one day you’ll have friends to do the same

AJ Humphrey

I will pay some insane money to have the ask creepes background as my computer wallpaper

TheQuickCreep

A shave and a hair cut is referring to a rhythm he knocks to. You know that stupid jingle (bum bada bum bum… bum bum)

Anthony Folia

Absolute cinema

Coco

Dallas Farey

Probably my new favorite episode!

Robin Jorden

Ngl I assumed the crash position at the mention of karkat

Maria Cervantes

hunters voice is too good

spunkbob

Please find and read a hazbin hotel creepypasta

Noah

Alright, sorry to tell too much information on main, but as someone who experiences hallucinations semi-regularly, they do become what Hunter described - trite, annoying. Can be distressing, yes, but I’ve been seeing the same *things* for ten years. I kinda get it at this point. When paranoia and delusions filter in, however, that’s when stuff gets hard. The hallucinations themselves are annoying but something I am used to. So yeah, it kind of is like “oh, this again” lol

Loryn Morrissey

Hunter I'm begging you to put out an album of Elvis covers

Soulairus

After seeing this one I change my costume suggestion to Wedi as Young Elvis and Hunter as Old Elvis, when's karaoke night

Jacob B.

Im floored by hunters voice. Sounds kinda like Chris Cornell. Hell yeah brother

JALMRob

Every episode hunter sings...is a good episode....

Amber Miner

I genuinely can’t believe my boy Karkat got a shoutout. Now with that being said, if the boys were trolls my headcanon is that Wendi would be Tavros and Hunter is Gamzee

Sydney Rupel

7 sisters unite 💪

july

yess lets go this story scared the absolute shit out of me when i was younger. cant wait to see how poorly this is done now

Slathosaur Porb

The likely reason landscape mode worked is because some websites have pacific 'breakpoints' aka certain ranges of horizontal/total resolution that trigger a different layout/styling. Usually used to make websites "mobile friendly". In my experience, these breakpoints and alternate layouts aren't typically well-tested or maintained after implementation. A lot of sites are almost unusable on mobile unless you choose "desktop mode" (which isn't guaranteed to work)

Shannon Garcia

I caught that, and I'm using now, forevermore

Codi Charles

Shave and a hair cut, two bits its a thing if you look it up!

Mr. Horse

Waiter! Waiter! More shit creepypasta from my childhood please!

Calamity Jade

I don't know what Homestuck is, despite being a girl. I will, however, say that there is no way Hunter can be Gen X OR a Millenial without knowing what "shave and a haircut" is.

Anna Gruska

yall I can’t do sarcasm this is what got me into this situation LOL

Sarah W

I will grab some merch when there's a hoody that's a little more subtle... or a blanket for sure!

Sarah W

Dude a blanket would be soooooo nice! Good call!

Sarah W

The bullet had a russian accent

Philip M

I was totally gonna max out my credit cards on merch but Papa said not to so I’ll be a responsible adult

John Eisele

As a patreon member, I wanted to see the dogs dong.

Dillan Oakland

Not a customer you’re a supporter. If you don’t support the talking you shouldn’t be a patron. (Ragebaited)

chris brandenburg

Hunter gave wendigoon the Chris Chan and miyamoto treatment. Left him out in the rain lol

res_winter

I've been working with dogs for over 4 years now, and since Smile Dog appears to be a husky (based on the image), its bark would be incredibly annoying and almost like screaming! Also I've seen doodles that fit the smile dog description so I think I could look at it and be okay

Jakey

Something in the basement is getting at mimicking Part 2 plz

Moonrise Underwalk

Goated episode

Jillian Pogoda

I feel like Patreon should get uncensored images/dialogue if we’re paying for it… even if it’s only $5

lex

epsilepsy

baronessvonbog

How dare you accuse us seven sisters of being homestuck girlies!!!

saidtaylor

not the rolly backpack

Tyler

I’m thinking 33

Olivia Greenhill

Release the uncensored smile dog art

ImJustEman

the beatles section made this a top 3 episode for me

Jonathon Miller

This was a welcome palate cleanser. We were overdue for some silly stuff.

