Daniel Newwyn
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Chapter 89
🕑 Added 2025-07-20 10:47:25 +0000 UTCThey watched in helpless silence as the two shapes tangled above the ridge—one large and laborious, the other sleek and desperate. Ilya’s crow was faster, sure, but it couldn’t corner the cranecrow. Not in open air like that. Every time it tried to force a turn, the gangly intruder just rose higher, wings flapping like a tent caught in a storm. The smaller crow was giving it all. But it was just one bird.
Until suddenly, it wasn’t.
With a sharp crack of frost splitting air, the crow multiplied. One became five. Not duplicates exactly, but mirror-ghosts sculpted in semi-solid ice—cold constructs that dove with shared instinct and a blur of feathered precision.
“Whoa,” Dubbie gasped.
“Did . . . did it just Ice-split itself?” Fabri squinted up, shielding his eyes from the glare. “That familiar can use Ice-based Thaumaturgy? But it can’t even chant mnemonics.” He had never heard of familiars smart enough to cast spells themselves, much less employ advanced magic like cloning.
But Fabrisse was already scanning the ridge. Sure enough, not far off, a figure stood with one hand held out, arm extended, wand pointed like a conductor’s baton. The other hand? Holding a half-eaten baguette.
“Ilya,” he muttered. “Of course.”
The wand sparked faintly blue, mist curling at its tip as she guided the crow and its illusory siblings like pieces on a board. One dove. Another flanked. A third forced the cranecrow into a sharp spiral it hadn’t meant to take.
Most thaumaturges he knew avoided wands, staff, whatever. There was a whole stigma around enhancement artifacts, like it meant you couldn’t do the theory work, or were compensating for a weak casting core. But Ilya didn’t seem to care. She wielded that thing like it was a dinner fork.
Then she took another bite from her baguette as she sauntered, completely unhurried. Look at her sluggish pace! Surely retrieving my Stupenstone is a little more important than baguette.
The five crows flew with bizarre synchronicity, weaving around the larger bird like slivers of stormlight. The cranecrow shrieked and thrashed its wings under the sudden assault. Each time it veered left, one crow zipped past its eye. When it spun right, another bluffed a dive. They weren’t strong enough to hurt it—not really—but they were real enough to spook it. And together, they steered it downward.
The bird was being herded.
Dubbie said, squinting into the glare. “It’s heading into range. Fabri. Fabri, now’s your shot.”
“Shoot it?” he balked. “I can’t shoot a bird!”
“Then shoot the stone, genius!”
He looked at her like she’d lost her mind. “You think my aim is that good?”
“I think we’re about to lose that thing forever!” She pointed at the cranecrow, who had now dove low enough that it was only a head above Fabrisse. It tucked its wings and dropped suddenly, trying to shake the ice-crows swarming its flank. One sharp arc and it would be well in the open, and the other crows would trail behind it by a fair distance as it headed over the ridge.
But the creature was only three meters away from Fabrisse.
His fingers closed around the smoothest of the pebbles in his pouch, sleek as polished riverglass. Maybe this one would hurt the least.
He drew a quick breath.
The pebble left his hand in a neat arc. It looked beautiful. A high, clean curve—a lob that would’ve been perfect if the cranecrow had been moving at a walking pace.
It wasn’t.
By the time the stone reached the apex of its arc, the cranecrow had already passed beneath it.
Fabri’s eyes widened. “No, no, no—”
The pebble slammed into one of the trailing ice-crows instead. A sharp crack rang out—and the ice-familiar exploded like brittle glass underfoot. The shards vanished in the air.
[DAMAGE DEALT: Critical damage. Ice clones are not built for resilience.]
Dubbie said, “You hit the wrong bird.”
“I know!” He wasn’t trained for aerial velocity calculations.
The cranecrow beat its wings and rose. One of the ice clones dove at its shoulder. The cranecrow spun midair and smacked the clone with a full-body lurch. The impact shattered the bird with a brittle crack, and the shimmering shards vanished before they hit the ground.
Thanks to Fabrisse, it had learned.
The remaining ice-crows veered back, hesitant. Ilya adjusted her wand, trying to clone a few more while biting the biggest bite Fabrisse had ever seen anyone biting on a baguette, but it was too late.
The cranecrow barrelled toward the ridge with a sudden burst of momentum. It cut through like an arrow, and any ice clone coming close shattered.
The illusion birds scattered, more defensive than aggressive now, and the sleek shape of the cranecrow arrowed through the gap like it had punched a hole in a fence.
Fabri broke into a run, boots thudding against loose gravel, one hand still clutching his pouch of stones like he might get another chance. But he was too slow. The crows must’ve had at least 30 DEX.
The ridge came up too fast, and by the time he scrambled to the top, all he could see was a speck disappearing into the clouds, wingbeats steady and mocking.
Gone.
He stood there panting, cold wind tugging at his coat, fingers numb with more than frost.
[SIDEQUEST FAILED: The Stupenstone Heist]
[SYSTEM NOTE: A stone lost is a bird’s gain.]
[Combat Completed: + 14 EXP]
[Progress to Level 6: 1513/2750]
[Congratulations! You have reached Level 5.]
[You have gained: +3 Attribute Points]
[SYSTEM NOTE: Please visit your Profile for attribute distribution.]
“Curses . . .” He bent over, hands on his knees, lungs scraping for air like the whole world was uphill. Sacred socks and dragon scales, that duck-thing hadn’t gone down easy. He’d fought tooth, claw, and combustible pond muck to pry that damn Stupenstone from its frothy little shrine—and now? Gone. Fling-launched like a poorly-timed carnival stunt.
His knees trembled. All that scheming. All that sneaking. All that fighting. For what? To miss the throw by a sky-length and nail the wrong bird?
[SIDEQUEST RE-ENGAGED: The Stupenstone Heist]
Objective: Retrieve the Stupenstone from the Cranecrow before it escapes the valley bounds.
Reward: + 1 Air-based Thaumaturgy Mastery Point
Bonus Objective: Recover your dignity by doing it without getting pecked more than twice.
Bonus Reward: + 1 Inventory Slot
What? What do you mean re-engaged?
A whistling wind answered.
He whipped his head up just in time to see something zip across the sky like a misplaced arrow from a fantasy cartoon.
A boy. No. A man. No. A Tommaso.
Tommaso burst over the ridge, arms outstretched like wings, knees bent in a precarious surfing crouch atop what looked very much like a lacquered slab of hardwood powered by bursting sparks of green, hovering midair and trailing a mixture of green and sky-blue aether in its wake.
“Reinforcement incoming!” Tommaso dipped one hand, carving an arc through the sky that made the board wobble just shy of catastrophic. And behind him—like obedient but confused ducklings—came both the cranecrow and Ilya’s familiar.
