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Murder in the House of Mystery - Finale
🕑 Added 2022-11-18 09:01:00 +0000 UTC
EPISODE TEN: ???
EXT. CITY STREET - DAWN
EDWARD: (struggling) Well, here I am... the great Edward Henry Nygma, dying after being hit by a double-decker bus. (tries to laugh) Constantine was right: this was a bad idea. Ugh... In my final breaths, I can still hear his barely passable Scottish accent grating my ears, chiding me.
CONSTANTINE: Edward... Edward...
EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT
CONSTANTINE: Edward!
EDWARD: Hmm?
Edward is back with everyone. The party hasn’t started yet.
CONSTANTINE: I said, you’re not goin’ in there, are ye? That’s the House of Mystery.
EDWARD: Is it? I thought the... (uncertain) invitation was lying.
CONSTANTINE: Don’t go in there, Edward Nygma. It is an evil place, ill winds blow on anyone who dares set foot within.
EDWARD: …(echoing) dares set foot within.
CONSTANTINE: This is my last warning - you will find only death within.
EDWARD: Hmm... I really want to tell you off, but something’s telling me you might have a point. Hey guys? Guys? Do any of you have your heart set on this thing?
JON: Eh?
WAYLON: Why’d ya ask?
JOKER: Who wants to know?
EDWARD: I just... I think I’d rather just go somewhere else and get plastered. How about drinks on me at the Iceberg Lounge?
OSWALD: My dear boy, if we’re going to the Iceberg Lounge, you’ll need some REAL coin. Drinks are on ME tonight!
General approval.
INT. INTERVIEW PARLOUR.
EDWARD: I can’t help but feel I just avoided a... horrible thing.
INT. INTERVIEW PARLOUR.
CAIN: Fuck John Constantine.
ABEL: Right in his thistled arsehole.
Comments
I genuinely can't stop smiling, this was a fun one! 👏
Love it! That was amazing. The entire story. 💜💜💜