Harley Abernathy

I haven’t watched the episode yet , do not disappoint me hunter

Eric Donaldson

Goop…suit

Kaylyn Thrasher

smile.turnk

Deernuts_270

No pixilation, cuts, or censoring for Patreon!

POOPGOBLIN

When I was ten years old, I rode the bus to school. I had a crush on the much older girl who sat behind me. She was always listening to Twenty One Pilots, a band which grew through my immediate family like a terminal cancer, changing the trajectory of my life forever. I've been to three Twenty One Pilots' concerts, I had posters, signed t-shirts, boot-leg merch from grandparents, and over 1,000 hours listened on Spotify and YouTube Music. This girl, inadvertently saved my, at the time, eight-year-old sister's life by introducing me to a band over a decade ago. One day, she asked me "Do you know what Homestuck is?" I shook my head no. In 2015, this girl held the trajectory of my life in her hands. Her next sentence would be the determining factor deciding what I would be doing for the next decade of my life. "Nevermind," she said, "you wouldn't understand it." I sit here, pretending to take a shit in a Walmart bathroom, writing this. Until this episode of CreepCast released, I had no idea what Homestuck was or what this girl was talking about. Thank God. Now I write stories on r/creepcast in my free time! 😄

Grumar

Stop censoring patreon content

Anna Gruska

does anyone know how old hunter actually is

Montana Olson

Hunter is the Elvis of our generation 🙏🏻✨ stay away from toilets king!!

Shy Nep

Thank you papi for always making us patrons feel special 💕

Fval

I never even thought of that that’s a great idea

Charisma

oh come on! we can't get the uncensored smile dog dick on Patreon????

Phoebe Barnes

Hunter is such a good singer it’s wild

Major Tom

please give us a full version of hunter singing if i can dream

El bobos

Please read the creepypasta I SLIGHTY DISLIKE YOU! Its hilarious😂

Kingofgam305

Oh sigh can’t believe I pay five whole big ones a month and I don’t even get to see smile dogs uncensored cock and balls oh sigh, I hope they’ll at least read one piece next

Adam O'Rourke

Egregious they don’t know Shave and a Haircut 😭

Nick

why is wendi’s “borh” response to smile dog’s bark kinda similar to hunter’s scooby doo 😭

The.Spec

How the heck do you guys not know the name of the shave and a haircut knock but know all the names of the Beatles? lol

Fischer Kinerson

Ball against wall :)

Dawzon F

Did not expect Papa to start singing JumpOutTheHouse!

The Zoid

I was gonna comment the same thing dawg! That smile dog picture had my ass on the floor.

Zak M

We love a Hunter singing segment in this house!

Maria Poss

Example of a shave and a haircut knock: https://youtu.be/zWbjP_ahuB4?si=-K-JHF676_S6L2Us

Spare Rib

You guys should post those silly pictures hunter draws during some of those episodes here on patreon 💆

Jordan Light

Wait, not a single person in that studio knew the shave and a haircut knock??

Moss Goblin

Its a weird album cover fs, but fucked up? not really

PlagueCrow [l87

What

Czar

Shave and a haircut knock is a real thing, watch Roger Rabbit.

Ezra

The guy in the last story is me irl. Lets get fucked up hunter

nobodyanyways

I love you more

Zak M

"well no one is picking me up so I guess I'm getting hard" made me laugh way too hard 😭😭

shannon :)

I DONT GIVE A FUUUCK 🗣️

blf

You did a great job and I understood

Chat-Mort

The moment Karkat Vantas was mentioned a pair of hyper-realistic orange horns grew out of my head

Solaire

PRAISE THE SON

Solaire

“im gunna be the bigger man” - proceeds to degrade opposing side

Major Tom

two words: absolute cinema

Olivia Rowe

The website background is SO sick guys 🔥 Who is the iceberg boy?

Andrea De La Cerda

As a former Wattpad avid reader I always read Beatle fan fics😭😂 and the creepy pasta brought me back to a cringy time in my life as a middle schooler 💀

Ignacio Villanueva

Have y’all seen the photo of the Beatles with baby body parts and random meat hanging around them? It’s a pretty fucked up photo. Think the album was called yesterday and today.

Mrbluegill2000

Love you too pookie :3

Mausele

word I need to see if smile dog is uncut or nawthhhh

Carl hamburger

Patreon should get the penis uncensored

Mason Lovering

We👀 want the uncensored smile dog image

Natalie Wittenmyer

The absolute crashout the first 20 mins of the video has me absolutely dead 🤣

SwogBogTheJewishFrog

Voting to get an exclusive non pixelated patreon version lmao

GoblinBWR

Are we sure the screams weren't just yoko ono?

Keydoesstuff

As a former tumblr child hearing the name Karkat Vantas DID activate my sleeper-cell wake up. I’m on my way to complete my task as we speak.

H3XX3DBUG

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

H3XX3DBUG

They did stairs in the woods it was one of the first few episodes

Nicolas Goulet

I like how Isaiah can CASUALLY joke about feminicide and also support gun violence lmap STAY CLASSY BUDDY

Cartyst

Isaiah reading be like: epsilepsy

Marli Marie

Hi creepers!!!! Can we please please please get a read of stairs in the woods?

Alecia Mosley

I love an impromptu Meat concert!

Emily Sirtori

Why are we not talking about cask more cask deserves more attention and papa deserves more love for his screaming/ singing we luv it

T A G

😈

turtle 569

Just like the smile.dog can the patron get the uncut footage?

Duvi0

There ain't no way the Beatles one wasn't intended as a trollpasta. Referencing Homestuck, Hitler in the vomit, "who talks to a gun", cmon

Western Philosopher

The strongest evidence that Hunter is actually gen Z is that he doesn’t know “shave and a haircut.”

Logan Evans

I can’t believe some of these paying customers want you guys to stop talking so much. 😱😱

Western Philosopher

That said, this was the first time I’ve ever wanted them to stop riffing and keep on reading the “bad” story. It was funnier than anything they could say.

Western Philosopher

I think you have it backwards. The Beatles story wasn’t written by a 10 year old trying to sound 14, it was a 28 year old trying to sound 14. That was obvious parody if I’ve ever heard it. I even had Chat GPT read it and it came back saying the same thing.

Warick Zuiewski

Top 1 episodes of all times

Vincent O'Connor

Haven't watched this yet. Wonder why da dog smilin... Aha, weird little fella. Stop that.

Kris E

It’s a non issue but your merch website was shown wrong, there’s no “.com”

The Possum King (DillaDong)

At least it still made me... smile

Erin

Usually I don’t mind the banter at the beginning but the length of this was.. dare I say… ruff

Michael Leonardo

Why sensor on patreon?

Covfe

I think that a "shave and a haircut" knock refers to the rhythm of the knock. If you say the phrase "shave and a haircut" it has the rhythm of a common type of door knock. Like "da dala da da". Hard to convey over text lol

Mckenzie Moore

Not enough people talking about hunters half time show

huh?

Nice.

MightyMouse

3 weeeeeeeeks to gooooʻo

Kyle Harmina

this episode was fucking awesome, thank you guys this was much needed

Hez

Literally watched this twice because it was such a fucking banger

Izanami

Heh, you don't know who you're messing with kid. *Hyperrealistics your blood*

Ian Flores

Hunter needs to animate the last story 😭

HUGGYBEAR

Theses last couple episodes have really been something 💔💔

Joe Grzzly

Man I was right along with Hunter on the last story. Fucking pogged at the motorolla razr.

kiera

i’m incredibly drunk right now and this episode is making me feel insane LMFAO

L3xG

Last one giving tales from a gas station

nobodyanyways

Hunters not a day above 38

Dakota Bieber

So the smile movies are based off of smile dog

Smegmatic Stigmatism

Peak

Kanky Walrus

This episode bangs so hard, there was literally a live concert.

Jai Sauvage

That Beatles one was a diamond. Put it in the rafters

Shane Erickson

I never noticed the hand in the smile dog picture until now, it's fuckin me up fam.

Dylan Mares

The Beatles story is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. This episode was so good and made up for last week’s story. Anyways, when was the last time you all talked to a gun?

TaquitosMama

fo shooo

Kyle

Day 21 of asking Wendigoon to draw me with a cookie. Smile dog yippie. Anyways. Hello. To me. Something is wrong with dad. A week of not seeing him, I decided to stay up. Mom said to mind my business, but I could tell it was bothering her too. Hours went by, an hour before the sunrise is when I felt my bed vibrate. The steps creaked as someone creeped up them. It was dad of course, but why feel the need to hide. I was gonna open my door and talk to him, but something told me not too. A gut feeling. Something in the back of my head screaming, it’s wasn’t him. So I waited. Hearing the creak of each step slowly getting closer. Then the smell reached me. I’m still not sure how to describe it. Like piss and sawdust sitting in the sun . Getting stronger as it reached the top of the stairs. Slowly it walked by my room, and the I heard the bathroom door close. The smell still lingering in the air. I opened the door to see the hallway empty. Except for light that was bleeding from the bathroom. It smelled even worse in the hallway. “Sweetie”. I looked down the stairs to see dad. Wearing the same suit. Now covered in stains, small tears revealed themselves. He gestured for me to go back to sleep. I asked who was in the bathroom. I remember the tears that began to fill his eyes. I’ve never seen him cry before. The only thing he said was “Cosmo”. Before running up the stairs and ushering me into my room. Closing the door behind me. I was about to protest, but the smell got stronger. Then I heard the bathroom door open. My dad whispered to it. I couldn’t hear over its breathing, panting as my dad talked. The only thing I could make out him saying was,”Getting something like that is impossible”. A few minutes later, there was a moment of silence. Even the panting stopped. Until I heard,”Take it. Open. Door.”. The voice sounded like my mom, but it was raspy, as if she blew her voice out and was trying to talk. Before I could do anything, scratching emitted from my door. An animal begging for attention. Quickly I got back in bed, and pulled the covers over me. My door slowly opened. “Meow”. I peaked to see Cosmo entering my room. Crying. He jumped on the bed and curled up next to me. I didn’t sleep. Dad’s words playing over in my head, “Cosmo”. Who looks normal now on my bed. But the smell followed him. He’s purring now, and the sun is about to come out. I don’t know where dad is, and Cosmo won’t stop looking at me.

Blake Hall

Hunters is like 33. He talks about it with Noel on one of their podcast back before he started the “ohhhh how old am I?” Gag.

Avery Gardiner

Karkat….I haven’t heard that name in years 🚬🫩

FliperFolf

I love hunters singing

fern

i love you too hunter

Alexis Hincks

Hunter can SANG

kiera

YIPPEE

TheyCallMeMurica

311 is great band

cameron goins

close enough.. welcome back elvis presley

Tito Lounge

Ur mom's a goop suit

NotAdog

Lighters up at 46min 🔥

Schladamir

Do chainmail chasers for creeptv!!!!

ClockTowelGB

That beatles creepypasta was hilarious. Smile dog was better then i had anticipated

Cherry

Did not think the beatles would be apart of this

SmallerHumanoid

peak creepcast 15 mins in and were still riffing XD edit: 16 mins edit: 17 mins LOL edit: 19 were off the chain edit: 20 mins were still riffing and bros drawing is amazing edit 21 mins and we are in XD final edit: im convinced at least one of them is on some magic sauce

Sam

This was bullshit and y'all know it

Hunter’s Fat Little Piggy

Hunter, you are far too successful to not have an executive assistant. Please get someone to organize your life and if you need more money, tell the Patreon.

Ian Kemp

Too bad Hunter, I bought my Backpack yesterday!

CTRemy

“Look who decided to show up” just salt in the wound at that point lol

Fernando Ruiz

Love yall! , always wait in anticipation for the next upload

Shurese Perdomo

Without a doubt hunter breaks out in song. Creepcast ritual

inventivefish

I love the new musical segment of this podcast 😍 keep it up

gabbi ⭐️

genuinely almost had a panic attack at the mere fucking mention of KARKAT VANTAS on creepcast.

Nika Birch

Hunter where is the album? I neeeeeeed another album from you. Some classic rock this time. You're like a pimp giving us just enough to keep coming back for more and I am chasing that high Hunter!

SoonerThanLuna

on the topic of smile dog If ya'll are still interested in doing creeptv you should check out chainmail chasers. its still in progress so idk if you'd want to wait for a full series but its pretty good. if not interested in making it a main channel upload due to the length or video only format, it could be a patreon exclusive

ChavezC711

I was on hunters side for messing up in the beginning with forgetting to notify Isiah until he said “look who decided to show up.” 😂😂😂

Adam Todd

I need to hear “does anyone know where to buy a mermaid Frappuccino”😂loved the last one

Noah Vinson

It’s been 10 days and nobody will give me a refund for my payments or reply. I’ve sent roughly 10 messages

The Man Behind the Slaughter

I need them to do a creep TV on the series chainmail chasers now after reading smile dog, the lore goes CRAZY.

Nate

I need fanart of Hunter as a weird creature and Nick as his little sidekick rage baiting Isaiah

Hayden Bushaw

That Beatles story has to be rage bait

Slade

this made my day

KYRUTI

i know this bc i work as a tour guide at a pirate museum

KYRUTI

it’s a reference to when a spanish dollar was cut into eight pieces and that’s how much a hair cut cost. 2 bits of the eight pieces.

KYRUTI

shave and a haircut, two bits !

Vic

The in person videos are so magical and energetic!! I know you guys can't do it all the time, but it's such a sweet treat when you do!! :)

fortnite big chungus amogus

Love you guys!!! But I also hate you for reminding me about the Beatles. Nothing against them they're just British

Da_Wynz

That intro story, which took 15 minutes, is exactly the kind of shit I needed to hear today

Owen

as a paying member i only think its fair if we get the full uncensored drawling of smile that hunter made.

Annika Gillette

elvis is my special interest big day for me

Manta

wait i just watched the grab bag with the squidward story. it literally starts with the exact same sentence as the beatles one. in case anyone needed confirmation on just how copy and paste these things were back in the day

DeathRyder

The Beatles must be satire

Noah Mccall

of course Isaiah has a roll backpack...

Green_Witch7

The Beatles one had me chortling Side note please make creepcast blankets or mugs on your next merch drop for the cozy creepers

SamIAm

I now want Ask Creepes to be real!

Dio

Homestuck…..

Bob

33:59 Thank you for not censoring the word suicide.

Demo Valcoria

Homestuck mentioned was something I was not expecting

Ellie

ily papa

Franny

HOMESTUCK MENTION, my subscription is maintained ;3

Zack Schapp

for the patrons drop hunter's album

Logan Evans

Good ep

C Berg

I am once again asking Hunter to release the album

Sam

I, for one, second the demand that we get the uncensored dog penis. We are paying customers and Creep Cast's most loyal fans. Do better.

skyler

I liked the video to make it #420 so I would just like to note that thank you

skyler

I hope you guys are happy, I listen to this shit at work and in front of a customer belly laughed for seemingly no reason and i have no explanation. 10/10

Willy

This story in the intro is really funny but like, we're 16 minutes in by this point and the story has been repeated like 3 times and I think im going insane

monkey Skinner

For us patrons could yall please uncensor the smile dog penis hunter drew? Thank you

Alvenacava

Hunter unleashing the laugh of a baby angel with a look of joy on his face after hearing something heinous will never not be hilarious

@boobiebuddha on X

Any real 43 yr old man would know what that knock is

@boobiebuddha on X

God my parents are so old I know exactly what a shave and hair cut knock is

Creed CD

I feel as I’ve been left behind

Derekj14226

Intro was the best part fucking hilarious

fat wendigoon

Post uncensored smile dog drawing!

Sarah W

Dude I know, can you imagine walking up a driveway in the rain, wondering what the fuck is going on, to see Hunter on a full movie set in a goo suit and him dropping that fucking line.... lmfaoooo

Nova

Mea Culpa, any blasphemous fans out there?

Charleigh Graham

YouTube kicked me from my family plan and I as sad, but then I remembered I joined the Patreon! So here I yam. Also, as I’m listening my bf is driving his friend to the airport 1.5 hours away haha

SavannaWhy

Hunter’s Elvis impression sounded more like Cher

z0nch

there's another dog creepypasta you guys should read

Kaylyn Thrasher

yippee!

igor

we were on such a good background art streak, who decided to lay text over text for this one?

Ethan Foley

Im a big fan of the new outro music

Alexis Ball

HUNTER I NEED A FULL SUSPICIOUS MINDS AND IF I CAN DREAM COVERS PLEASE I AM BEGGING I PAY FOR THE PATREON ITS MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT

Kira Parrish

Ok, can we just talk about how Hunter's Elvis karaoke actually smacked? 👏 that was too awesome

Spoops

Why is it called Creepypasta and not Fettuccine Afraido

Jordan Light

I lost it after the "look who decided to show up". Absolutely fantastic intro 😂

Darth Curro

This is the S Tier content I subscribe for. More like this please 🙏 (Scary is good too)

Noah

The screaming intro always gets me

Graceee

hearing the word homestuck in 2025 was akin to have an AED used on me

Dylan Campbell

Suit made of goop

Nopey

Wtf is a goop suit

Zafaraa

“Well, look who decided to show up.”

NoTime ToWaste

Hmmmmm yessss time for my daily slop yum yum yum yum

tofu water

Hunter is actually a fantastic vocalist

Caldwell Fitzgerald

My Cinnabon’s gone cold, I'm wondering why I flew to Kansas at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be grey But your goop suit on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad It's not so bad

Crash Kamio

That Beatles one was a fever dream and I loved it. God damn. Fantastic episode, love these grab bag episodes of older creepypastas. Always a fun time and these stories definitely delivered. Great episode! A definite all timer for me.

Bingo Bongo

I googled smile.jpg and in my Google feed there's a photo of a dog pinching a loaf while smiling. 🤣

nobodyanyways

This is the only family I have

Serenity

This was a chaotic one 😂

Cam

Hunter is currently making a short film, there's a few posts about it on his patreon!

hazyHelicopter

I heard Karkat Vantas and felt like I got shot

Frieza

Ha ha ha! Hilarious. The simians delivered an excellent show once more.. Enough pleasantries. Isaiah must receive an impromptu lip reduction, it was impossible to hear anything while those terribly oversized lips were squelching together. Do not fail me Hunter.

Rachel Khan

Shave and a Haircut Knock is "Shave and a Haircut...Two Bits" is a call and response thing in the rhythm of the classic knock dum, da-da-dum, da... dum, dum. Basically a comon jingle meaning that a shave and a hair cut for 25c :)

KittieKonfuzed

Hearing a Homestuck character be mentioned by name made my jaw drop, I am SHOCKED y'all didn't clock this as a troll. This was golden, boys

TopazBeast

Somebody really needs to animate any creepypasta of a child watching one of these “cursed” tv show episodes, just having them overreact and barfing hysterically to the most mild things in their tv screens

Taxicata

Flashbanged by the random Karkat mention. I'd say this was the most shameful thing that someone in the fandom has written, but we all know that's not true.

Axel Meza

Dude I need that creep cast rug

Rachel Khan

As a performing arts lecturer I have to say Hunter has a brilliant voice!!

Boobaongrass

What's this about a movie??

marcy

of course wendi knows homestuck and meat doesnt

Nathan paster

Listened to this on my 15 n didn’t even get to the story lmao.

marcy

KARKAT MENTION MY JAW FUCKING DROPPED

john shibaジョン志波

I love these stupid intros where they refuse to read the story theyre hilarious

MeGan MangOLD

My favorite Elvis song is Suspicious Minds. Have to add Hunters to my Spotify along with Fairy Queen and Enya

Abram Benker

Thinking Hunter should upload the video of him sitting in the airport for an hour to the Patreon

Waffle Wendie

I actually love it when they don't read the story and just riff

TheSalvationArmy

Great grab bag episode

Jordan Noelle

Gee I’m really excited to watch Smile Dog! I wonder what the first 20 minutes of the episode will be about!

Moon Man

Not Isaiah waiting for hunter with his rolly backpack eating Cinnabon like a child forgotten at school by his dad 😭😂

Ronb

i imagined the guy in the last story as funeral kyle

Jojo Joestar

Love this “ask Creepes” background

Kalop Joyner

This must be why im epiletic only in my sleep

Darkamatterzz

on patreon could we get the backgrounds for the stories to use as wallpapers?

Dylan Padgett

John was dual wielding M1887s running around terminal pushing people into airstrikes. Very allegorical.

Kyle

Gotta do another grab bag episode with “Teddy” in it!

alverez major

I literally had a heart attack mid fucking work hearing the words "karkat vantas" in fucking creepcast HOMESTUCK? ON CREEPCAST?

Isaiah L

Please tell me we get a full patreon cover of meat singing Elvis PLEASE

FungusFangs

"Karkat Vantas" was my sleeper cell word that impulsively made me close the window.

Kane

take away the censors for the patreon😭

DiggingTrapHoles

I hate to be that guy but I’m paying for the Patreon can I please get an HD uncensored picture of smile dogs uncut penis?

Roxxi Perez

Loved this episode lol 😂 Keep it up boys.

xX_YoShi_Xx

Brother it’s $5, and the interview alone was worth it.

Jake Crowson

John Guido IV

Top tier intro

Smerzi

I've been waiting. Hunter will either love it or HATEEEE it haha

YaBoiAloooona

Yippie time to lay in bed and creep my cast

Thaddeus Tobin

Brave browser is good for getting rid of ads.

Alex M

Real asf

Asem Fox98

I personally like the bear trap shirt and the backpack. The other stuff ain't too bad.

Bread Consume

Hey guys. Love the podcast. One quick note though, you don’t have to censor stuff on Patreon. Do I want to see an uncircumcised dog penis? Not necessarily but it’s more about the principle of the matter. I paid good money to not have the content restrictions of YouTube and Spotify. So I want to see the dogs penis uncensored to justify my purchase

Simon Price

My fantasy football friends think I’m watching NFL redone… no.. this is what I skip church to rest for

nckagur

Love this podcast but that merch is atrocious 😭 am I the only one that thinks this?

MilkMan248

Please hook a brother up with some Halloween grab bags

Lou Smith

I’m scared to ask .. what is a goop suit and what is hunter doing with a new building and doing a photoshoot (?)

mac boone

you guys should cover chainmail chasers if possible, it’s an interesting retelling of the original smile dog story

Ezu

Cus I want that smiling dong piece SO BAD

Leroy Washington

"Who was the 4th one? George?" No dude Ringo is 100% the 4th Beatle

Ezu

You should save all of Hunters doodles and sell an “art” book of the collected pieces. Or make prints to sell

Neil Pound

We got an Elvis concert mid way through a Creepcast episode

Luke Knight

Hey i was in a goop suit all weekend can i still get 10% off the merch pls?

Stratocaster

This is one I was waiting for especially after the Jeff the killer one and ticci toby because this is one creepypasta I did read but even then it was really late after creepypastas were not popular so this is actually really cool to me

Stratocaster

Beef??

drewseefus

Thanks for the episode!

Luke

The airport bit will get all the love, but let's not let the "roomful of dudes slowly solving the mystery of SYSOP" bit go unappreciated.

Beef

Beef

Molly Farkas

I love when Hunter forgets what he says to people an then laughs at his own jokes being retold

John Roache

11 minutes in, and easily one of my top 3 episodes so far

w1tchy_w0man

EP of Hunter’s musical renditions when??

ty davie

this episode made me goop my suit

@boobiebuddha on X

I still watch these on spotify FOR YOU

Luke

Oh to be 12 again.

Malodio

The beginning of the episode was great 🤣

Isaiah L

Agreed I think they mentioned it’ll be their second anniversary post on an older episode, maybe not confirmed but that was at least their idea

MeGan MangOLD

I will grab merch when there is a v neck for the ladies!

Lily Riggs

I’d love to see a creepTV where they watch “dog nightmares” it’s so fire

Disco Panda

Dawg, I'm smilin

Samuel Parker

Lmao I love Nick

Mayor Dong

Why would I wanna miss that bit? It's a beautiful story.

RonRoy

I wish my dog sounded like hunter!

Trey

Skip to 17:12 to miss all the “you didnt get me an uber” bullshit

Ratt Murdock

This episode is already making me smile, dawg.

Daniel

Legitness

Madi Keller

feed us more,, FEED US MOREEE

Marty Brumblebee

You know it’s a good one when you’re 11 minutes in and we’re breaking out the phone to prove how much chaos is involved in Hunter’s content creation lol

SquirrelKing

Tell her happy birthday!

Adam Villagomez

20ish minute gang

Mack

Another hour and a half episode and only one bonus interview and a video game play through. Give. Us. More. Bonus. Episodes. BOO

Wesley Hall

Kick rocks Nick and Harry are treasures

@_ORC_NATION_

We need a re reading of stairs in the woods

Kyle Snyder

That dog got me smiling

Sammich

Audio only option would be awesome!

LIBITINA

the airport saga is now easily one of my favorite tangents on this podcast

SquirrelKing

I was just talking yesterday about how I wanted to see their reading of smile dog! Can't wait to see Hunter's reaction

Aiden Chebbi

This is my girlfriend’s favorite creepypasta and it’s her birthday today ! What a coincidence :)

Isaiah L

At work creeping my cast HARD rn

PokéHorror777

Yesss

HankTheTank

We need more Nick in creep cast

StepJoe69

I'm smiling my dog so hard rn

Leroy Washington

Thisll be a great episode, can't wait for Happy appy

Nancy Schultz

WOO HOO! Hope its a banger :)

SkinWanker

FINALLY

Lumpy Space Princess

YES! I was just wishing for this one recently!!!! Aaaaaahhhhh LFG!!!

Heather King

🫂💯❤️

Phylicia

DOG!! I BE SMILIN RIGT NOW

Hania

Thank god I was just about to finish studying

Nicolas Sawyer

Love yall as well

Kylie Riter

Crew

Eric

What are the chances we can get some super comfy cuffed sweat pants for the next merch drop, because I’ll buy 30 of them if you do!

Mario

When's the rest of Tommy taffy coming out?

Freddie Lopez

Let’s fucking gooo

Trey

Keep the background people behind the camera out. They add nothing.

Seakitkat

Yay love it when they cover the classic creepypastas :)

Holland Negative

is hunter feeling better? this is why im such a strong advocate for vaccines. so sad. ❤️‍🩹

Deiniik

Day 16 of asking for "The Supermarket Monster".

Joe

Beat material ngl

Darren Hicks

Maybe the dog shouldn’t be smiling…

Eric Dee

Just needed sum to listen to for my essay tysm 🙏

King Fu

Mother Horse eyes spoiled the FUCK out of us

Keith Clark Jr.

GRAB BAGGGGG 🫡

Bob

Congratulations bro Just wanted to let you know, I’m proud of you 😉

Nicolas Sawyer

Hell yeah

Smitty

Am I doing this right guys

Cory Henderson

RSS feed when?

Smegmatic Stigmatism

The lord of the universe. Smiledog

Smitty

Listening to CreepCast Smile dog has my dong - smiling

Space Sparker

'Ad-Less' instead of Ad-free 🤣

KYRUTI

incredible

King Fu

Mama Mia a classic

kelby

SMILE DOG FINALLY

Ej

Finally uploaded at the same time as Apple Music and Spotify

Ryley Embry

Congrats!

50cal

I’m so happy this came out now I was about to head into work with no pod lol

Itsyoiiie

Who up creeping they casssst

Bob

How dare you say ad-less instead of had free?! Who are you?!

Rex

I need a good story and a long episode like 4-5 hours. These hour episodes keep dissapointing me

Mason Emerson

Sick

Sir Legs

WELCOME BACK TO CREEPCAAAAAAAST!!!!!!!

Mr.Bubbles

Nice, some more classics

Smitty

Smile Dong

Ronb

my prayers have been answered

jazmin

Who up dogging they smile

Eliasishere

Gonna creep my cast to this later. (Aggressively)

Thomas Burgess

Week 4 of asking for old Creepcast episodes to be reuploaded ad free on the patreon

Adam Winters

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kylie Riter

Hi fellow Creeps!

Charisma

surprised it took this long for you guys to read this one honestly 😂

Trey

Woooooo

Amir Behnia

Goop suit

🪻Violet Mars✨

I’m so glad I’m here early!! 🥰

Kaden

I was wondering when they were gonna get to this one

Sara Gulyas

I’m getting married today that dog better be smiling

John .A

Now this is cinema

Darcade

Nice. One of the classics!

Ben Wilcox

Who up smiling they Dog rn?

Chase

Another grab bag hell yeah!

Cream

Cream

12inch charge

Let's goooo

The Eldritch Goth

First